Sugar Daddy Goals! Malika Haqq Describes Her “Dream Man” To Khloé Kardashian… And He Sounds Like A Retired Billionaire! (DETAILS)
Media Take Out has the absolute scoop on what Malika Haqq is looking for in a man in 2026, and honey, she’s trading in the rappers and athletes for a “Silver Fox” with a heavy bank account and a very early bedtime!
In a hilarious heart-to-heart with her BFF Khloé Kardashian on the latest episode of The Kardashians, Malika got real about her dating life. After the ups and downs with her ex, O.T. Genasis, Malika is ready for a man who is “seasoned,” “established,” and—most importantly—ready to put her name on a hull!
The “Silver Fox” Standard: Clooney Or Bust
Malika didn’t stutter when describing the “aesthetic” she’s manifesting. She told Khloé that her dream man has to have that classic, timeless Hollywood look.
- The Inspiration: Think George Clooney or Richard Gere.
- The Vibe: She wants a man who is “significantly older,” refined, and has nothing left to prove to the world. No more “club nights” or “bottle service” for this girl!
The “Early Bird” Special: Dinner At 4:30?
The most hilarious part of the list was the lifestyle Malika is craving. While the rest of the Kardashian circle is out at 1:00 AM, Malika says her ideal partner is already four hours into his deep sleep cycle.
“I want a man who eats dinner at 4:30 PM and is tucked into bed by 6:00 PM,” Malika laughed to a shocked Khloé. “I want that quiet, settled life. We have our early dinner, we watch the sunset, and we go to sleep. I’m tired, Khloé! I’m tired!”
The Ultimate Flex: The “Malika” Yacht
Of course, it wouldn’t be a dream list without a little bit of luxury. Malika made it clear that while she wants a quiet life, she wants it to be an expensive quiet life.
The final requirement for her mystery suitor? He has to own a yacht and—you guessed it—name it after her.
“If my name isn’t on the back of a boat in the Mediterranean, is he even my dream man?” she joked.
Khloé’s Reaction: “So You Want A Grandpa?”
Khloé, who has been vocal about her own “dating hiatus” in 2026, couldn’t help but troll her bestie. “So basically you want a grandpa who is a billionaire,” Khloé quipped. “You want someone who is going to give you a yacht and then fall asleep so you can have the boat to yourself!”
Is Malika Haqq onto something by looking for a “Traditional Alpha” with an AARP card, or is she going to be bored by the first 5:00 PM bedtime? Let us know in the comments!
