HE SAID WHAT?! Prince Harry Asked For His “Job Title” On Official Legal Documents… And Hand-Writes: ‘I’m The Prince Of England!’
Honey, pull up a chair, adjust your tiaras, and pour yourself a massive cup of Earl Grey tea, because the Duke of Sussex has officially reminded the entire world that you can take the boy out of the palace, but you can’t take the royal audacity out of the boy! Media Take Out has the absolute, jaw-dropping exclusive scoop on a brand-new set of official documents, and baby, Prince Harry is letting it be known that he is still very much royal royalty—even if he’s living the suburban life in California!
As you already know, Harry and his beautiful wife, Meghan Markle, famously packed up their bags, renounced their senior royal duties, and moved across the pond to live as “private citizens.”
But honey, when it came time to fill out the official legal paperwork for his new business ventures, Harry had to answer that one basic question we all dread on tax forms: What is your occupation?
And baby, he did not write “podcaster,” “executive producer,” or “philanthropist.” Instead, he pulled the ultimate, blue-blooded flex!
The Official Receipt: Hand-Writing His Own Royal Title!
According to highly official filing documents obtained by Media Take Out for one of his newly registered corporate entities, Harry was required to list his official job title and occupation for public record.
While most people in his position would put “Director,” “President,” or even “Content Creator” to keep a low profile, Harry took his pen and boldly wrote:
“Prince of the United Kingdom” (commonly referred to by insiders on the paperwork as ‘Prince of England’)!
The Ultimate Royal Irony: “I Thought You Quit, Honey?!”
Let’s look at this career move directly like a supportive, grounded peer, not a rigid lecturer: Honey, we all support a man forging his own path and wanting to escape the suffocating constraints of the British monarchy. But baby, if you are going to spend the last five years releasing tell-all books, filming multi-part Netflix documentaries, and doing high-profile interviews about how toxic the royal institution is… it is highly ironic to still use “Prince” as your official day-to-day job description!
It seems Harry is realizing that when it comes to securing those multimillion-dollar corporate deals, having “Prince” on your resume is still the ultimate currency. You can claim you want a normal, quiet life in Montecito all day long, but when the bank asks what you do for a living, “I’m the Prince of England” is definitely going to get your loan approved, honey!
The Digital Streets Are Laughing: “Put That On A Resume!”
The second whispers of Harry’s official job description leaked from the business registry, the internet completely violently exploded with pure, unmitigated hilarity!
“Hold on a minute! Prince Harry really sat there, looked at a standard corporate ‘Occupation’ box, bypassed ‘Author’ or ‘Businessman,’ and wrote ‘Prince’?! I thought he quit the family business! He wants the crown’s clout without doing the crown’s chores, honey!” one viral user yelled on X, instantly securing thousands of frantic retweets. Another fan joked, “Honestly, if my grandfather was the King, I’d write ‘Prince’ on my tax returns too. Why lie?!”
Buckingham Palace has, of course, remained completely silent on Harry’s corporate paperwork. We are keeping our notifications permanently locked to the international business registries to see what other royal receipts drop next, so stay completely locked into Media Take Out, honey!
Do you think Harry is right to keep using his Prince title for his job, or is it hypocritical? Let’s talk about it in the comments below!