| SherRoyal |
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LMBAO!!! I KNOW WHO YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT,,,BUT NO TIME TO TARRY,,,IT'S MOVIE TIME |
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I like it salt, I like it wet... |
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| phila95pa |
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its some thing on mediatakeout not right its a photo with a girl with a red outfix on I thank that a boy ok and I thank it that man paul |
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IM A SHIMALE |
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| oh8seven |
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Translation please. |
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Solid theories withstand scrutiny! |
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| C_BREEZY2007 |
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I DONT GET IT |
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"ii AM THE AUTHOR OF MAH`LiiFE.... |
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| JuicyGirl |
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LMAO. I understand one of your post. I am so proud of myself. I think I know who you are referring to in both cases. LMAO |
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j‘adore moi |
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| mybootyisthatbig |
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I have a feeling that was directed towards me-so lemme let you know I AM a size 18, well-proportioned, cute, and more importantly GROWN(28 years old). If I happen to have what I think is a nice pic I took after I clubbed all night with my girls(memories nuh live like people do!), then its my prerogative to put it up there. I think you would have to see the pic up close to realize its a really nice pic of me in a bangin' freakum dress. Yes, I have a big butt, and I assure you that even if I took that pic from the front, you'da still been able to see what the Lord blessed me with. Why you hatin? It's not like I put a pic of my bare a$$ up there...
Anyways, much love, stop hating, and don't be mad cuz you can't get like me....BWAAAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! |
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| JuicyGirl |
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oh8seven and C_Breezy
She is trying to tell them nasty fat hoes with revealing avatars of themselves to put something classy up because no one wants to see the cottage cheese on their legs or the grease on their face |
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j‘adore moi |
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| phila95pa |
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and its a lot of women sleeping with women on here and men dress as girl on whats up with that and I head the thing paul siad about you that sick when he siad what up with those dish and ehy you keep wearing them glass all the time me I dont care what you where you do what you want you know people going cazy on here and I really thank its some group of summer kids mess around use people sceen name to make us look the fool |
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IM A SHIMALE |
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| JuicyGirl |
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phila95pa
I'm trying to get with your post and agree, but can you just try and use some sort of punctuation, whether it be a period, comma, question mark or even a semi colon |
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j‘adore moi |
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| PrettynPink |
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Translation please.
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She wants to know why big girls are taking ass shots....I think she is refering to a certain poster but I am going to leave that alone to each his own |
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Yes Bytches I AM the MRS! |
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| PrettynPink |
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my bad I am too late the poster came in to fix whats twisted |
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Yes Bytches I AM the MRS! |
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| phila95pa |
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I just falling on the dam floor that was funny girl you take the words out my mouth yes you all that baby tell it right its nasty and she say she so sexy opp im falling out on the floor again |
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IM A SHIMALE |
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| BlackVelvet |
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Hmmm women who toss their butt up in a pic are saying "i do doggy" or they're trying to attract the attention from a "down low" brotha. Maybe that's why women complain that all the men they meet are gay.
That's what I think. |
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| phila95pa |
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and she say somebody my be talking about her how she know that |
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IM A SHIMALE |
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| mybootyisthatbig |
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Wow-it's so funny that the people who have so much to say about your avatar not only have a problem spelling, but have no avi pics of their own...wonder why? LOL.... |
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| BlackVelvet |
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Maybe it's because I changed MY pic on Thursday. Trust me sweetheart, I'm a size 6 and don't need to flaunt my hippopotamus a$$ on MTO to get attention. |
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| mybootyisthatbig |
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I now realize that not only am I trying to defend myself against a derelict, but also someone who has got to be at least 10 years younger than me....just remember people:
READING IS FUNDAMENTAL..... |
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| BlackVelvet |
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You neeeeed to change that pic! |
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Solid! |
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| mybootyisthatbig |
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BLACK VELVET-I wasn't even talking about you...LMAO!!! I was talking about phila95-but since you have a guilty conscience, why is it that my avatar is somehow offending folks? It's a picture I took after I came from the club. It's a regular, club photo...what's funny is that if I was a size 6(WHICH I WOULD NEVER WANT TO BE-to each her own)wearing the same dress in the same pose, yall wouldn't be complaining...I am a big girl and proud. There is no reason for me to hide what I have and I'm sorry that I'm not draped in a mu-mu...As long as there is a Lane Bryant on this earth, I wouldn't be caught dead in one...LOL...if it's offensive to you, close your damn eyes or scroll past my comments, point-blank... |
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| C_BREEZY2007 |
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LEAVE HER THE FU CK ALONE!!!!
ITS PEOPLE LIKE YALL THAT MAKES PEOPLE COMMIT SUICIDE!!!
SHE IS A BIG BEAUTIFUL WOMAN AND SHES NOT AFRAID TO FLAUNT IT
SHES CONFIDENT IN HER SKIN, AND THATS ALL THAT MATTERS!!!
YALL ARE JUST SOME FU CKIN HATERS!!! |
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"ii AM THE AUTHOR OF MAH`LiiFE.... |
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| BlackVelvet |
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yeah yeah yeah, and people like that always screaming to be respected too and got a pic with they a$$ all turned to the camera!
what the hell ever! |
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| DivaMuffin |
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wear- is used when you are referring to what someone has on
where- is is used when you are asking for example - where someone is going |
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You can kiss my Derrie‘re |
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| oh8seven |
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Agrees with C Breezy. |
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| BlackVelvet |
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if you can't take criticism change your pic. you put it there, i'mma talk about it. |
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Solid! |
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| DivaMuffin |
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phila95pa
wear- is used when you are referring to what someone has on
where- is is used when you are asking for example - where someone is going |
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You can kiss my Derrie‘re |
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| phila95pa |
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what so funny is no body siad her she ccame out the door by her self and going home that way I did say no name or ant thing |
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| mybootyisthatbig |
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@BLACKVELVET-Oh-and by the way-I'm happily MARRIED WITH CHILD. I don't have to try to get attention from ANYONE on MTO. I just like this pic. Maybe you're so offended because you think I'm taking your shine? Don't worry, I'm sure your personality will bowl them over....*rolling my eyes* |
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| JuicyGirl |
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No one makes you commit suicide. You do it to yourself because you don't love yourself or your family/friends enough to live |
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j‘adore moi |
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| PrettynPink |
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here we go.....Security!!!!! |
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Yes Bytches I AM the MRS! |
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| PrettynPink |
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well at least her signatures speaks for the picture |
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Yes Bytches I AM the MRS! |
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| phila95pa |
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its not what they have on some photo or made for sex ok nobody new about her photo I nevr seen her photo yet but I see it now its not bad but she can turn to the front but thid thread is not about her so she let her self go by her self ok she must feel that something was range about that photo to jump the gun like that right well she post it up and that on her |
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IM A SHIMALE |
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| cat4everrr |
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PrettynPink Flag post
here we go.....Security!!!!!
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ROTGLMAO |
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| cat4everrr |
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PrettynPink Flag post
well at least her signatures speaks for the picture
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wow...lol |
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| C_BREEZY2007 |
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FUC K YALL
WHY THE FU CK IS YALL WORRYING ABOUT HER AVITAR!!!
IS IT REALLY HURTING YALL THAT BAD!!!!
ARE YOU JEALOUS THAT YOU CANT HAVE A BIG ASS!!!
TURN AWAY FOR CHRIST SAKE!!!!
YALL ACT LIKE IT BURNING YALL EYES OR SOME [EXPLETIVE] |
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"ii AM THE AUTHOR OF MAH`LiiFE.... |
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| mybootyisthatbig |
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phila95-Unlike you, I can read. I know that I am THE ONLY person with a avatar on MTO at the moment with my a$$ facing the camera, so yes, I will say something. I'm on MTO all the time and I can't just let someone try to punk me, and perhaps I could give you a better understanding of why I liked this particular pic so much.
@BLACKVELVET-I can take the criticism, that's why my pic is still there-AND I'M NOT TAKING IT DOWN. If you'd like to let my pic consume your thoughts for the day-I'm cool with that. I understand that I'm so important yall had to start a whole thread about me...
:) |
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| phila95pa |
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I DONT KNOW WHAT YOU DID IT FOR BUT I HAVE A HUSBAND TO AND I DONT HAVE PHOTO UP ON THE MEDIATAKEOUT LOOK LIKE THAT OK IF YOU GOT A MAN THE WAY YOU LOOK TO ME YOU STILL SHOPING GIRL WAS IT FOR ATTENTION OR NOT OR YOU REALLY THANK YOUR ASS THE SITCH |
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IM A SHIMALE |
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| JuicyGirl |
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C_BREEZY
Anyone who wears a size 18 most likely has a big ass, if you don't then you fat for no reason |
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j‘adore moi |
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| mybootyisthatbig |
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THANK YOU C BREEZY!!!! LMAO!
OH8-LONG TIME NO TYPE!!! |
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haters only make me STRONGER! |
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| JuicyGirl |
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuM40Zl7XLQ |
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j‘adore moi |
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| C_BREEZY2007 |
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SHE'S STILL SEXY(NO HOMO)
YALL HATERS ON HERE IS NOT A FACTOR OR A PHASE TO HER, AND YALL WASTING YALL TIME HATING
SHE S NOT GOING TO TAKE HER PIC DOWN,SO LEAVE IT AT THAT |
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"ii AM THE AUTHOR OF MAH`LiiFE.... |
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| DivaMuffin |
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mybootyisthatbig
your azz is kicked the way you want it in yo pic, now they cant't kiss it lol
fukk them they need to grow up i mean im a size 6 but like you said to each its own your not naked, then it might be a problem they just dont have anything better to do, they just want someone to agree with that dumb sh*t |
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You can kiss my Derrie‘re |
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| C_BREEZY2007 |
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NO PROBLEM GIRL!!!
KEEP DOING YOUR THING
YOU MUST BE DOING SOMETHING RIGHT CAUSE YOU GOT A WHOLE THREAD DEDICATED TO YOU
YOU FAMOUS GIRL!!! |
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"ii AM THE AUTHOR OF MAH`LiiFE.... |
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| donnya |
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rotflmao
Got damn..Count on Juicy for the no holds barred comments...lol |
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Ur FANTASYS‘ My REALITY...KirkOut |
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| JuicyGirl |
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FINE
I only got one question
Do your legs naturally go that way or are you standing in that position on purpose |
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j‘adore moi |
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| phila95pa |
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LOOK YOU WAIT ONE MOTHER [EXPLETIVE] MIN OK NOBODY TRYING TO PUNK YOU YOU DID IT BY YOUR DAM SELF OK i DIDN"T SAY ONE THING TO YOUR ASS i HAVEING SEEN YOUR PHOTO TO YOU SHOW IT AND A NOTHER THING IM NOT AND NOBODY US IS JEALOUS OF WHAST YOU GAVE ON YOU PLATE OK FROM THE LOOK OF IT NOT ALOT OK AND DONT TELL BLACKVELVET TO SHUT THE [EXPLETIVE] UP YOU SHUT THE [EXPLETIVE] UP YOU ON HERE LIKE ONE DIRTY CHEAP HOE OK AND A DOTS STORE OUTFIT OK AND FOR YOU C-BREZZY YOU THEN [EXPLETIVE] UP WITH ME BEFORE AND YOU NEED TO CLEAN YOUR GOD DAM HOUSE BEFORE YOU TAKE PHOTO WITH THEM DAM DIRTY DISHES IN THE BACK OK SO DONT WORRY ABOUT US GO CLEAN HOE AND STOP WEARING SUN GLASS IN THE HOUSE THERE NO SUN BITCH OK |
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IM A SHIMALE |
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| BlackVelvet |
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haaaaa! juicy that's the most exercise them girls had in years! they should do it more often. |
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| PrettynPink |
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officer they are in the back fighting over a picture....I didn't exactly see who started it but all I know is the girl with the phila95 on her shirt through something at the girl in the striped dress that is bootylicious and her friend C_breezy jumped in....officer it got ugly...I can't even tell you how the girl in the black velvet skirt got to going it just turned into a rumble at the jungle gyms..
The bar is closed dammit!!! |
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Yes Bytches I AM the MRS! |
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| mybootyisthatbig |
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@phila-woo, woo, woo...It IS the fact that yall think I'm taking all the men away...LOL....it's okay, I let them know I'm married and you can have them...and my husband LOVES this picture, and he knows its up on MTO...again the pic shows really far away on the avatar but if you could see it up close you'll see my FACE is also in the picture and I have spandex shorts underneath my dress.
Question: Why is this so offensive? I've seen avis on MTO of white folks in KKK costumes and even one that has what looks like a Black woman in a bikini, but up close it's an ape...why are there no threads/discussions about those? |
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| DivaMuffin |
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mybootyisthatbig
reading this sh*t got me sounding like phila95 what i was saying was you have the pic they way you want showing yo azz, now they can kiss it |
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You can kiss my Derrie‘re |
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| phila95pa |
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AND I DO GOT A BIG [EXPLETIVE] ASS BUT I DONT PUT IT PUT ON THE WEBSITE LIKE IM SELLING SOMETHING OK |
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IM A SHIMALE |
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| PrettynPink |
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oops i meant *threw* |
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Yes Bytches I AM the MRS! |
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| C_BREEZY2007 |
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OOOOO WHY SO HOSTILE!!!!!
LMAO
YOU THINK I GIVE A [EXPLETIVE] ABOUT WHAT YOU WRITE ON THE COMPUTER??
I SEE WE RE GETTING TO YOUR HEAD
I LOVE THIS [EXPLETIVE]!!!
LMAO
AND YOU WISH YOU WAS US BITCH!!!! |
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"ii AM THE AUTHOR OF MAH`LiiFE.... |
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| cat4everrr |
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PrettynPink Flag post
officer they are in the back fighting over a picture....I didn't exactly see who started it but all I know is the girl with the phila95 on her shirt through something at the girl in the striped dress that is bootylicious and her friend C_breezy jumped in....officer it got ugly...I can't even tell you how the girl in the black velvet skirt got to going it just turned into a rumble at the jungle gyms..
The bar is closed dammit!!!
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LMAO!!!!! |
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| mybootyisthatbig |
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@juicy-I'm not doing that on purpose-I'm knock-kneed. The Lord got a funny sense of humor. I'm blessed with a big a$$, but knees that knock to hold it up...LOL... |
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| JuicyGirl |
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Hold the PHUCK UP ONE SECOND... WHO THE HELL WOULD WISH OBESITY AND HEALTH PROBLEMS ON THEMSELVES????? |
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j‘adore moi |
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| DivaMuffin |
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PrettynPink
what up these kids are nuts |
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You can kiss my Derrie‘re |
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| esha718803 |
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plz the pic is fine! people talk shyt just to talk shyt!
brush it off! |
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I DNT PAPER CHASE, I GRAB TUG N PULL |
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| mybootyisthatbig |
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Phila-that's your prerogative, boo-boo. Honestly, you can put up whatever avatar you want and I wouldn't start a thread about it-you're not that important.
