EXCLUSIVE: Naughty List Alert! Chloe Bailey Drops Scandalous Christmas Carol Telling Santa To Skip Delivering Toys To Freak Him Off!
Grab your eggnog and hold onto your stockings, honey, because R&B powerhouse Chloe Bailey is turning the North Pole completely upside down with the most provocative holiday track of the year!
While artists usually drop wholesome carols or family-friendly covers, the 28-year-old “Have Mercy” songstress decided to give traditional holiday music a wild, “Christmas after dark” overhaul. Media Take Out learned that Chloe’s viral new single, “Mrs. Claus Don’t Have 2 Know,” is structured as an explicit Christmas carol—but instead of asking Saint Nick for presents, she is begging him to stop delivering toys altogether so he can stay at her house and get freaked off!
“Hurry ‘Cause We Don’t Have Many Hours!”
The internet exploded as soon as fans began breaking down the outrageously dirty lyrics.
In the track, Chloe plays the ultimate side-chick who catches Santa coming down her chimney. But rather than letting him jump back in his sleigh to finish his Christmas Eve rounds for the kids, she demands that he put his toy bag down and spend all night in her bed!
Chloe explicitly sings:
“Hurry ’cause we don’t have many hours / We gon’ wake the neighbors up, I think we little loud… / I’ll be so naughty and nice / Now watch me ride it all night.” — Chloe Bailey
She makes it crystal clear that Mrs. Claus is fast asleep at the North Pole while Saint Nick is getting a whole different kind of treat down her chimney!
“She’s Trying To Cancel Christmas For The Kids!”
Insiders tell Media Take Out that as soon as the lyric breakdown hit social media, the comment sections went into an absolute downward spiral!
While R&B lovers praised Chloe for bringing back a sultry, 90s-inspired slow jam vibe, shocked listeners slammed the star for creating a Christmas carol where the main plot is bribing Santa with “cookie” so he ditches his global gift delivery schedule!
“Not Chloe telling Santa to forget the kids’ presents so she can freak him off all night!” one fan cracked on Twitter. “Mrs. Claus needs to file for divorce immediately!”
Sources close to the singer tell Media Take Out that Chloe is leaning heavily into her signature sexy persona, intentionally giving adult fans a hilarious, ultra-naughty holiday carol to shake up the traditional season.
Breakdown Of The Main Players
To keep up with all the North Pole drama, here is a quick look at the main characters in this viral music story:
- Chloe Bailey: The 28-year-old Grammy-nominated singer, producer, and actress who just redefined holiday carols with her most sensual release yet.
- Santa Claus: The North Pole’s biggest VIP, currently getting persuaded to abandon his Christmas delivery routes.
- Mrs. Claus: The legendary matriarch who fans are hilariously telling to keep a close eye on her husband this December!
Securing Her Holiday Crown!
Whether you think the song belongs on the Naughty List or on your personal late-night playlist, Chloe Bailey proved once again that she knows how to get the entire internet talking!
You heard it HERE FIRST on Media Take Out!
The video below shows the track and performance in motion:
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Chlöe – MRS CLAUS DONT HAVE 2 KNOW (Official Visualizer)
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