Michael Blackson Coughes Up $4,500 A Month To Side Chick After Wrecking His Engagement With Double Baby Mama Drama!
Honey, the chickens have officially come home to roost for the “African King of Comedy,” and his bank account is taking a massive, legally binding hit! Media Take Out has been tracking the absolute, chaotic fallout surrounding Michael Blackson, and things just got incredibly real in a family court room.
According to explosive new court documents, the 53-year-old comedian has officially reached a final child support and custody settlement with his former side piece, Nadia Beddini. The two have been locked in a quiet but tense legal battle ever since Nadia gave birth to Blackson’s infant son, Kweku, earlier this year. But honey, the real mess isn’t just the monthly check—it’s the timeline of how this baby got here that still has the entire internet looking at Michael with the ultimate side-eye!
Breaking Down The Settlement: 4500 Reasons To Wrap It Up!
If Michael thought he was going to get away with a low-cost, under-the-table arrangement, Nadia’s legal team completely corrected that thought. The comedian has officially agreed to shell out a staggering $4,500 per month in child support to Nadia to ensure young Kweku—who is rapidly approaching his very first birthday—is living in absolute luxury.
But wait, honey, it gets even more expensive! As part of the signed agreement, Blackson also has to pull out his black card to cover $5,000 of Nadia’s hefty legal fees just for the pleasure of settling the case. The agreement does give them joint legal and physical custody, meaning Michael gets to have a say in major decisions regarding the boy’s health and education. However, Nadia completely locked him down when it comes to international travel! The court documents explicitly state that Michael cannot take baby Kweku outside of the United States without Nadia’s strict written permission, while Nadia is free to jet-set internationally with the child whenever she pleases as long as she gives the comedian an itinerary. Talk about a complete power play!
The Double Baby Danger Zone: Two Sons, Months Apart!
Now, for those who need a quick refresher on why this case had the streets screaming, you have to look back at the catastrophic timeline of Michael’s love life. This legal settlement comes less than a year after Kweku was born, which happened to be just months apart from another son Michael welcomed with his now ex-fiancée, Rada Darling!
Yes, honey, you read that correctly! The comedian was actively engaged to the gorgeous Rada and planning a massive, high-profile celebrity wedding when it was uncovered that he had successfully managed to impregnate both his fiancée and his side chick at the exact same time! The shocking, hyper-overlapping births made massive headlines and instantly caused Rada to throw her engagement ring straight back at him and pack her bags for good. Michael tried to laugh off the double-pregnancy drama on his social media pages as just a “wild African king” lifestyle, but Rada wasn’t buying the comedy act, leaving Michael completely single and juggling two newborns under one year old!
The Clout Comes With A Cost
Michael Blackson has spent years building a massive, multimillion-dollar empire out of roasting people online, but nobody is laughing at his financial spreadsheet this morning. Between paying out thousands to Nadia, maintaining his lifestyle, and taking care of the child he has with Rada, the comedian is going to have to book about fifty more stand-up comedy tour dates just to keep up with the monthly overhead.
Media Take Out reached out to Michael’s public relations camp to see if he has any hilarious jokes to tell about his brand-new $4,500 monthly bill, but his representatives have remained entirely silent. Let this be a ultimate, multi-thousand-dollar lesson to all the Hollywood ballers out there: the side chick drama might feel like a game in the dark, but it always gets incredibly expensive when it hits the courtroom light! Stay tuned, honey!