I happen to like this pic, and just like Diva_muffin keeps saying-if you lean close enough you can kiss it....LMAO |
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| phila95pa |
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LOOK I DID KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT YOU TO YOU CAME TO ME OK I DIDNT KNOW YOU HAD A PHOTO OR ANTTHING THIS THE FIRST TIME I SEEN YOU YOU CAME OUT THE BLUE TALKING THIS SOMBODY TALKING ABOUT YOU THAT WAS RANGE NOTHING WAS ABOUT YOU BUT WHEN YOU KEEP GOING THEN IT BECAME ABOUT YOU OK MT BUUT IT JUST IS WIDE AS YOUR OK BUT A JUST DONT PUT IT ON THE WEBSITE IF YOU LIKE THAT THAT YOU NO HATEING BUT VERYBODY KNOW THAT I DONT BACK DOWN TO NO ONE OK SO PLUS SIZE YOUR ASS ON AND ITS ALL GOOD |
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IM A SHIMALE |
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| cat4everrr |
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mybootyisthatbig
if you lean close enough you can kiss it....LMAO
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*looks at pic again* wozers!!!! lol...you go girl...lol |
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| hellosummer |
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yall cmon now just let it rest...we are all black sophisticated women i dont want us to be going at each other like these stupid ignorant men portray us on here.
@booty-your'e not fat honey
@muffin-hey girl,i see your'e in here now huh?lol well i sure did eat my fish & potato salad |
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| mybootyisthatbig |
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esha-I'm straight. I'm actually having fun. I don't think I've ever had a thread started about me before. I'm feeling real special right now!!!! |
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| C_BREEZY2007 |
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@ PHILA95PA
FU CK YOU!!!!!
YOUR MISERABLE AND UNHAPPY WITH YOURSELF!!!!
GO FIND YOURSELF A LIFE |
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"ii AM THE AUTHOR OF MAH`LiiFE.... |
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| cat4everrr |
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phila95pa
SO PLUS SIZE YOUR ASS ON
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i didn't understand most of the rant but i understood that part...lol
yall crazy |
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| PrettynPink |
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So plus size your ass on
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dead no chance of reviving me |
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Yes Bytches I AM the MRS! |
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| cat4everrr |
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nk Flag post
So plus size your ass on
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dead no chance of reviving me
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ROTF!!!!! Girl Stop it!!! LOL |
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| JuicyGirl |
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SO PLUS SIZE YOUR ASS ON
*****
BW[SPAM]AAAAH
I might use that as my siggy |
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j‘adore moi |
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| PrettynPink |
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*munching on crunch n munch watching the insults fly ~left, right, left, right~
dammit knock it off her shoulder....knock the stick off her shoulder already |
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Yes Bytches I AM the MRS! |
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| phila95pa |
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SHE YOU ARE TRYING TO GET SO ATTENTION TAKE YOUR FAT NASTY ASS ON OK TELL YOUIR HUSBAND TO KISS THAT NASTY SITCH AND P.S [EXPLETIVE] YOU AND HIM OK BIG BUTTAND SMILE THAT YOU NOT THE ALONE OPNE WITH ASS OK MOST BLACK WOMEN WE BORN WITH ASS OK SO JUST GO FIND BODY BY JAKE HOE AND STOP ACTING LIKE YOU SO SMALL GOOD LOOK QUEEN YOU LOOK OUT OF SHAP AND NASTY THE WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE AND FOR YOU C-BREZZY SINCE YOU ALL WAY TALKING SITCH YOUR HOUSE LOOK DIRTY AND YOUR FACE GOT SOMANY DARK SPOTS THAT WHY YOU GOT THEM GLASS ON FOR BITCH YOUR RENT DO |
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IM A SHIMALE |
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| DivaMuffin |
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summer run girl run they are crazy |
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You can kiss my Derrie‘re |
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| mybootyisthatbig |
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Phila-seriously though, I'm not trying to be funny. I think instead of posting up on MTO, you need to pick up a book, a literacy class or something. There is no logical reason a grown woman should be spelling the way you do. I can't even read half the stuff you're saying because it really is incomprehensible. God Speed... |
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haters only make me STRONGER! |
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| BlackVelvet |
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This is the best part of MTO I swear!
If you are larger than a 14 which is probably too big to fit your entire body in the damn AV picture just take a face shot. Those should be the rules around here. Thinspo's picture could fit like a closeup because she's only about as thick as a sippy straw. |
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Solid! |
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| cat4everrr |
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phila95pa
AND FOR YOU C-BREZZY SINCE YOU ALL WAY TALKING SITCH YOUR HOUSE LOOK DIRTY
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GAZAM!!!!! LMOA...now you know that ain't right phila |
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| C_BREEZY2007 |
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1.I HAVE ONE BLACK SPOT THATS ON MY FOREHEAD!!!
2.MY DISHES(WHICH BY THE WAY ARE CLEAN) IS IN MY BACKGROUND
3.I HAVE ON SUNGLASSES IN THE HOUSE
OK.....
YOUR POINT IS?????....
EXACTLY!!!!
I LOOK GOOD AND YOU WISH YOU LOOKED LIKE ME
PUT YOUR PIC UP HERE,LET US SEE WHAT YOUR WORKING WITH....
NOTHING!!!!!
I THOUGHT SO
SO QUIT HATING AND GO THROW YOURSELF IN A DITCH, CAUSE YOU GETS NO LOVE |
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"ii AM THE AUTHOR OF MAH`LiiFE.... |
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| PrettynPink |
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see what happens when it's an open bar at fashion show and the camera guy uses polaroids...I gotta stop going to clubs that stamp ya hands and get with the wrist band scene |
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Yes Bytches I AM the MRS! |
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| Oreo |
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I don't care if you are a size 18 or a size 2 no one wants to see your azz here. Are you looking for approval? Save that for your man. It's sad. I am embarrassed for them and the folks that post pics on here looking a hot azz mess from the neck up too. |
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Puppycats? |
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| donthateonthegreat |
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*just steppin' in to let yall know that yall are keepin me so entertained!!*...carry on... |
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Pink hair don‘t care!! |
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| phila95pa |
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BECUSE THIS WASNT ABOUT FROM THE START SHE CAME OUIT TALKING ABOUT HER ASS AM LOOK WHO SHE I NEVER SEEN HAIR THAT WAS CAZY AND SHE NOT THAT FAT OK IM SMALL BUT IT DONT MAKE ME ALL TRHAT OK BUT WHEN SHE KEEP GOING ON ABOUT HOW BIG HER ASS IS I HAD TO PUT HER PLUS SIZE HAS BACK IN PLACE BRING THAT ASS BACK TO LANEBRYANT OK OR DOT OR BABYPHAT PLUS SIZE AND SO ALL SHE NEED TO DO IS SHUT UP I DONT CARE WHAT SHE DO WHERE SAY AND IF HER BUTT SO BIG THEN SHE CAN PUSH THAT FAT ASS OUT MY THREAD LAUGHING |
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IM A SHIMALE |
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| BlackVelvet |
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the stevie wonder look is not a good one for you.
Yeah we can see the plastic cups drying in the kitchen, which is clean, I didn't look that hard at the black spot on your forehead but since you pointed that out, you should take your sunglasses off in the house so you don't bump into things. |
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Solid! |
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| esha718803 |
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mybootyisthatbig you a star mama...
you have fans!! |
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I DNT PAPER CHASE, I GRAB TUG N PULL |
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| JuicyGirl |
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phila95pa is mad because she did not make this post about mybootyisthatbig, the girl just assumed it was about her, meaning she got a guilty conscious about her picture |
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j‘adore moi |
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| cat4everrr |
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oreo!!! |
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| PrettynPink |
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the stevie wonder look is not a good one for you
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Oh Oh Oh my goodness I just (((Flat Lined AGAIN)) |
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Yes Bytches I AM the MRS! |
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| Laugh-Love-Live |
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My oh my..lol |
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(Spell out--->) I-H-O-P Ness!!! |
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| PrettynPink |
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This is better than Mike Epps...carry on |
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Yes Bytches I AM the MRS! |
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| Laugh-Love-Live |
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damn, I'm still nuddie |
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(Spell out--->) I-H-O-P Ness!!! |
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| C_BREEZY2007 |
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@ BLACKVELVET
YOUR A NOBODY
GO FALL OFF THE EARTH
IM NOT GOING TO FEED INTO YOUR IGNORANCE,SO SAY WHAT YOU WANT TOO
I FIND IT REALLY FUNNY THAT THE PEOPLE ON HERE THAT HATES THE MOST DOES NOT HAVE A PIC
COME ON PEOPLE, WE HAVE TO DO BETTER THAN THIS!!!!!11 |
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"ii AM THE AUTHOR OF MAH`LiiFE.... |
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| mybootyisthatbig |
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BLACKVELVET-but those aren't the rules. I had a face pic and then I changed it realizing I didn't want to be that recognizable since some of the stuff I say here on MTO may hurt me or my husband's businesses(don't want none of my White customers like "Somebody told me she is always on this site called MTO talking about how stupid [EXPLETIVE] are"...LOL)...Since there are PLENTY of women who look like me, everyday walking on the street, how do yall live with yourselves? I mean, you are complaining about a far away avatar...what do you do when you run into plus-sized women on the street? Do you walk around with blinders on or what? I'm just curious.... |
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Why why oh WHY! WOULD YOU POST YOUR PERSONAL PIC ON MTO OUT OF CONSIDERATION OF YOUR HUSBAND!!!!!
FOR EXACTLY THAT REASON YOU SHOULD POST SOMETHING ELSE!
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@BlackVelvet...I made this comment to you in the other post...
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BlackVelvet
umm... even if he is paying my bills, he's not going to tell me what to wear, do or how to live my life.
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Hmmmm...kind of contradictory...don't cha think...a black man can't tell a black woman how to act or who to be with so to speak...
But you have found some right to tell another black woman who is full figured...to take her avi down and that she should not dress like that because she is not a size 6...wow hypo-criticism at its best...lol whild smh!!
P.S. not trying to argue...just stating the obvious...and I will leave it at that!!!
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Regardless of what anyone want to see on MTO...this woman has just as much right as anyone else to post what she wants too...ya'll talk about any and everything under the sun...and ya'll get offended at her avi...give me a break...you learn something new about people you blog with on an everyday basis...it will never cease to amaze me!!! |
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AND SERIOSLY BIG BUTT AND SMILE YOU RALLY NEED TO NOT WORRY ABOUT ME GET A BOOK OK YOU NEED JENNY OR SLIM FAST OR THE GOLD GYM OR SOMETHING OK I WORK OUT OK TRY THE FIRM IT REALLY WORK OK DONT TELL ME WHAT TO READ AND SAY OK YOU PULL YOUR FAT ASS IN MY GOD DAM THREAD OK NOE PULL THAT FAT ASS OR ROLL IT THE [EXPLETIVE] OUT |
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HATERZ!!!!!
WE LOOK GOOD AND YALL KNOW IT
IM OVER HERE LAUGHING AT HOW WORKED UP YA LL GETTING!!!!!
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ALL THIS BULL SH IT OVER A ASS SHOT, THAT IM PRETTY SURE EVERYONE IN THIS THREAD IS GUILTY OF TAKING ONE AT LEAST ONCE IN THERE LIFETIME |
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anyway....theres a lot a beautiful women on MTO, i happen to be friends with a few..everyone have there own style/swagg..i personally don't see anything wrong with it...but this is MTO and everyone have the right to express there own opinion.. its really not that serious |
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@ mybooty
I have said to plus size women at the grocery store when they roll up next to me with tons of food they shouldn't be eating... "Lemme eat that for you".
Your knees have to be crying all the damn time!!! |
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I don't care what anyone says I am being entertained....
ridiculous but entertaining none the less...
forgive me father for THEY have sinned and I enjoyed watching it...LOL |
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BlackVelvet Flag post
Why why oh WHY! WOULD YOU POST YOUR PERSONAL PIC ON MTO OUT OF CONSIDERATION OF YOUR HUSBAND!!!!!
FOR EXACTLY THAT REASON YOU SHOULD POST SOMETHING ELSE!
Are your brains in your a$$ if they are you should have plenty of them.
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um i know everybody is kind of in the middle of a convo here but i have a question...
is anyone in here a nurse,or a doctor? or somewhere in that field?i have a question. |
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Why why oh WHY! WOULD YOU POST YOUR PERSONAL PIC ON MTO OUT OF CONSIDERATION OF YOUR HUSBAND!!!!!
FOR EXACTLY THAT REASON YOU SHOULD POST SOMETHING ELSE!
Are your brains in your a$$ if they are you should have plenty of them.
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@juicy-you know what, if you read the first set of comments from phila95, you'll realize she didn't start saying this thread wasn't about me until people started getting on her and when I said that I must be that important that you would start a thread about me. So she just changed it up when she started feeling stupid. It's ok, I understand little girls aren't able to own up to their mistakes.
Furthermore, whatever her true intention was, everyone assumed it was about me, especially when phila started to entertain me when I defended myself-so if she mad that I wasn't going to sit there and let her talk about big girls all willy nilly-who cares? She could go suck on an egg... |
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AND THE FUNY THING IS I JUST FING OUT ABOUT THIS WEBSITE 4WEK AGO FROM MY HUSBAND SISTER SO I JOIN IN BUT I SE THIS SITCH IT CAZY PEOPLE JUMP OUT WHEN YOU DONT CALL THERE NAME YOU SAY FAT THAY COME YOU SAY HOE THAY RUN THAT SICK AND I PUT MY DISHES IN MY DISH WASHER I DONT HAVE A DISH RECK |
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PrettynPink
forgive me father for THEY have sinned and I enjoyed watching it...LOL
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hey loco wants some crunch n munch? |
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phila95pa
AND I PUT MY DISHES IN MY DISH WASHER I DONT HAVE A DISH RECK
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i think i just flatlined with ya...ROTF!!! |
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Why why oh WHY! WOULD YOU POST YOUR PERSONAL PIC ON MTO OUT OF CONSIDERATION OF YOUR HUSBAND!!!!!
FOR EXACTLY THAT REASON YOU SHOULD POST SOMETHING ELSE!
Are your brains in your a$$ if they are you should have plenty of them.
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AGAIN, WHY, OH WHY IS THIS A PROBLEM FOR YOU? AM I F_CKING YOU? Do you wish I was? Sorry, boo-boo, I'm strictly-
d!ckly. GET OFF MY D_CK!!!! |
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forgive cat4everrr too father for she snickered as I cackled....LOL |
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lol @ prettynpink |
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Kitten!!!!!...Hey Cat... long time what's up girl...
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I HAVE A DISHWASHER TOO
IM JUST NOT LAZY LIKE YOU,AND I ALSO KNOW HOW TO CONSERVE ENERGY
WHEN YOU WAS A KID DID YOU HAVE A DISHWASHER???
FU CK NO!!!!
SO DONT TRY TO ACT LIKE YOUR ALL UPPITY CAUSE YOU USE YOUR DISHWASHER
ANYWAY
MOVING ALONG |
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Another word of advice horizontal stripes are not slimming. |
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Hello summer when you find the nurse or dcotor I believe we are going to need them as well folks keep flat lining |
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LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING I DONT FEEL STUPID OK YOU DO I HAVE A HUSBAND AND IF HE SE ME POST MY PHOTO LIKE THAT HE BE REALLY MADE I BELONG TO HIM ALONE OK AND LET ME TELL YOU SOME I BEEN WITH MY HUSBAND SINCE 1990 SO THERE FOR AM NOT YOUR YOUNG GIRL FAR FROM THAT OK SO TRY NOT EAT YOUR WAY THROW THIS THREAD HOE |
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Another word of advice horizontal stripes are not slimming.
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dead again!!!!
I must be a cat too because I obviously have nine lives |
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TRY NOT EAT YOUR WAY THROW THIS THREAD HOE
***** needs resuscitation ***** |
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maxx is off today she is resting she has been working hard. Cool I will have some cashews...I am just chilling here at the laugh factory... |
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PHILA-you should have never admitted that!!! LOLOLOL!!!! You're OLDER than me??? And you type like a 10 year-old? Awww, you mad cuz your hubby was drooling over my avi? It's ok, just put him in his place so YOU can get on my level, hoe!!!! |
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@pretty-LMAO ok! im forreal though about that doc situation...i just have a question b/c i dont wanna go to my doc & pay $75 for him to tell me nothing is wrong...
what are causes of frequent urination(besides pregnancy) |
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off the subject for a minute, i seen this shyt with k-ci and jojo and had to share this tragedy!!
can someone scream WTF????
THIS SHYT SHOULD'VE BEEN ON CRACKHEADS GONE WILD! ITS SO SAD BECAUSE I USE TO LOVE JODECI...
http://legendarymastermind.blogspot.com/2008/07/k-ci-from-jodeci-on-tv-one-wtf.html |
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it is really an empty debacle going on I am just being a buttface about it... |
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@HELLO SUMMER
COULD BE A UTI |
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frequent urination can be a number of things like diabetes, UTI, etc I am not trained to touch on a tinkle...LOL |
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hellosummer
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@ hello
You could have a bladder infection...my bestfriend was like that |
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esha - he was always skin and bone |
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thanks,i dont think so though,i mean wouldn't that come along with other symptoms such as itching ect?
@pretty-same...i just got checked for diabetes so can't be that,but thanks though its cool i mean you dont have to be a expert but u may know more than me so i just asked! |
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also it is hot out now and we tend to consume more fluids than normal....juicy girl took my next thought.....
also believe it or not but dehydration as well...a nurse told me that |
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Summer go get a big bottle of unfiltered natural cranberry juice not the Ocean Spray. |
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BLACKVELVET-word of advice-I wasn't trying to look slimmer-I was trying to look like me. And I'm reading all the nasty sh!t you saying about big women-I'll have you know that I'm really not THAT big-cat4everr and prettynpink has been on MTO long enuff to have seen my previous pics and can tell you that...I probably eat healthier than you and get more exercise than you ever have.
Not trying to be funny, but most skinny women I know eat like pigs to the point where its nauseating to watch and it pisses me off cuz they don't gain a pound!!!! I, on the other hand, eat small meals, exercise and still gain weight. So I figure if the Lord wanted me to be a size 6-I would be one... |
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i know he always been skinny, but you HAVE to see the video to understand what im saying!
http://legendarymastermind.blogspot.com/2008/07/k-ci-from-jodeci-on-tv-one-wtf.html |
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@juicy-um no not really,just i feel like im going to the restroom every hour or so
@laugh-i think so..is that something you just get or does it come from something? |
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@pretty-really hmm thanks!
@velvet-wouldnt that make me pee more? |
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@SUMMER
NO,UTIS DONT COME WITH AN ITCH
ITS JUST FREQUENT URGES
WEIRD FEELING IN YOUR BELLY BUTTON SOMTIMES
IF IT ITCHES, IT COULD BE AN STD OR A YEAST INFECTION |
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Summer:
http://www.ehow.com/how_2201_treat-bladder-infection.html
http://nutrition.about.com/od/dietsformedicaldisorders/f/cranberryjuice.htm |
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@FedUpBlackMan YOU LOST ME HOMIE!!
WTF R U TALKING ABOUT?? |
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@ hello...it comes from something but I don't know what...i think its from bacteria...my friend had it in highschool and she had to have a permenant hall pass to go to the bathroom whenever she wanted...the urge for her to pee was really strong too |
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I TOLD MY SISTER WHAT YOU SAID AND SHE SAD CHEC FOR DIABETES SHE HAVE IT AND STAY GOING TO THE BATHROOM |
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summer,
go to cvs and get uristat-
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51FHNFZAZFL._SL500_AA280_.jpg
urinary tract infections can be the worst. i remember having one as a teenager. the uristat will hold you off til you can get to a doctor |
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AND P.S YOUR HAIR LOOK SO NICE GIRL YOU GO GIRL ROCK THAT SITCH GOODNIGHT |
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summer,
get the uristat for immediate relief. the 100 percent pure cranberry juice works but it takes too long to kick in |
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mabeline!!! |
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DONT YOU COME UP IN MY DAM THREAD STARTEDE SICH BECUSE YOUR ASS LATE IT OVER OK BYE THE DOOR CLOSE IN YOIU FACE LIGHT OUT |
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thank you everybody for all the help,i appreciate it |
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I SEE YOU AROUNG BATHTIME GOT A BIG DAY GOING SHOPING IN NEW YORK SO NEED TO GET THING REALLY BYE YOU BE OK |
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www.psycho.com |
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some people also have a week bladder and just have to use the bathroom a lot but it sounds like this is something new....
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Kitty Cat(4everrr)!!!
MEOW! *big hugs*
I just logged back on. I had to go to Sonic and get a Banana Spit Blast. I am a sucker for advertisements....lol. |
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To solve this whole issue.....
Take the ASS pic off the damn internet. You may be very nice but you are not that physically fit to be posing like that anyway. Just my opinion. |
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Oreo-the issue IS solved-I told these hatin a$$ beyotches I'M NOT TAKING IT DOWN. ANYMORE F_CKIN QUESTIONS? |
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go 'head, kiss it-ya know ya wanna...LMAO!!!! |
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Oh-so I should look like thinspo's avatar? Is that a healthy look? Do you even know what a thinspo is? That's why you got all these young women throwing up and starving-cuz of people's perception of what beautiful is. I'm BEAUTIFUL-if you don't think so, close your d@mn eyes!!!
Also, I notice not one brother is up here complaining about my avi-just females...did the claws come out or what tonite? LOL!!!! |
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BLACKVELVET-but those aren't the rules. I had a face pic and then I changed it realizing I didn't want to be that recognizable since some of the stuff I say here on MTO may hurt me or my husband's businesses(don't
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LMAO@PL!
I thought it but you got in my head and pulled it out...lol.
@mybootyisthatbig
I have no questions for you. I don't believe I even asked you one to warrant an "anymore questions" response from you. I just said that you are not physically fit. That was not a question. It was a statement and very obvious to anyone that has access to MTO! A wide azz is not always a nice azz. Forget what you heard, k? |
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@BLACKVELVET-Oh-and by the way-I'm happily MARRIED WITH CHILD. I don't have to try to get attention from ANYONE on MTO. I just like this pic. Maybe you're so offended because you think I'm taking your shine? Don't worry, I'm sure your personality will bowl them over....*rolling my eyes*
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OREO Hey hun! yeah someone had to say it. |
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SEE YOU THANK IT LOOK NICE TO HAVE A PHOTO LIKE THAT SHE THANK SHE SEXY GIRL SHE LOOK NASTY REALLY NASTY ON THE REAL TIP BUT BE FOR A GO CALL NORBIT HOE THAT BITCH EAT MY ICE CREAM DAM.....GO TO THE STORE NORBIT |
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Oh-so I should look like thinspo's avatar? Is that a healthy look? Do you even know what a thinspo is? That's why you got all these young women throwing up and starving-cuz of people's perception of what beautiful is. I'm BEAUTIFUL-if you don't think so, close your d@mn eyes!!!
Also, I notice not one brother is up here complaining about my avi-just females...did the claws come out or what tonite? LOL!!!!
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@booty
You can be as fat as the day is long, just don't be foolish. |
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I thought you were being nice today... |
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*sidenote*
Just because spandex is made for a size 8 it does not mean to stretch it until the threads pop to a size 18. SMH. Just because you can fit does NOT mean you look good in it.Everything is not for everyone. That's why I have a mirror....lol. |
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@ Oreo
Truer words were never typed!
And for real, some clothes styles shouldn't be made for larger than a certain size, just because you can, don't mean you should. O-kaaaaay! |
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I GOT TO GO ON THAT NOTE THAT WAS THE FUNNY THING TONIGHT GIRL YOU ARE RIGHT I DONT WERE NO DAB SPANDEX IT DONT MAKE ME LOOK GOOD YOU RIGHT BUT SHE THANK SHE SEXY IN IT SHE KILLING NORBIT ASS |
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How old are you though? ( i am not being smart)
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Old enough to know she is too large to wear that and to pose like that. Ive seen large TIGHT women, with TONED legs...umm I will stop here...
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...spandex were cute last season...lol
I cant stand them now unless I am working out! |
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@ Oreo
Truer words were never typed!
And for real, some clothes styles shouldn't be made for larger than a certain size, just because you can, don't mean you should. O-kaaaaay
*****
Anything spandex
daisy dukes
low rise jeans
mid drift tops
mini skirts
ALL BIG NO NOs. |
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| mybootyisthatbig |
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*rolling my eyes cuz I can't believe I even came back in here*
@SexyBiFem-I'm 28 years old... and Oreo-I assure you that not only was that dress my size(18-20)-but it was too big-if the pic was closer up you'd be able to see that the damn thing was falling off of me....MY A$$$$ IS BIG-I WILL NOT APOLOGIZE FOR THAT...apparently yall seem to think I'm much bigger than I am...I wish my peeps could see these comments right now, they would laugh their a$$es off! Perhaps it's the way the pic was taken, but I'm really not that big-I just LIKE this pic!!! I have really good memories of that night and I LIKE IT GOSHDARNIT!!!
@PRETTYLATINA-I only had 1 other pic up here and that was of my face-so maybe you got me confused with someone else-or maybe that was a back-handed comment that you think my face is trashy??? Whateva, chica...lol!!! |
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| BlackVelvet |
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mybootyisthatbig
Oh-so I should look like thinspo's avatar? Is that a healthy look? Do you even know what a thinspo is? That's why you got all these young women throwing up and starving-cuz of people's perception of what beautiful is. I'm BEAUTIFUL-if you don't think so, close your d@mn eyes!!!
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I'LL BET IF YOU DECIDED TO STICK YOUR FINGER DOWN YOUR THROAT AFTER DINNER TODAY NOBODY WOULD THINK YOU HAD AN EATING DISORDER.
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Also, I notice not one brother is up here complaining about my avi-just females...did the claws come out or what tonite? LOL!!!!
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THE MEN DIDN'T HAVE TO COME IN HERE TO SAY A WORD, NOT A WORD IN YOUR DEFENSE, NOT A WORD TO DISAGREE OR AGREE, BECAUSE THERE WERE ENOUGH WOMEN IN HERE TO TAKE CARE OF IT FOR THEM. |
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| phila95pa |
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GIRL IM GOING TO TAKE MY CAZY ASS A BATH WITH THIS NEW SUFF FROM BATH AND BODY WORKS GOOD NIGHT BUT VERYTHING IS TRUE TONIGHT ABOUT THAT GIRL FOR REAL A WIDE ASS DONT WHERE SPANDEX AND SOME WOMEN PUT ON SOME HOT PINK AND GREEN AND BLACK LIP GIRL THAT A NEW THREAD GOT TO GOT |
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| BlackVelvet |
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@ BOOTY:
I assure you that not only was that dress my size(18-20)-but it was too big-if the pic was closer up you'd be able to see that the damn thing was falling off of me....MY A$$$$ IS BIG-I WILL NOT APOLOGIZE FOR THAT...apparently yall seem to think I'm much bigger than I am...
HONEYBUNCH.... HOW LARGE DO YOU HAVE TO GET TO BE TOO BIG? size 18 or 20 is OBESE. |
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| mybootyisthatbig |
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oh-and my legs ARE toned. Just because they're big don't mean they don't have muscle...if the pic was closer up, you'[d be able to see all that muscle tone in my legs-I jog 3x's a week so I should have something to show for it... |
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| BlackVelvet |
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ONCE AGAIN
HORIZONTAL STRIPES ARE A NO-NO! |
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wow,,,, |
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| prettylatina |
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@PRETTYLATINA-I only had 1 other pic up here and that was of my face-so maybe you got me confused with someone else-or maybe that was a back-handed comment that you think my face is trashy??? Whateva, chica...lol!!!
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GIRL LET HER CALL NRBIT |
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@ BOOTY:
I assure you that not only was that dress my size(18-20)-but it was too big-if the pic was closer up you'd be able to see that the damn thing was falling off of me....MY A$$$$ IS BIG-I WILL NOT APOLOGIZE FOR THAT...apparently yall seem to think I'm much bigger than I am...
HONEYBUNCH.... HOW LARGE DO YOU HAVE TO GET TO BE TOO BIG? size 18 or 20 is OBESE.
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wow..just wow
((PLLLL))
long time no see |
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| Oreo |
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...apparently yall seem to think I'm much bigger than I am.
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An 18-20 is big hun. I did not think you were anything more than what you stated and what I see.
Good night. |
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Nio OMG how are you darlin?? *hugs* Long time girlie. :) |
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THAT FAT BITCH NEED A DAM WATER PILL THEN TRY BODY BY JAKE NORBIT NEED TO MOVE OVER SHE NEED A KING SIZR BED DAM |
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@Sexy
It does depend on your height but we are not blind and can see the pic. She looks more wide than tall. Maybe it's a bad pic. IDK. |
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@BLACKVELVET-Oh-and by the way-I'm happily MARRIED WITH CHILD. I don't have to try to get attention from ANYONE on MTO. I just like this pic. Maybe you're so offended because you think I'm taking your shine? Don't worry, I'm sure your personality will bowl them over....*rolling my eyes*
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Ok youre f.ucking kiddin me right? You have a husband and a child and you are CONVINCED a pic wiht your ass to the camera is appropriate??? And Ive seen your other pics, umm again, with all do respect, they were just as TRASHY and inappropriate....
OREO Hey hun! yeah someone had to say it.
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Im a leader,..not on some following shii
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mybootyisthatbig
If your hapy with your body then thats your business, do your thang. I am not gonna get on you cuz your bigger than me. I am working on my body to get it the way I want it and your working on yours to get it that way you want it.
I think it just started out as people saying the pic wasnt appropriate for a wife and mother with a business cuz u said you were not showing your face for that but your showing your butt... |
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I am not talking about her, I am just saying 18-20 is big dep on height like lets say your 5ft 9in, thats not that big as if you were my height...thats all. |
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*hugs back* Im been good pp, Im about to head out
Mrs. booty do you mama ; )!
have blessed night everyone |
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YOU IS FUNNY AS HELL GIRL GOODNIGHT OK THAT WAS REAL FU NY MORE WIDE LAUGHING YOU GOOD MORE WIDE |
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| mybootyisthatbig |
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again-I'm done...BLACKVELVET, PHILA, OREO---yall are some hateful, disgraceful, nasty individuals that I even refuse to acknowledge as women-because real women-classy women don't let the things that have come off of your keyboard even happen....BLACKVELVET-condoning Bullemia? WTF is wrong with you? I hope no impressionable, young women come on here and see all these things yall had to say about me.
You know the good thing about being my size? That if ANY of you EVER had the balls to say any of this to my face-to ANY big girls face-they would mop the floor with yall size 6, emaciated looking-a$$es!!! Good luck in the world and close your eyes walking down the street-cuz again, there are a LOT of women who look exactly like me. And Phila-I heard about you going to NY-Why don't you go visit Brooklyn and say these same things to a big girl over there-then come write a thread about what happened...LOL!!! |
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*awe hell it is still peanutbutter jelly time* |
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Yes Bytches I AM the MRS! |
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Damn, I done left and came back and the pork is still being roasted |
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| SexyBiFemGirl |
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I dont understand, didnt some of you say monique was beautiful and that ugly bitch is bigger than the girl yall are getting on. Just a question, I am not looking for a fight today. |
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*peeking in* |
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| Oreo |
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The only thing hateful, disgraceful and nasty is that pic. SMDH. |
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| cinnamonginger |
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@MyBIsThat...stop letting these folk see that they can get a rise out of you!!! |
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fuq goin on in hea?!??! |
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Mean girls... |
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JIZZLE!!!!! |
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lol |
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| BlackVelvet |
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All of this started because of the subject of this post. When you post a genuine picture of yourself and come on a thread where people are criticizing and dissecting the nature of various avatars (and not naming names) don't be surprised when you get called out for posting something that is the topic of conversation on the thread.
That's all I'm saying!
It's an open forum, people have opinions and this is the place to express them, good, bad and ugly. |
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wow... |
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| LL-COOL-Jizzle |
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*runnin, takin long strides, jumpin over cars, kickin over trash cans, slam dunkin the basketball then cartwheelin into Scar Scar's arms for a hug* |
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And if you got hella nerve to post a vulgar pic, and yes... vulgar IS in the eye of the beholder, be prepared to be critiqued on your choice of avatar photo when you come up in a thread where the subject is vulgar avatar pics.
PERIOD! |
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| Scarlett |
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*huggin jizzle*
what's up baby? |
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| LL-COOL-Jizzle |
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Scar chillin girl what it does!??!
whatup Black Velvet?!?! |
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Jizzle...i'm chilling about to get in the tub and start reading my book i picked up today |
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| BlackVelvet |
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Hey Jizzle - What it do! |
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| Scarlett |
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i guess the debate is over...well i guess its time to log off..lol
*i always miss the good shyt* |
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| BlackVelvet |
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This was the most fun I have had in a long time on this board. Seriously, because if you see a topic that "could be" about you, maybe it's best to just read the thread and not comment. I guess that ego gets in the way sometimes and people feel like they gotta defend their pride. |
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again-I'm done...BLACKVELVET, PHILA, OREO---yall are some hateful, disgraceful, nasty individuals that I even refuse to acknowledge as women-because real women-classy women don't let the things that have come off of your keyboard even happen....BLACKVELVET
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Again, its not the fact of you being a large womann that bothers me, its the choice of picture you decided to show thousands of strangers. Aint nothing wrong with being large ma, do YOU. BUT IN MY OPINION, CLASSY women of a CERTAIN age, CONDUCT themselves a bit differently, they set themselves apart from the rest. ;-) And on that note, have a good night and if you love it, then I like it hun. |
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Thank you Cinnamon-I'm just saying it irks me when females act like big girls should crawl in a hole and die. I don't know why they chose me, but if I gotta be the freaking Big Girl MTO Spokeswoman today, then it's ON!!! LOL! It's not a rise, it's just amazing to see what's supposed to be grown women can act this way, and furthermore because women of their body types(size 6-they claim) are becoming somewhat unique, how they're able to wake up each day and live in the world without puking their brains out? But as BLACKVELVET let it be known, she doesn't mind sticking a finger down her throat every now and then, so I guess I got my answer....
And if my pic is so offensive-you don't have to look at it. Just by talking to me you have had to see my avatar more than you ever would have had you not said anything-so it obviously isn't THAT vulgar to you, so cut it out..... |
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| LL-COOL-Jizzle |
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Scar im comin to get in the tubb witchu lol |
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Come on Jizzle..i'm waiting on you! |
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| BlackVelvet |
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Booty:
You got it twisted! The argument and subject of this thread is people who take butt pics for their avatar. It only trailed off into the "big girl" thing because that is where YOU took it. Nobody else. |
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| Scarlett |
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*oh shyt, its about to pop off again..its not time to leave yet* |
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| Oreo |
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Some people that are a size 6 don't puke their brains out to be that size. They just have the genes that govern how LARGE they will be or they actually eat properly and work out. Ignorance is bliss. |
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| BlackVelvet |
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SUBJECT OF THE POST:
some photo is just not right I seen so big women like me on here with fat all on there legs trying to show thay big but that nasty and im not a size 18 im a 14 ok and why do women all ways show there butt all the time its sad
BOOTY'S VERY FIRST POST!
I have a feeling that was directed towards me-so lemme let you know I AM a size 18, well-proportioned, cute, and more importantly GROWN(28 years old).
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That is why this thread trailed off into commentary about SIZE. ORIGINALLY it was supposed to be about people who take butt pics on their AV but you turned it all around to be about you... and so, we obliged and ran with what you started. |
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lol @ scar |
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@ mybootyisthatbig I don't see what's wrong with your pic. You are thick but look nice. Your a-s-s not hanging out. I don't think they was talking about you. You look nice, You have on a nice summer dress. |
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| mybootyisthatbig |
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BLACKVELVETS breath must smell WONDERFUL!!! lol!!!
Anyways, what the f_ck is so vulgar about a dress and some damn shorts???!!! I don't get it. I swear, the next time I see an avi with a half naked female showing her ta-ta's or putting her bare-naked a$$ in front of the camera on MTO, I'ma be looking for one of yall to start a thread about her!!!
I understand my a$$ is the biggest thing in the pic, but I also have a face, arms and legs in the picture. I explained earlier that I am sooo well-endowed in that area that even when I take pictures from the front, it's visible....Go get some butt implants or something, and STOP HATING!!!!!And don't tell me you're not hating, cuz 3 hours later, yall CHICKS STILL TALKING ABOUT ME!!!!
It's wonderful to be loved! *SIGH* |
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@ Oreo
Also some people just push back from the table so they can take butt pics and wear dresses with horizontal stripes. |
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| mybootyisthatbig |
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Oreo-I think you misunderstood me. I was just saying that yall seem to be actually disgusted by my size or something, plus BLACKVELVET made the suggestion that I should throw up to make myself smaller... |
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| Wannano |
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@ Booty
No what I SAID was I'LL BET IF YOU DECIDED TO STICK YOUR FINGER DOWN YOUR THROAT AFTER DINNER TODAY NOBODY WOULD THINK YOU HAD AN EATING DISORDER. |
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| Laugh-Love-Live |
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good night all...play nice |
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It's wonderful to be loved! *SIGH*
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*does not love her...just thinks the pic is uber funny* |
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| SPOONISHA |
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i think that that picture is cute...being a full figured woman myself i know when enough is enough and ill say that you havent went too far with that picture im a size 16-18 myself and i have taken way more revealing pictures than that! you look good girl so do ya thang! hey atleast we aint ll fqat and outta shaped with it! |
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*fat*
i like to refer to it as festively plump! |
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BlackVelvet Flag post
@ Oreo
Also some people just push back from the table so they can take butt pics and wear dresses with horizontal stripes.
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| SPOONISHA |
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hello all! |
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MY MOMMY SAID: I LOOK BETTA DAN YO KIDS! |
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| LL-COOL-Jizzle |
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*slidin down the couch pointin at Oreo*
your mean!!!! |
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Why does the male champion at Wimbledon get a trophy and the female champion get an extra large Platter? |
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BV
You ain't right. Stop! lol |
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| SPOONISHA |
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bobby...you dont want none! |
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My momma told me not to make fun of physically handicapped people, so I cannot say anything bad about the pic anymore |
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BlackVelvet has nothing against butt pics. I showed her a pic of me and my friend taking booty pics at the club and she did not have a problem with it |
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| LL-COOL-Jizzle |
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Michael i aint Bobby nomo im bout to shut cho curl down!
Juicy can i see the booty pics too? lol |
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JuicyGirl Flag post
My momma told me not to make fun of physically handicapped people, so I cannot say anything bad about the pic anymore
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| Joy |
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wow, bunch of e-bullies lol.
must feel real good about yourselves. |
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The topic of this thread is booty pics in avatars.
Period.
Froggy jumped at the chance to become the star of this thread and she succeeded.
Now she's a legend. |
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*lookin @ Jizzle* |
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| Oreo |
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LMAO@Jizzle *mushing your gumby*STFU!
@Mybooty
Have a good night. I am really not mean. You started it...lol. I must say you are very confident and can hold your own. Do you.
Night All! |
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you are too big for them clothes and that pic you got a kid and a husband you a ho for that one ma!!!!!1 |
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Juicy:
Search this:
Venus Rosewater Dish |
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| BlackVelvet |
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Hey Datsu! |
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oreo.....
that was a mouth full!!!! lmaoo!gn!
jizzy imma gonna hgave to get me a new avi!!! |
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BV
Oh, now I see the womens platter is more prestigious than that trophy but in the end they are both just for show as the champs only get replicas to take home |
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| BlackVelvet |
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yeah and over a million in prize money! |
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| LL-COOL-Jizzle |
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Spoony G u cant see me son! you look good on yo default on da space too |
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@ hellosummer uti or bif You need to go to the doctor so you can get some medicine. You have a (uti) infection probably. |
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flydatsu
is that really you? |
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1.4 million |
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| FLYDATSU |
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it is me for now, they can never stop me! i been gone for a mintute, i was up in the stars chillin with my family! |
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@ (FLYDATSU) Hey girl |
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| KCSRAW |
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His haters im back of hiatus
Whats up people |
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Aw snaps they shootin again!! |
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| SPOONISHA |
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Spoony G u cant see me son! you look good on yo default on da space too
*****
awwww jizzy... i love you now!
ok now you can have it!
*dropping my boy shorts so jizzy can see what hes about to get* |
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KCSRAW
hey.... my e-sis's e-baby!!
how auntie e-baby doing? |
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Im onkay. A little disturbed looking at your last post to jizzle. Did I come at a bad time? |
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| LL-COOL-Jizzle |
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*lookin @ Spoony G's nekkidness in awe* |
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ay nephew bwaaaaah!!!
that shiot do sound funny dont it lmao |
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OH LAWD THE THREAD!!!
**DEAD** |
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lmaooooo@ kc and jizzy
no you didnt come at a bad time jizzy been tryin to find a way to get in my undies and now he has found it!! come and get it jizz.....i dont care who sees it! |
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lol @ SPOON N JIZZLE yall crazy |
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why is it a handicap all porky gotta do is stop eating butter and cheese. why her legs are runnin from eachother. imagine when her man beat that grease up her cottage legs already open and when he done they still open. bitch needs braces for those wrong legs! see you all in the evening i hope. |
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*reads thread..den ocvers my eyes*
i have virgin eyes, u know!
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Spoony nawl cuz ion feel comfortable wit that michael jackson nicca lookin at me lol |
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lm,aooooo@ jizzy....im bout to change it!
just looking for a new one now! |
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hold on lemme get nakkid real quick! |
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*runs behind DP*
WAIT!!!! |
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*runnin from Michael* |
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lmaooooo!! rotflmaoooo! yall so crazy! |
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Spoony nawl cuz ion feel comfortable wit that michael jackson nicca lookin at me lol
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ROTFLMBAO!!!!!
I dont blame you for bein scared nucca!!!! |
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*trips over JIZZLE*
DAMN NUCCA MOVE |
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maximus
what it dew bitch???
where have you been ....i've missed you! |
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Spoonisha what is do baby!!!!! I see you and Jizz in here tryin to e-fukk in front of my e-baby but its cool!!!! I already called the "people" and YA'LL cant babysit for me NOMORE!!!!!
*GREAT BIG HUGS* I missed you too sis!!! |
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lmaooooo!!
you know jizzy.. he has a way with words... you see he found the right words to get in my thang-thang but now he wants to run!!!!! lmaooooo could it be that he was scared all along???/ so sad!! |
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BIG MOMMA
did you see what they were DOIN?? |
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why is it a handicap all porky gotta do is stop eating butter and cheese. why her legs are runnin from eachother. imagine when her man beat that grease up her cottage legs already open and when he done they still open. bitch needs braces for those wrong legs! see you all in the evening i hope.
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i was your pic and your ass is chubby too so STFU!
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<---Just got threw reading the thread
Well I'll be damned |
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*covering my baby's e-eyes*
I saw them sweetie, autn Spoonisha ia a freak, its okay....next time I leave Im sendin you to summercamp okay????
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omg!!! lmaooooo nephew!!
*covering nep's mouth as i holla at my sis*
i aint gotta baby sit no more either ,cause you dont pay me enough to be keepin this bad all lil fukker!!!!!
imma call the people on yo ass and tell them yo ass dont never stay home!!!
*smmfh* *whispering*
you cant never do a bitch a favor with out them complaining! |
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what up girl? |
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and he broke my dishwasher too hoe and i wasnt gonna say a dammit thing but you wanna call the folks on a bitch!!!!!
its on now!!!
and while you are at it you need to tell him who his rel father is hoe cuase he dont look like you or klyde!!!! |
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<---sleepy
<---misses wifey very much :-( |
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MAXX do you have a clone. I just saw anotha LadyMaxx |
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LMAOOOOO!!!!!
Well sis, you know this iss my first baby and all....hell I dont know the standard procedure in babysitting rules!!!!! I thought that the three dollars would cover it!!!! My lil baby IS NOT bad, he only trip out cause I dropped him before when I was drankin!!!!!
*lookin over to make sure he still cant hear me* |
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and while you are at it you need to tell him who his rel father is hoe cuase he dont look like you or klyde!!!!
*****
*grabbin my lil baby givin him 20.00*
Go get some candy sweetie....
BITCH!!!!! Shhhhh, I adopted him after me and Klyde broke up....I needed to fill the void and whats better than gettin a e-baby???? You got a big ass mouth!!!! I was lonely I tell ya!!!!!
*lookin around* |
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*Dead* @ KC sig
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omg! nephew
that dammit tag!!! lmaooooo!!!! rotflmaooooo!!!! not sextapes!! |
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SMDH
well you cant pick family
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Sweetie, why you sellin porn???? Did I raise you wrong or sumthin???
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BITCH!!!!! Shhhhh, I adopted him after me and Klyde broke up....I needed to fill the void and whats better than gettin a e-baby???? You got a big ass mouth!!!! I was lonely I tell ya!!!!!
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well next time bitch you betta learn to respect my authority when im watching this lil fukker he broke my dishwasher and my microwave.... he put the microwave in it talkin bout he was trying to wash the wave!! |
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KCSRAW Flag post
SMDH
well you cant pick family
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Sweetie, why you sellin porn???? Did I raise you wrong or sumthin???
*shady look*
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<-----not buying the tape gettin the bootleg |
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ROTFLMBAO!!!!!
If you was WATCHIN him it never would have happened...anyway, he gonna pay you back soon as he get some money from that tape you made....but on da real, can you babysit for me again, I gotta run soon and I dont want him to be alone(-: |
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ROTFLMBAO!!!!!
If you was WATCHIN him it never would have happened...anyway, he gonna pay you back soon as he get some money from that tape you made....but on da real, can you babysit for me again, I gotta run soon and I dont want him to be alone(-: |
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BITCH!!!!! Shhhhh, I adopted him after me and Klyde broke up....I needed to fill the void and whats better than gettin a e-baby???? You got a big ass mouth!!!! I was lonely I tell ya!!!!!
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well next time bitch you betta learn to respect my authority when im watching this lil fukker he broke my dishwasher and my microwave.... he put the microwave in it talkin bout he was trying to wash the wave!!
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lmaooooo!! ...ok sis im sorry!!!!
*hugs maximus like a bear* |
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lmaooooo
while yo lil ass laughing i hope you sell enough tapes to pay for my shyt.... do you know how many cold and lonely corners i had to stand on just to save up for those items! |
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LMBAO!!! My goodness sis!!!! He dont ned to know HOW you got the money....dammit spoon!!!!!
It do be lonely out there though.....
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Now Now calm down. From what I see on the tape there's no reson for any corner you stand on to be lonely.
BTW
Ray-J and Flav just called. They want to collaborate on a tape. You should let me be your agent. I can can make you fameASS |
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*Laughin while spoon sayin all that with an MJ avi* |
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oops sorry..... you ould know since you taught me everything i klnow! |
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I might need you to autograph a few boxes. You got a real fanbase out here |
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KC!!!! Stop tryin to pimp yo auntie!!!!
*thinkin*
Well, you can do it...but be home by 12:30 okay???? |
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Now Now calm down. From what I see on the tape there's no reson for any corner you stand on to be lonely.
BTW
Ray-J and Flav just called. They want to collaborate on a tape. You should let me be your agent. I can can make you fameASS
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omfg!!!!! ((((maximusssss))))
you betta get this lil nicca!! rotflmaooooo!! oh my gawd im DEAD!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHA now where did you say you got him from again!! lmaooooo!! h[SPAM] |
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Rowan Sebastian Atkinson was born in Consett, County Durham in 1955.[3] His parents were Eric Atkinson, a farmer and company director, and his wife Ella May (née Bambridge), who married on 29 June 1945.[3] He has two elder brothers, Rodney Atkinson, a eurosceptic economist who narrowly lost the United Kingdom Independence Party leadership election in 2000, and Rupert Atkinson.[4][5]
Atkinson was raised Anglican.[6] He was educated at Durham Choristers School, followed by St Bees School, and studied electrical engineering at Newcastle University.[7] He continued with an MSc at The Queen's College, Oxford, first achieving notice at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival in 1976.[7] At Oxford, he also acted and performed early sketches for the Oxford University Dramatic Society (OUDS), the Oxford Revue and the Experimental Theatre Club (ETC), meeting writer Richard Curtis[7] and composer Howard Goodall, with whom he would continue to collaborate during his career.
[edit] Career
[edit] Television
After university, Atkinson toured with Angus Deayton as his straight man in an act that was eventually filmed for a television show. After the success of the show, he did a one-off pilot for ITV in 1979 called Canned Laughter. Atkinson then went on to do Not the Nine O'Clock News, produced by his friend John Lloyd. He starred on the show along with Pamela Stephenson, Griff Rhys Jones and Mel Smith, and was one of the main sketch writers.
The success of Not the Nine O'Clock News led to his starring in the medieval sitcom The Black Adder, which he also co-wrote with Richard Curtis, in 1983. Despite a mixed reception, a second series was written, this time by Curtis and Ben Elton, and first screened in 1985. Blackadder II followed the fortunes of one of the descendants of Atkinson's original character, this time in the Elizabethan era. The same pattern was repeated in two sequels Blackadder the Third (1987) (set in the Regency era), and Blackadder Goes Forth (1989) (set in World War I). The Blackadder series went on to become one of the most successful BBC situation comedies of all time, spawning longer television specials including Blackadder's Christmas Carol (1988) and Blackadder: The Cavalier Years (1988).
Atkinson's other famous creation, the hapless Mr. Bean, first appeared on New Years Day in 1990 in a half-hour special for Thames Television. The character of Mr. Bean has been likened somewhat to a modern-day Charlie Chaplin. During this time, Atkinson appeared at the Just for Laughs comedy festival in Montreal in 1987 and 1989. Several sequels to Mr. Bean appeared on television in the 1990s, and it eventually made into a major motion picture in 1997. Entitled Bean, it was directed by Mel Smith, his former co-star from Not the Nine O'Clock News. A second movie was released in 2007 entitled Mr. Bean's Holiday.
Atkinson has fronted campaigns for Hitachi electrical goods, Fujifilm, and Give Blood. Most famously, he appeared as a hapless and error-prone espionage agent in a long-running series for Barclaycard, on which character his title role in Johnny English was based. In May 2008 he appeared in the BBC documentary series Comedy Map of Britain.
[edit] Film
Rowan Atkinson as Mr. Bean, in Brussels, next to the Manneken Pis.Atkinson's film career began in 1983 with a supporting part in the James Bond movie Never Say Never Again and a leading role in Dead on Time with Nigel Hawthorne. He appeared in former Not the Nine O'Clock News co-star Mel Smith's directorial debut The Tall Guy in 1989. He also appeared alongside Anjelica Huston and Mai Zetterling in Roald Dahl's The Witches in 1990. In 1993 he played the part of Dexter Hayman in Hot Shots! Part Deux, a parody of Rambo III starring Charlie Sheen.
Atkinson, with his turn as a verbally bumbling vicar, gained further recognition in the 1994 hit Four Weddings and a Funeral. That same year he featured in Walt Disney's The Lion King as Zazu the Hornbill. Atkinson continued to appear in supporting roles in successful comedies, including Rat Race (2001), Scooby-Doo (2002), and Love Actually (2003).
In addition to his supporting roles, Atkinson has also had success as a leading man. His television character Mr. Bean debuted on the big screen in 1997 with Bean to international success. A sequel, Mr. Bean's Holiday, was released in March 2007 and may be the last time he plays the character.[8] He has also starred in the James Bond parody Johnny English in 2003. Keeping Mum (2005, released in the U.S. in 2006) was a departure for Atkinson, starring in a straight role.
[edit] Comedic style
One of his better-known trademark comic devices is over-articulation of the "B" sound, such as his pronunciation of "Bob" in a Blackadder episode.
Atkinson's style is often visually-based. This visual style, which has been compared to Charlie Chaplin, sets Atkinson apart as most modern television and film comedies rely heavily on dialogue, and stand-up comedy is mostly based on monologues. This talent for visual comedy has led to Atkinson being called "the man with the rubber face".
[edit] Stage
In early 2008 it was confirmed that Atkinson would fulfil a lifelong ambition and take on the role of Fagin in Lionel Bart's musical Oliver! which will be produced by Andrew Lloyd Webber and Cameron Mackintosh. He was quoted as saying, "In the 1980s I enjoyed doing a lot of West End theatre and since then have been distracted very much by Mr Bean and film-making. I had been thinking for some time about returning to the stage, and the idea of the role of Fagin has long intrigued me. I even had the part in a school production."[9] The production will open in early December 2008. The roles of Nancy and Oliver were selected by the British public in a TV reality competition on the show. Jodie Prenger.
[edit] Personal life
[edit] Marriage and children
Atkinson married Sunetra Sastry in 1990, having met her professionally on the set of Blackadder. They married quietly at the Russian Tea Room in New York City, U.S., with Stephen Fry acting as the best man. The couple have two children, Lily and Benjamin, and live in the Northamptonshire village of Apethorpe in England.
[edit] Politics
In June 2005, Atkinson led a coalition of the UK's most prominent actors and writers, including Nicholas Hytner, Stephen Fry and Ian McEwan, to the British Parliament in an attempt to force a review of the controversial Racial and Religious Hatred Bill — on the grounds that the Bill would give religious groups a "weapon of disproportionate power" whose threat would engender a culture of self-censorship among artists.
[edit] Cars
With an estimated wealth of £100 million, Atkinson is able to indulge his passion for cars that began with driving his mother's Morris Minor around the family farm. He has written for the British magazines Car and Evo.
Atkinson also holds a UK LGV licence, gained because lorries held a fascination for him, and to ensure employment as a young actor.
A lover of and participant in car racing, he appeared as racing driver Henry Birkin in the television play Full Throttle in 1995. In 1991, he starred in the self-penned Driven Man, a series of sketches featuring Atkinson driving around London trying to solve his car-fetish, and discussing it with taxi drivers, policemen, used-car salesmen and psychotherapists.[10]
Atkinson's car collection is dominated by Aston Martins, including the DB7 Vantage used in Johnny English. His Aston Martin V8 Zagato, featuring a novelty registration plate, was driven by his character Dexter in the film The Tall Guy. Atkinson was cited for speeding in the car, just as his character was in the movie. He also received a driving ban as a result of the incident.[11] He also races in his V8 Zagato, from which he escaped unhurt after crashing it into a barrier at an Aston Martin Owners Club event in Croft Circuit in 2001. He is reported to have placed an advanced order for a Morgan Aero Max, which costs £110,000.[citation needed]
Atkinson has raced in other cars, including a Renault 5 GT Turbo for two seasons for its one make series. He owns one McLaren F1, which was involved in an accident with an Austin Metro.[12] Other cars he owns include an Audi A8,[13] a Honda Civic Hybrid[14], and a Bugatti Veyron.
The Conservative Party politician Alan Clark, himself a devotee of classic motor cars, recorded in his published Diaries this chance meeting with a man he later realised was Atkinson while driving through Oxfordshire in May 1984: "Just after leaving the motorway at Thame I noticed a dark red DBS V8 Aston Martin on the slip road with the bonnet up, a man unhappily bending over it. I told Jane to pull in and walked back. A DV8 in trouble is always good for a gloat." Clark writes that he gave Atkinson a lift in his Rolls Royce to the nearest telephone box, but was disappointed in his bland reaction to being recognised, noting that: "he didn't sparkle, was rather disappointing and chetif." [15]
One car Atkinson will not own is a Porsche: "I have a problem with Porsches. They're wonderful cars, but I know I could never live with one. Somehow, the typical Porsche people — and I wish them no ill — are not, I feel, my kind of people. I don't go around saying that Porsches are a pile of dung, but I do know that psychologically I couldn't handle owning one."[16][17]
[edit] Television appearances
The Secret Policeman's Ball (1979), a charity special for Amnesty International
Not the Nine O'Clock News (1979–1982)
Blackadder as Prince Edmund (Series 1), Lord Blackadder (Series 2), Edmund Blackadder (Series 3 & 4) & Ebenezer Blackadder (Blackadder's Christmas Carol) (1983-1989)
Mr. Bean as Mr. Bean (1989–1995, 1997, 2002, 2007)
Bernard and the Genie as Bernard's Boss (1991) (TV movie)
Funny Business (1992), a documentary about the craft of comedy
The Thin Blue Line as Inspector Raymond Fowler(1995–1996)
The Comic Relief Red Nose Day telecasts, including appearing in:
Blackadder: The Cavalier Years as Edmund Blackadder (1988)
Mr Bean's Red Nose Day as Mr Bean (1991)
(I Wanna Be) Elected as Mr Bean (1992)
Blind Date with Mr Bean as Mr Bean (1993)
Torvill and Bean as Mr Bean (1995)
"Doctor Who and the Curse of Fatal Death" as The Doctor (1999)
Popsters as Nasty Neville (2001)
Lying to Michael Jackson as Martin Bashir (2003)
Spider-Plant Man as Peter Piper and Spider-Plant Man (2005)
Mr. Bean's Holiday as Mr Bean (2007)
[edit] Filmography
Year Title Role
1981 Fundamental Frolics Himself
The Secret Policeman's Ball Various Roles
1982 The Secret Policeman's Other Ball Himself & Various Roles
1983 Dead on Time Bernard Fripp
Never Say Never Again Nigel Small-Fawcett
1989 The Appointments of Dennis Jennings Dr. Schooner
The Tall Guy Ron Anderson
1990 The Witches Mr. Stringer
1993 Hot Shots! Part Deux Dexter Hayman
1994 Four Weddings and a Funeral Father Gerald
The Lion King Zazu (voice)
1997 Bean Mr. Bean
2000 Maybe Baby Mr. James
2001 Rat Race Enrico Pollini
2002 Scooby-Doo Emile Mondavarious
2003 Johnny English Johnny English
Love Actually Rufus
2005 Keeping Mum Reverend Walter Goodfellow
2007 Mr. Bean's Holiday Mr. Bean
[edit] Live Show
Rowan Atkinson Live (2007), a DVD release of a filmed 1991 performance in Boston
[edit] Discography
[edit] Albums
Rowan Atkinson Live in Belfast (1980, re-released 1996)
Not Just a Pretty Face (1987, re-released 1994)
[edit] Compilations
The Secret Policeman's Ball (1979)
Not The Nine O'Clock News – The Album (1980)
We Are Most Amused: The Best of British Comedy (1981)
[edit] Awards
Variety Club Award for BBC Personality of the Year - 1980[18]
BAFTA Best Light Entertainment Performance - 1989[18]
[edit] References
^ "The A-Z of laughter (part one)", The Observer, 7 December 2003, retrieved 7 January 2007
^ BBC NEWS | Entertainment | Cook voted 'comedians' comedian'
^ a b Barratt, Nick. "Family Detective - Rowan Atkinson", The Daily Telegraph, 25 August 2007.
^ Foreign Correspondent - 22 July 1997: Interview with Rodney Atkinson, Australian Broadcasting Corporation, retrieved 27 January 2007
^ Profile: UK Independence Party, BBC News, 28 July 2006, retrieved 27 January 2007
^ Mann, Virginia. "FOR ROWAN ATKINSON, COMEDY CAN BE FRIGHTENING", The Record, 1992-02-28. Retrieved on 2007-12-10.
^ a b c .While at school, he was a classmate of British Prime Minister Tony Blair.The bbc.co.uk Guide to Comedy, "Rowan Atkinson", retrieved 7 January 2007
^ "It's not easy being Bean", Toronto Star, 2007-08-22. Retrieved on 2007-08-22.
^ http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/showbiz/a92412/atkinson-to-play-fagin-in-new-oliver.html
^ Rowan Atkinson: The Driven Man - Trailer - Cast - Showtimes - New York Times
^ Rowan Atkinson News and Trivias at CelebrityWonder.com
^ BBC News | Entertainment | Mr Bean crashes sports car
^ http://www.nemonis.net/history/history.html
^ Stars & their Cars:Rowan Atkinson - Celebrity | Fun | MSN Cars UK
^ [Alan Clark, Diaries (Phoenix, 1993) p80]
^ Wormald, Andrew; Benjamin Atkinson. "Stars & their Cars:Rowan Atkinson" (in English), MSN, 6 October 2005, pp. 1. Retrieved on [[1 July 2007]].
^ a b The Museum of Broadcast Communications - Rowan Atkinson article, retrieved 7 January 2007
^ a b The Museum of Broadcast Communications - Rowan Atkinson article, retrieved 7 January 2007
^ http://cars.uk.msn.com/Fun/article.aspx?cp-documentid=474669 |
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Rowan Sebastian Atkinson was born in Consett, County Durham in 1955.[3] His parents were Eric Atkinson, a farmer and company director, and his wife Ella May (née Bambridge), who married on 29 June 1945.[3] He has two elder brothers, Rodney Atkinson, a eurosceptic economist who narrowly lost the United Kingdom Independence Party leadership election in 2000, and Rupert Atkinson.[4][5]
Atkinson was raised Anglican.[6] He was educated at Durham Choristers School, followed by St Bees School, and studied electrical engineering at Newcastle University.[7] He continued with an MSc at The Queen's College, Oxford, first achieving notice at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival in 1976.[7] At Oxford, he also acted and performed early sketches for the Oxford University Dramatic Society (OUDS), the Oxford Revue and the Experimental Theatre Club (ETC), meeting writer Richard Curtis[7] and composer Howard Goodall, with whom he would continue to collaborate during his career.
[edit] Career
[edit] Television
After university, Atkinson toured with Angus Deayton as his straight man in an act that was eventually filmed for a television show. After the success of the show, he did a one-off pilot for ITV in 1979 called Canned Laughter. Atkinson then went on to do Not the Nine O'Clock News, produced by his friend John Lloyd. He starred on the show along with Pamela Stephenson, Griff Rhys Jones and Mel Smith, and was one of the main sketch writers.
The success of Not the Nine O'Clock News led to his starring in the medieval sitcom The Black Adder, which he also co-wrote with Richard Curtis, in 1983. Despite a mixed reception, a second series was written, this time by Curtis and Ben Elton, and first screened in 1985. Blackadder II followed the fortunes of one of the descendants of Atkinson's original character, this time in the Elizabethan era. The same pattern was repeated in two sequels Blackadder the Third (1987) (set in the Regency era), and Blackadder Goes Forth (1989) (set in World War I). The Blackadder series went on to become one of the most successful BBC situation comedies of all time, spawning longer television specials including Blackadder's Christmas Carol (1988) and Blackadder: The Cavalier Years (1988).
Atkinson's other famous creation, the hapless Mr. Bean, first appeared on New Years Day in 1990 in a half-hour special for Thames Television. The character of Mr. Bean has been likened somewhat to a modern-day Charlie Chaplin. During this time, Atkinson appeared at the Just for Laughs comedy festival in Montreal in 1987 and 1989. Several sequels to Mr. Bean appeared on television in the 1990s, and it eventually made into a major motion picture in 1997. Entitled Bean, it was directed by Mel Smith, his former co-star from Not the Nine O'Clock News. A second movie was released in 2007 entitled Mr. Bean's Holiday.
Atkinson has fronted campaigns for Hitachi electrical goods, Fujifilm, and Give Blood. Most famously, he appeared as a hapless and error-prone espionage agent in a long-running series for Barclaycard, on which character his title role in Johnny English was based. In May 2008 he appeared in the BBC documentary series Comedy Map of Britain.
[edit] Film
Rowan Atkinson as Mr. Bean, in Brussels, next to the Manneken Pis.Atkinson's film career began in 1983 with a supporting part in the James Bond movie Never Say Never Again and a leading role in Dead on Time with Nigel Hawthorne. He appeared in former Not the Nine O'Clock News co-star Mel Smith's directorial debut The Tall Guy in 1989. He also appeared alongside Anjelica Huston and Mai Zetterling in Roald Dahl's The Witches in 1990. In 1993 he played the part of Dexter Hayman in Hot Shots! Part Deux, a parody of Rambo III starring Charlie Sheen.
Atkinson, with his turn as a verbally bumbling vicar, gained further recognition in the 1994 hit Four Weddings and a Funeral. That same year he featured in Walt Disney's The Lion King as Zazu the Hornbill. Atkinson continued to appear in supporting roles in successful comedies, including Rat Race (2001), Scooby-Doo (2002), and Love Actually (2003).
In addition to his supporting roles, Atkinson has also had success as a leading man. His television character Mr. Bean debuted on the big screen in 1997 with Bean to international success. A sequel, Mr. Bean's Holiday, was released in March 2007 and may be the last time he plays the character.[8] He has also starred in the James Bond parody Johnny English in 2003. Keeping Mum (2005, released in the U.S. in 2006) was a departure for Atkinson, starring in a straight role.
[edit] Comedic style
One of his better-known trademark comic devices is over-articulation of the "B" sound, such as his pronunciation of "Bob" in a Blackadder episode.
Atkinson's style is often visually-based. This visual style, which has been compared to Charlie Chaplin, sets Atkinson apart as most modern television and film comedies rely heavily on dialogue, and stand-up comedy is mostly based on monologues. This talent for visual comedy has led to Atkinson being called "the man with the rubber face".
[edit] Stage
In early 2008 it was confirmed that Atkinson would fulfil a lifelong ambition and take on the role of Fagin in Lionel Bart's musical Oliver! which will be produced by Andrew Lloyd Webber and Cameron Mackintosh. He was quoted as saying, "In the 1980s I enjoyed doing a lot of West End theatre and since then have been distracted very much by Mr Bean and film-making. I had been thinking for some time about returning to the stage, and the idea of the role of Fagin has long intrigued me. I even had the part in a school production."[9] The production will open in early December 2008. The roles of Nancy and Oliver were selected by the British public in a TV reality competition on the show. Jodie Prenger.
[edit] Personal life
[edit] Marriage and children
Atkinson married Sunetra Sastry in 1990, having met her professionally on the set of Blackadder. They married quietly at the Russian Tea Room in New York City, U.S., with Stephen Fry acting as the best man. The couple have two children, Lily and Benjamin, and live in the Northamptonshire village of Apethorpe in England.
[edit] Politics
In June 2005, Atkinson led a coalition of the UK's most prominent actors and writers, including Nicholas Hytner, Stephen Fry and Ian McEwan, to the British Parliament in an attempt to force a review of the controversial Racial and Religious Hatred Bill — on the grounds that the Bill would give religious groups a "weapon of disproportionate power" whose threat would engender a culture of self-censorship among artists.
[edit] Cars
With an estimated wealth of £100 million, Atkinson is able to indulge his passion for cars that began with driving his mother's Morris Minor around the family farm. He has written for the British magazines Car and Evo.
Atkinson also holds a UK LGV licence, gained because lorries held a fascination for him, and to ensure employment as a young actor.
A lover of and participant in car racing, he appeared as racing driver Henry Birkin in the television play Full Throttle in 1995. In 1991, he starred in the self-penned Driven Man, a series of sketches featuring Atkinson driving around London trying to solve his car-fetish, and discussing it with taxi drivers, policemen, used-car salesmen and psychotherapists.[10]
Atkinson's car collection is dominated by Aston Martins, including the DB7 Vantage used in Johnny English. His Aston Martin V8 Zagato, featuring a novelty registration plate, was driven by his character Dexter in the film The Tall Guy. Atkinson was cited for speeding in the car, just as his character was in the movie. He also received a driving ban as a result of the incident.[11] He also races in his V8 Zagato, from which he escaped unhurt after crashing it into a barrier at an Aston Martin Owners Club event in Croft Circuit in 2001. He is reported to have placed an advanced order for a Morgan Aero Max, which costs £110,000.[citation needed]
Atkinson has raced in other cars, including a Renault 5 GT Turbo for two seasons for its one make series. He owns one McLaren F1, which was involved in an accident with an Austin Metro.[12] Other cars he owns include an Audi A8,[13] a Honda Civic Hybrid[14], and a Bugatti Veyron.
The Conservative Party politician Alan Clark, himself a devotee of classic motor cars, recorded in his published Diaries this chance meeting with a man he later realised was Atkinson while driving through Oxfordshire in May 1984: "Just after leaving the motorway at Thame I noticed a dark red DBS V8 Aston Martin on the slip road with the bonnet up, a man unhappily bending over it. I told Jane to pull in and walked back. A DV8 in trouble is always good for a gloat." Clark writes that he gave Atkinson a lift in his Rolls Royce to the nearest telephone box, but was disappointed in his bland reaction to being recognised, noting that: "he didn't sparkle, was rather disappointing and chetif." [15]
One car Atkinson will not own is a Porsche: "I have a problem with Porsches. They're wonderful cars, but I know I could never live with one. Somehow, the typical Porsche people — and I wish them no ill — are not, I feel, my kind of people. I don't go around saying that Porsches are a pile of dung, but I do know that psychologically I couldn't handle owning one."[16][17]
[edit] Television appearances
The Secret Policeman's Ball (1979), a charity special for Amnesty International
Not the Nine O'Clock News (1979–1982)
Blackadder as Prince Edmund (Series 1), Lord Blackadder (Series 2), Edmund Blackadder (Series 3 & 4) & Ebenezer Blackadder (Blackadder's Christmas Carol) (1983-1989)
Mr. Bean as Mr. Bean (1989–1995, 1997, 2002, 2007)
Bernard and the Genie as Bernard's Boss (1991) (TV movie)
Funny Business (1992), a documentary about the craft of comedy
The Thin Blue Line as Inspector Raymond Fowler(1995–1996)
The Comic Relief Red Nose Day telecasts, including appearing in:
Blackadder: The Cavalier Years as Edmund Blackadder (1988)
Mr Bean's Red Nose Day as Mr Bean (1991)
(I Wanna Be) Elected as Mr Bean (1992)
Blind Date with Mr Bean as Mr Bean (1993)
Torvill and Bean as Mr Bean (1995)
"Doctor Who and the Curse of Fatal Death" as The Doctor (1999)
Popsters as Nasty Neville (2001)
Lying to Michael Jackson as Martin Bashir (2003)
Spider-Plant Man as Peter Piper and Spider-Plant Man (2005)
Mr. Bean's Holiday as Mr Bean (2007)
[edit] Filmography
Year Title Role
1981 Fundamental Frolics Himself
The Secret Policeman's Ball Various Roles
1982 The Secret Policeman's Other Ball Himself & Various Roles
1983 Dead on Time Bernard Fripp
Never Say Never Again Nigel Small-Fawcett
1989 The Appointments of Dennis Jennings Dr. Schooner
The Tall Guy Ron Anderson
1990 The Witches Mr. Stringer
1993 Hot Shots! Part Deux Dexter Hayman
1994 Four Weddings and a Funeral Father Gerald
The Lion King Zazu (voice)
1997 Bean Mr. Bean
2000 Maybe Baby Mr. James
2001 Rat Race Enrico Pollini
2002 Scooby-Doo Emile Mondavarious
2003 Johnny English Johnny English
Love Actually Rufus
2005 Keeping Mum Reverend Walter Goodfellow
2007 Mr. Bean's Holiday Mr. Bean
[edit] Live Show
Rowan Atkinson Live (2007), a DVD release of a filmed 1991 performance in Boston
[edit] Discography
[edit] Albums
Rowan Atkinson Live in Belfast (1980, re-released 1996)
Not Just a Pretty Face (1987, re-released 1994)
[edit] Compilations
The Secret Policeman's Ball (1979)
Not The Nine O'Clock News – The Album (1980)
We Are Most Amused: The Best of British Comedy (1981)
[edit] Awards
Variety Club Award for BBC Personality of the Year - 1980[18]
BAFTA Best Light Entertainment Performance - 1989[18]
[edit] References
^ "The A-Z of laughter (part one)", The Observer, 7 December 2003, retrieved 7 January 2007
^ BBC NEWS | Entertainment | Cook voted 'comedians' comedian'
^ a b Barratt, Nick. "Family Detective - Rowan Atkinson", The Daily Telegraph, 25 August 2007.
^ Foreign Correspondent - 22 July 1997: Interview with Rodney Atkinson, Australian Broadcasting Corporation, retrieved 27 January 2007
^ Profile: UK Independence Party, BBC News, 28 July 2006, retrieved 27 January 2007
^ Mann, Virginia. "FOR ROWAN ATKINSON, COMEDY CAN BE FRIGHTENING", The Record, 1992-02-28. Retrieved on 2007-12-10.
^ a b c .While at school, he was a classmate of British Prime Minister Tony Blair.The bbc.co.uk Guide to Comedy, "Rowan Atkinson", retrieved 7 January 2007
^ "It's not easy being Bean", Toronto Star, 2007-08-22. Retrieved on 2007-08-22.
^ http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/showbiz/a92412/atkinson-to-play-fagin-in-new-oliver.html
^ Rowan Atkinson: The Driven Man - Trailer - Cast - Showtimes - New York Times
^ Rowan Atkinson News and Trivias at CelebrityWonder.com
^ BBC News | Entertainment | Mr Bean crashes sports car
^ http://www.nemonis.net/history/history.html
^ Stars & their Cars:Rowan Atkinson - Celebrity | Fun | MSN Cars UK
^ [Alan Clark, Diaries (Phoenix, 1993) p80]
^ Wormald, Andrew; Benjamin Atkinson. "Stars & their Cars:Rowan Atkinson" (in English), MSN, 6 October 2005, pp. 1. Retrieved on [[1 July 2007]].
^ a b The Museum of Broadcast Communications - Rowan Atkinson article, retrieved 7 January 2007
^ a b The Museum of Broadcast Communications - Rowan Atkinson article, retrieved 7 January 2007
^ http://cars.uk.msn.com/Fun/article.aspx?cp-documentid=474669 |
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Rowan Sebastian Atkinson was born in Consett, County Durham in 1955.[3] His parents were Eric Atkinson, a farmer and company director, and his wife Ella May (née Bambridge), who married on 29 June 1945.[3] He has two elder brothers, Rodney Atkinson, a eurosceptic economist who narrowly lost the United Kingdom Independence Party leadership election in 2000, and Rupert Atkinson.[4][5]
Atkinson was raised Anglican.[6] He was educated at Durham Choristers School, followed by St Bees School, and studied electrical engineering at Newcastle University.[7] He continued with an MSc at The Queen's College, Oxford, first achieving notice at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival in 1976.[7] At Oxford, he also acted and performed early sketches for the Oxford University Dramatic Society (OUDS), the Oxford Revue and the Experimental Theatre Club (ETC), meeting writer Richard Curtis[7] and composer Howard Goodall, with whom he would continue to collaborate during his career.
[edit] Career
[edit] Television
After university, Atkinson toured with Angus Deayton as his straight man in an act that was eventually filmed for a television show. After the success of the show, he did a one-off pilot for ITV in 1979 called Canned Laughter. Atkinson then went on to do Not the Nine O'Clock News, produced by his friend John Lloyd. He starred on the show along with Pamela Stephenson, Griff Rhys Jones and Mel Smith, and was one of the main sketch writers.
The success of Not the Nine O'Clock News led to his starring in the medieval sitcom The Black Adder, which he also co-wrote with Richard Curtis, in 1983. Despite a mixed reception, a second series was written, this time by Curtis and Ben Elton, and first screened in 1985. Blackadder II followed the fortunes of one of the descendants of Atkinson's original character, this time in the Elizabethan era. The same pattern was repeated in two sequels Blackadder the Third (1987) (set in the Regency era), and Blackadder Goes Forth (1989) (set in World War I). The Blackadder series went on to become one of the most successful BBC situation comedies of all time, spawning longer television specials including Blackadder's Christmas Carol (1988) and Blackadder: The Cavalier Years (1988).
Atkinson's other famous creation, the hapless Mr. Bean, first appeared on New Years Day in 1990 in a half-hour special for Thames Television. The character of Mr. Bean has been likened somewhat to a modern-day Charlie Chaplin. During this time, Atkinson appeared at the Just for Laughs comedy festival in Montreal in 1987 and 1989. Several sequels to Mr. Bean appeared on television in the 1990s, and it eventually made into a major motion picture in 1997. Entitled Bean, it was directed by Mel Smith, his former co-star from Not the Nine O'Clock News. A second movie was released in 2007 entitled Mr. Bean's Holiday.
Atkinson has fronted campaigns for Hitachi electrical goods, Fujifilm, and Give Blood. Most famously, he appeared as a hapless and error-prone espionage agent in a long-running series for Barclaycard, on which character his title role in Johnny English was based. In May 2008 he appeared in the BBC documentary series Comedy Map of Britain.
[edit] Film
Rowan Atkinson as Mr. Bean, in Brussels, next to the Manneken Pis.Atkinson's film career began in 1983 with a supporting part in the James Bond movie Never Say Never Again and a leading role in Dead on Time with Nigel Hawthorne. He appeared in former Not the Nine O'Clock News co-star Mel Smith's directorial debut The Tall Guy in 1989. He also appeared alongside Anjelica Huston and Mai Zetterling in Roald Dahl's The Witches in 1990. In 1993 he played the part of Dexter Hayman in Hot Shots! Part Deux, a parody of Rambo III starring Charlie Sheen.
Atkinson, with his turn as a verbally bumbling vicar, gained further recognition in the 1994 hit Four Weddings and a Funeral. That same year he featured in Walt Disney's The Lion King as Zazu the Hornbill. Atkinson continued to appear in supporting roles in successful comedies, including Rat Race (2001), Scooby-Doo (2002), and Love Actually (2003).
In addition to his supporting roles, Atkinson has also had success as a leading man. His television character Mr. Bean debuted on the big screen in 1997 with Bean to international success. A sequel, Mr. Bean's Holiday, was released in March 2007 and may be the last time he plays the character.[8] He has also starred in the James Bond parody Johnny English in 2003. Keeping Mum (2005, released in the U.S. in 2006) was a departure for Atkinson, starring in a straight role.
[edit] Comedic style
One of his better-known trademark comic devices is over-articulation of the "B" sound, such as his pronunciation of "Bob" in a Blackadder episode.
Atkinson's style is often visually-based. This visual style, which has been compared to Charlie Chaplin, sets Atkinson apart as most modern television and film comedies rely heavily on dialogue, and stand-up comedy is mostly based on monologues. This talent for visual comedy has led to Atkinson being called "the man with the rubber face".
[edit] Stage
In early 2008 it was confirmed that Atkinson would fulfil a lifelong ambition and take on the role of Fagin in Lionel Bart's musical Oliver! which will be produced by Andrew Lloyd Webber and Cameron Mackintosh. He was quoted as saying, "In the 1980s I enjoyed doing a lot of West End theatre and since then have been distracted very much by Mr Bean and film-making. I had been thinking for some time about returning to the stage, and the idea of the role of Fagin has long intrigued me. I even had the part in a school production."[9] The production will open in early December 2008. The roles of Nancy and Oliver were selected by the British public in a TV reality competition on the show. Jodie Prenger.
[edit] Personal life
[edit] Marriage and children
Atkinson married Sunetra Sastry in 1990, having met her professionally on the set of Blackadder. They married quietly at the Russian Tea Room in New York City, U.S., with Stephen Fry acting as the best man. The couple have two children, Lily and Benjamin, and live in the Northamptonshire village of Apethorpe in England.
[edit] Politics
In June 2005, Atkinson led a coalition of the UK's most prominent actors and writers, including Nicholas Hytner, Stephen Fry and Ian McEwan, to the British Parliament in an attempt to force a review of the controversial Racial and Religious Hatred Bill — on the grounds that the Bill would give religious groups a "weapon of disproportionate power" whose threat would engender a culture of self-censorship among artists.
[edit] Cars
With an estimated wealth of £100 million, Atkinson is able to indulge his passion for cars that began with driving his mother's Morris Minor around the family farm. He has written for the British magazines Car and Evo.
Atkinson also holds a UK LGV licence, gained because lorries held a fascination for him, and to ensure employment as a young actor.
A lover of and participant in car racing, he appeared as racing driver Henry Birkin in the television play Full Throttle in 1995. In 1991, he starred in the self-penned Driven Man, a series of sketches featuring Atkinson driving around London trying to solve his car-fetish, and discussing it with taxi drivers, policemen, used-car salesmen and psychotherapists.[10]
Atkinson's car collection is dominated by Aston Martins, including the DB7 Vantage used in Johnny English. His Aston Martin V8 Zagato, featuring a novelty registration plate, was driven by his character Dexter in the film The Tall Guy. Atkinson was cited for speeding in the car, just as his character was in the movie. He also received a driving ban as a result of the incident.[11] He also races in his V8 Zagato, from which he escaped unhurt after crashing it into a barrier at an Aston Martin Owners Club event in Croft Circuit in 2001. He is reported to have placed an advanced order for a Morgan Aero Max, which costs £110,000.[citation needed]
Atkinson has raced in other cars, including a Renault 5 GT Turbo for two seasons for its one make series. He owns one McLaren F1, which was involved in an accident with an Austin Metro.[12] Other cars he owns include an Audi A8,[13] a Honda Civic Hybrid[14], and a Bugatti Veyron.
The Conservative Party politician Alan Clark, himself a devotee of classic motor cars, recorded in his published Diaries this chance meeting with a man he later realised was Atkinson while driving through Oxfordshire in May 1984: "Just after leaving the motorway at Thame I noticed a dark red DBS V8 Aston Martin on the slip road with the bonnet up, a man unhappily bending over it. I told Jane to pull in and walked back. A DV8 in trouble is always good for a gloat." Clark writes that he gave Atkinson a lift in his Rolls Royce to the nearest telephone box, but was disappointed in his bland reaction to being recognised, noting that: "he didn't sparkle, was rather disappointing and chetif." [15]
One car Atkinson will not own is a Porsche: "I have a problem with Porsches. They're wonderful cars, but I know I could never live with one. Somehow, the typical Porsche people — and I wish them no ill — are not, I feel, my kind of people. I don't go around saying that Porsches are a pile of dung, but I do know that psychologically I couldn't handle owning one."[16][17]
[edit] Television appearances
The Secret Policeman's Ball (1979), a charity special for Amnesty International
Not the Nine O'Clock News (1979–1982)
Blackadder as Prince Edmund (Series 1), Lord Blackadder (Series 2), Edmund Blackadder (Series 3 & 4) & Ebenezer Blackadder (Blackadder's Christmas Carol) (1983-1989)
Mr. Bean as Mr. Bean (1989–1995, 1997, 2002, 2007)
Bernard and the Genie as Bernard's Boss (1991) (TV movie)
Funny Business (1992), a documentary about the craft of comedy
The Thin Blue Line as Inspector Raymond Fowler(1995–1996)
The Comic Relief Red Nose Day telecasts, including appearing in:
Blackadder: The Cavalier Years as Edmund Blackadder (1988)
Mr Bean's Red Nose Day as Mr Bean (1991)
(I Wanna Be) Elected as Mr Bean (1992)
Blind Date with Mr Bean as Mr Bean (1993)
Torvill and Bean as Mr Bean (1995)
"Doctor Who and the Curse of Fatal Death" as The Doctor (1999)
Popsters as Nasty Neville (2001)
Lying to Michael Jackson as Martin Bashir (2003)
Spider-Plant Man as Peter Piper and Spider-Plant Man (2005)
Mr. Bean's Holiday as Mr Bean (2007)
[edit] Filmography
Year Title Role
1981 Fundamental Frolics Himself
The Secret Policeman's Ball Various Roles
1982 The Secret Policeman's Other Ball Himself & Various Roles
1983 Dead on Time Bernard Fripp
Never Say Never Again Nigel Small-Fawcett
1989 The Appointments of Dennis Jennings Dr. Schooner
The Tall Guy Ron Anderson
1990 The Witches Mr. Stringer
1993 Hot Shots! Part Deux Dexter Hayman
1994 Four Weddings and a Funeral Father Gerald
The Lion King Zazu (voice)
1997 Bean Mr. Bean
2000 Maybe Baby Mr. James
2001 Rat Race Enrico Pollini
2002 Scooby-Doo Emile Mondavarious
2003 Johnny English Johnny English
Love Actually Rufus
2005 Keeping Mum Reverend Walter Goodfellow
2007 Mr. Bean's Holiday Mr. Bean
[edit] Live Show
Rowan Atkinson Live (2007), a DVD release of a filmed 1991 performance in Boston
[edit] Discography
[edit] Albums
Rowan Atkinson Live in Belfast (1980, re-released 1996)
Not Just a Pretty Face (1987, re-released 1994)
[edit] Compilations
The Secret Policeman's Ball (1979)
Not The Nine O'Clock News – The Album (1980)
We Are Most Amused: The Best of British Comedy (1981)
[edit] Awards
Variety Club Award for BBC Personality of the Year - 1980[18]
BAFTA Best Light Entertainment Performance - 1989[18]
[edit] References
^ "The A-Z of laughter (part one)", The Observer, 7 December 2003, retrieved 7 January 2007
^ BBC NEWS | Entertainment | Cook voted 'comedians' comedian'
^ a b Barratt, Nick. "Family Detective - Rowan Atkinson", The Daily Telegraph, 25 August 2007.
^ Foreign Correspondent - 22 July 1997: Interview with Rodney Atkinson, Australian Broadcasting Corporation, retrieved 27 January 2007
^ Profile: UK Independence Party, BBC News, 28 July 2006, retrieved 27 January 2007
^ Mann, Virginia. "FOR ROWAN ATKINSON, COMEDY CAN BE FRIGHTENING", The Record, 1992-02-28. Retrieved on 2007-12-10.
^ a b c .While at school, he was a classmate of British Prime Minister Tony Blair.The bbc.co.uk Guide to Comedy, "Rowan Atkinson", retrieved 7 January 2007
^ "It's not easy being Bean", Toronto Star, 2007-08-22. Retrieved on 2007-08-22.
^ http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/showbiz/a92412/atkinson-to-play-fagin-in-new-oliver.html
^ Rowan Atkinson: The Driven Man - Trailer - Cast - Showtimes - New York Times
^ Rowan Atkinson News and Trivias at CelebrityWonder.com
^ BBC News | Entertainment | Mr Bean crashes sports car
^ http://www.nemonis.net/history/history.html
^ Stars & their Cars:Rowan Atkinson - Celebrity | Fun | MSN Cars UK
^ [Alan Clark, Diaries (Phoenix, 1993) p80]
^ Wormald, Andrew; Benjamin Atkinson. "Stars & their Cars:Rowan Atkinson" (in English), MSN, 6 October 2005, pp. 1. Retrieved on [[1 July 2007]].
^ a b The Museum of Broadcast Communications - Rowan Atkinson article, retrieved 7 January 2007
^ a b The Museum of Broadcast Communications - Rowan Atkinson article, retrieved 7 January 2007
^ http://cars.uk.msn.com/Fun/article.aspx?cp-documentid=474669 |
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Rowan Sebastian Atkinson was born in Consett, County Durham in 1955.[3] His parents were Eric Atkinson, a farmer and company director, and his wife Ella May (née Bambridge), who married on 29 June 1945.[3] He has two elder brothers, Rodney Atkinson, a eurosceptic economist who narrowly lost the United Kingdom Independence Party leadership election in 2000, and Rupert Atkinson.[4][5]
Atkinson was raised Anglican.[6] He was educated at Durham Choristers School, followed by St Bees School, and studied electrical engineering at Newcastle University.[7] He continued with an MSc at The Queen's College, Oxford, first achieving notice at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival in 1976.[7] At Oxford, he also acted and performed early sketches for the Oxford University Dramatic Society (OUDS), the Oxford Revue and the Experimental Theatre Club (ETC), meeting writer Richard Curtis[7] and composer Howard Goodall, with whom he would continue to collaborate during his career.
[edit] Career
[edit] Television
After university, Atkinson toured with Angus Deayton as his straight man in an act that was eventually filmed for a television show. After the success of the show, he did a one-off pilot for ITV in 1979 called Canned Laughter. Atkinson then went on to do Not the Nine O'Clock News, produced by his friend John Lloyd. He starred on the show along with Pamela Stephenson, Griff Rhys Jones and Mel Smith, and was one of the main sketch writers.
The success of Not the Nine O'Clock News led to his starring in the medieval sitcom The Black Adder, which he also co-wrote with Richard Curtis, in 1983. Despite a mixed reception, a second series was written, this time by Curtis and Ben Elton, and first screened in 1985. Blackadder II followed the fortunes of one of the descendants of Atkinson's original character, this time in the Elizabethan era. The same pattern was repeated in two sequels Blackadder the Third (1987) (set in the Regency era), and Blackadder Goes Forth (1989) (set in World War I). The Blackadder series went on to become one of the most successful BBC situation comedies of all time, spawning longer television specials including Blackadder's Christmas Carol (1988) and Blackadder: The Cavalier Years (1988).
Atkinson's other famous creation, the hapless Mr. Bean, first appeared on New Years Day in 1990 in a half-hour special for Thames Television. The character of Mr. Bean has been likened somewhat to a modern-day Charlie Chaplin. During this time, Atkinson appeared at the Just for Laughs comedy festival in Montreal in 1987 and 1989. Several sequels to Mr. Bean appeared on television in the 1990s, and it eventually made into a major motion picture in 1997. Entitled Bean, it was directed by Mel Smith, his former co-star from Not the Nine O'Clock News. A second movie was released in 2007 entitled Mr. Bean's Holiday.
Atkinson has fronted campaigns for Hitachi electrical goods, Fujifilm, and Give Blood. Most famously, he appeared as a hapless and error-prone espionage agent in a long-running series for Barclaycard, on which character his title role in Johnny English was based. In May 2008 he appeared in the BBC documentary series Comedy Map of Britain.
[edit] Film
Rowan Atkinson as Mr. Bean, in Brussels, next to the Manneken Pis.Atkinson's film career began in 1983 with a supporting part in the James Bond movie Never Say Never Again and a leading role in Dead on Time with Nigel Hawthorne. He appeared in former Not the Nine O'Clock News co-star Mel Smith's directorial debut The Tall Guy in 1989. He also appeared alongside Anjelica Huston and Mai Zetterling in Roald Dahl's The Witches in 1990. In 1993 he played the part of Dexter Hayman in Hot Shots! Part Deux, a parody of Rambo III starring Charlie Sheen.
Atkinson, with his turn as a verbally bumbling vicar, gained further recognition in the 1994 hit Four Weddings and a Funeral. That same year he featured in Walt Disney's The Lion King as Zazu the Hornbill. Atkinson continued to appear in supporting roles in successful comedies, including Rat Race (2001), Scooby-Doo (2002), and Love Actually (2003).
In addition to his supporting roles, Atkinson has also had success as a leading man. His television character Mr. Bean debuted on the big screen in 1997 with Bean to international success. A sequel, Mr. Bean's Holiday, was released in March 2007 and may be the last time he plays the character.[8] He has also starred in the James Bond parody Johnny English in 2003. Keeping Mum (2005, released in the U.S. in 2006) was a departure for Atkinson, starring in a straight role.
[edit] Comedic style
One of his better-known trademark comic devices is over-articulation of the "B" sound, such as his pronunciation of "Bob" in a Blackadder episode.
Atkinson's style is often visually-based. This visual style, which has been compared to Charlie Chaplin, sets Atkinson apart as most modern television and film comedies rely heavily on dialogue, and stand-up comedy is mostly based on monologues. This talent for visual comedy has led to Atkinson being called "the man with the rubber face".
[edit] Stage
In early 2008 it was confirmed that Atkinson would fulfil a lifelong ambition and take on the role of Fagin in Lionel Bart's musical Oliver! which will be produced by Andrew Lloyd Webber and Cameron Mackintosh. He was quoted as saying, "In the 1980s I enjoyed doing a lot of West End theatre and since then have been distracted very much by Mr Bean and film-making. I had been thinking for some time about returning to the stage, and the idea of the role of Fagin has long intrigued me. I even had the part in a school production."[9] The production will open in early December 2008. The roles of Nancy and Oliver were selected by the British public in a TV reality competition on the show. Jodie Prenger.
[edit] Personal life
[edit] Marriage and children
Atkinson married Sunetra Sastry in 1990, having met her professionally on the set of Blackadder. They married quietly at the Russian Tea Room in New York City, U.S., with Stephen Fry acting as the best man. The couple have two children, Lily and Benjamin, and live in the Northamptonshire village of Apethorpe in England.
[edit] Politics
In June 2005, Atkinson led a coalition of the UK's most prominent actors and writers, including Nicholas Hytner, Stephen Fry and Ian McEwan, to the British Parliament in an attempt to force a review of the controversial Racial and Religious Hatred Bill — on the grounds that the Bill would give religious groups a "weapon of disproportionate power" whose threat would engender a culture of self-censorship among artists.
[edit] Cars
With an estimated wealth of £100 million, Atkinson is able to indulge his passion for cars that began with driving his mother's Morris Minor around the family farm. He has written for the British magazines Car and Evo.
Atkinson also holds a UK LGV licence, gained because lorries held a fascination for him, and to ensure employment as a young actor.
A lover of and participant in car racing, he appeared as racing driver Henry Birkin in the television play Full Throttle in 1995. In 1991, he starred in the self-penned Driven Man, a series of sketches featuring Atkinson driving around London trying to solve his car-fetish, and discussing it with taxi drivers, policemen, used-car salesmen and psychotherapists.[10]
Atkinson's car collection is dominated by Aston Martins, including the DB7 Vantage used in Johnny English. His Aston Martin V8 Zagato, featuring a novelty registration plate, was driven by his character Dexter in the film The Tall Guy. Atkinson was cited for speeding in the car, just as his character was in the movie. He also received a driving ban as a result of the incident.[11] He also races in his V8 Zagato, from which he escaped unhurt after crashing it into a barrier at an Aston Martin Owners Club event in Croft Circuit in 2001. He is reported to have placed an advanced order for a Morgan Aero Max, which costs £110,000.[citation needed]
Atkinson has raced in other cars, including a Renault 5 GT Turbo for two seasons for its one make series. He owns one McLaren F1, which was involved in an accident with an Austin Metro.[12] Other cars he owns include an Audi A8,[13] a Honda Civic Hybrid[14], and a Bugatti Veyron.
The Conservative Party politician Alan Clark, himself a devotee of classic motor cars, recorded in his published Diaries this chance meeting with a man he later realised was Atkinson while driving through Oxfordshire in May 1984: "Just after leaving the motorway at Thame I noticed a dark red DBS V8 Aston Martin on the slip road with the bonnet up, a man unhappily bending over it. I told Jane to pull in and walked back. A DV8 in trouble is always good for a gloat." Clark writes that he gave Atkinson a lift in his Rolls Royce to the nearest telephone box, but was disappointed in his bland reaction to being recognised, noting that: "he didn't sparkle, was rather disappointing and chetif." [15]
One car Atkinson will not own is a Porsche: "I have a problem with Porsches. They're wonderful cars, but I know I could never live with one. Somehow, the typical Porsche people — and I wish them no ill — are not, I feel, my kind of people. I don't go around saying that Porsches are a pile of dung, but I do know that psychologically I couldn't handle owning one."[16][17]
[edit] Television appearances
The Secret Policeman's Ball (1979), a charity special for Amnesty International
Not the Nine O'Clock News (1979–1982)
Blackadder as Prince Edmund (Series 1), Lord Blackadder (Series 2), Edmund Blackadder (Series 3 & 4) & Ebenezer Blackadder (Blackadder's Christmas Carol) (1983-1989)
Mr. Bean as Mr. Bean (1989–1995, 1997, 2002, 2007)
Bernard and the Genie as Bernard's Boss (1991) (TV movie)
Funny Business (1992), a documentary about the craft of comedy
The Thin Blue Line as Inspector Raymond Fowler(1995–1996)
The Comic Relief Red Nose Day telecasts, including appearing in:
Blackadder: The Cavalier Years as Edmund Blackadder (1988)
Mr Bean's Red Nose Day as Mr Bean (1991)
(I Wanna Be) Elected as Mr Bean (1992)
Blind Date with Mr Bean as Mr Bean (1993)
Torvill and Bean as Mr Bean (1995)
"Doctor Who and the Curse of Fatal Death" as The Doctor (1999)
Popsters as Nasty Neville (2001)
Lying to Michael Jackson as Martin Bashir (2003)
Spider-Plant Man as Peter Piper and Spider-Plant Man (2005)
Mr. Bean's Holiday as Mr Bean (2007)
[edit] Filmography
Year Title Role
1981 Fundamental Frolics Himself
The Secret Policeman's Ball Various Roles
1982 The Secret Policeman's Other Ball Himself & Various Roles
1983 Dead on Time Bernard Fripp
Never Say Never Again Nigel Small-Fawcett
1989 The Appointments of Dennis Jennings Dr. Schooner
The Tall Guy Ron Anderson
1990 The Witches Mr. Stringer
1993 Hot Shots! Part Deux Dexter Hayman
1994 Four Weddings and a Funeral Father Gerald
The Lion King Zazu (voice)
1997 Bean Mr. Bean
2000 Maybe Baby Mr. James
2001 Rat Race Enrico Pollini
2002 Scooby-Doo Emile Mondavarious
2003 Johnny English Johnny English
Love Actually Rufus
2005 Keeping Mum Reverend Walter Goodfellow
2007 Mr. Bean's Holiday Mr. Bean
[edit] Live Show
Rowan Atkinson Live (2007), a DVD release of a filmed 1991 performance in Boston
[edit] Discography
[edit] Albums
Rowan Atkinson Live in Belfast (1980, re-released 1996)
Not Just a Pretty Face (1987, re-released 1994)
[edit] Compilations
The Secret Policeman's Ball (1979)
Not The Nine O'Clock News – The Album (1980)
We Are Most Amused: The Best of British Comedy (1981)
[edit] Awards
Variety Club Award for BBC Personality of the Year - 1980[18]
BAFTA Best Light Entertainment Performance - 1989[18]
[edit] References
^ "The A-Z of laughter (part one)", The Observer, 7 December 2003, retrieved 7 January 2007
^ BBC NEWS | Entertainment | Cook voted 'comedians' comedian'
^ a b Barratt, Nick. "Family Detective - Rowan Atkinson", The Daily Telegraph, 25 August 2007.
^ Foreign Correspondent - 22 July 1997: Interview with Rodney Atkinson, Australian Broadcasting Corporation, retrieved 27 January 2007
^ Profile: UK Independence Party, BBC News, 28 July 2006, retrieved 27 January 2007
^ Mann, Virginia. "FOR ROWAN ATKINSON, COMEDY CAN BE FRIGHTENING", The Record, 1992-02-28. Retrieved on 2007-12-10.
^ a b c .While at school, he was a classmate of British Prime Minister Tony Blair.The bbc.co.uk Guide to Comedy, "Rowan Atkinson", retrieved 7 January 2007
^ "It's not easy being Bean", Toronto Star, 2007-08-22. Retrieved on 2007-08-22.
^ http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/showbiz/a92412/atkinson-to-play-fagin-in-new-oliver.html
^ Rowan Atkinson: The Driven Man - Trailer - Cast - Showtimes - New York Times
^ Rowan Atkinson News and Trivias at CelebrityWonder.com
^ BBC News | Entertainment | Mr Bean crashes sports car
^ http://www.nemonis.net/history/history.html
^ Stars & their Cars:Rowan Atkinson - Celebrity | Fun | MSN Cars UK
^ [Alan Clark, Diaries (Phoenix, 1993) p80]
^ Wormald, Andrew; Benjamin Atkinson. "Stars & their Cars:Rowan Atkinson" (in English), MSN, 6 October 2005, pp. 1. Retrieved on [[1 July 2007]].
^ a b The Museum of Broadcast Communications - Rowan Atkinson article, retrieved 7 January 2007
^ a b The Museum of Broadcast Communications - Rowan Atkinson article, retrieved 7 January 2007
^ http://cars.uk.msn.com/Fun/article.aspx?cp-documentid=474669 |
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Rowan Sebastian Atkinson was born in Consett, County Durham in 1955.[3] His parents were Eric Atkinson, a farmer and company director, and his wife Ella May (née Bambridge), who married on 29 June 1945.[3] He has two elder brothers, Rodney Atkinson, a eurosceptic economist who narrowly lost the United Kingdom Independence Party leadership election in 2000, and Rupert Atkinson.[4][5]
Atkinson was raised Anglican.[6] He was educated at Durham Choristers School, followed by St Bees School, and studied electrical engineering at Newcastle University.[7] He continued with an MSc at The Queen's College, Oxford, first achieving notice at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival in 1976.[7] At Oxford, he also acted and performed early sketches for the Oxford University Dramatic Society (OUDS), the Oxford Revue and the Experimental Theatre Club (ETC), meeting writer Richard Curtis[7] and composer Howard Goodall, with whom he would continue to collaborate during his career.
[edit] Career
[edit] Television
After university, Atkinson toured with Angus Deayton as his straight man in an act that was eventually filmed for a television show. After the success of the show, he did a one-off pilot for ITV in 1979 called Canned Laughter. Atkinson then went on to do Not the Nine O'Clock News, produced by his friend John Lloyd. He starred on the show along with Pamela Stephenson, Griff Rhys Jones and Mel Smith, and was one of the main sketch writers.
The success of Not the Nine O'Clock News led to his starring in the medieval sitcom The Black Adder, which he also co-wrote with Richard Curtis, in 1983. Despite a mixed reception, a second series was written, this time by Curtis and Ben Elton, and first screened in 1985. Blackadder II followed the fortunes of one of the descendants of Atkinson's original character, this time in the Elizabethan era. The same pattern was repeated in two sequels Blackadder the Third (1987) (set in the Regency era), and Blackadder Goes Forth (1989) (set in World War I). The Blackadder series went on to become one of the most successful BBC situation comedies of all time, spawning longer television specials including Blackadder's Christmas Carol (1988) and Blackadder: The Cavalier Years (1988).
Atkinson's other famous creation, the hapless Mr. Bean, first appeared on New Years Day in 1990 in a half-hour special for Thames Television. The character of Mr. Bean has been likened somewhat to a modern-day Charlie Chaplin. During this time, Atkinson appeared at the Just for Laughs comedy festival in Montreal in 1987 and 1989. Several sequels to Mr. Bean appeared on television in the 1990s, and it eventually made into a major motion picture in 1997. Entitled Bean, it was directed by Mel Smith, his former co-star from Not the Nine O'Clock News. A second movie was released in 2007 entitled Mr. Bean's Holiday.
Atkinson has fronted campaigns for Hitachi electrical goods, Fujifilm, and Give Blood. Most famously, he appeared as a hapless and error-prone espionage agent in a long-running series for Barclaycard, on which character his title role in Johnny English was based. In May 2008 he appeared in the BBC documentary series Comedy Map of Britain.
[edit] Film
Rowan Atkinson as Mr. Bean, in Brussels, next to the Manneken Pis.Atkinson's film career began in 1983 with a supporting part in the James Bond movie Never Say Never Again and a leading role in Dead on Time with Nigel Hawthorne. He appeared in former Not the Nine O'Clock News co-star Mel Smith's directorial debut The Tall Guy in 1989. He also appeared alongside Anjelica Huston and Mai Zetterling in Roald Dahl's The Witches in 1990. In 1993 he played the part of Dexter Hayman in Hot Shots! Part Deux, a parody of Rambo III starring Charlie Sheen.
Atkinson, with his turn as a verbally bumbling vicar, gained further recognition in the 1994 hit Four Weddings and a Funeral. That same year he featured in Walt Disney's The Lion King as Zazu the Hornbill. Atkinson continued to appear in supporting roles in successful comedies, including Rat Race (2001), Scooby-Doo (2002), and Love Actually (2003).
In addition to his supporting roles, Atkinson has also had success as a leading man. His television character Mr. Bean debuted on the big screen in 1997 with Bean to international success. A sequel, Mr. Bean's Holiday, was released in March 2007 and may be the last time he plays the character.[8] He has also starred in the James Bond parody Johnny English in 2003. Keeping Mum (2005, released in the U.S. in 2006) was a departure for Atkinson, starring in a straight role.
[edit] Comedic style
One of his better-known trademark comic devices is over-articulation of the "B" sound, such as his pronunciation of "Bob" in a Blackadder episode.
Atkinson's style is often visually-based. This visual style, which has been compared to Charlie Chaplin, sets Atkinson apart as most modern television and film comedies rely heavily on dialogue, and stand-up comedy is mostly based on monologues. This talent for visual comedy has led to Atkinson being called "the man with the rubber face".
[edit] Stage
In early 2008 it was confirmed that Atkinson would fulfil a lifelong ambition and take on the role of Fagin in Lionel Bart's musical Oliver! which will be produced by Andrew Lloyd Webber and Cameron Mackintosh. He was quoted as saying, "In the 1980s I enjoyed doing a lot of West End theatre and since then have been distracted very much by Mr Bean and film-making. I had been thinking for some time about returning to the stage, and the idea of the role of Fagin has long intrigued me. I even had the part in a school production."[9] The production will open in early December 2008. The roles of Nancy and Oliver were selected by the British public in a TV reality competition on the show. Jodie Prenger.
[edit] Personal life
[edit] Marriage and children
Atkinson married Sunetra Sastry in 1990, having met her professionally on the set of Blackadder. They married quietly at the Russian Tea Room in New York City, U.S., with Stephen Fry acting as the best man. The couple have two children, Lily and Benjamin, and live in the Northamptonshire village of Apethorpe in England.
[edit] Politics
In June 2005, Atkinson led a coalition of the UK's most prominent actors and writers, including Nicholas Hytner, Stephen Fry and Ian McEwan, to the British Parliament in an attempt to force a review of the controversial Racial and Religious Hatred Bill — on the grounds that the Bill would give religious groups a "weapon of disproportionate power" whose threat would engender a culture of self-censorship among artists.
[edit] Cars
With an estimated wealth of £100 million, Atkinson is able to indulge his passion for cars that began with driving his mother's Morris Minor around the family farm. He has written for the British magazines Car and Evo.
Atkinson also holds a UK LGV licence, gained because lorries held a fascination for him, and to ensure employment as a young actor.
A lover of and participant in car racing, he appeared as racing driver Henry Birkin in the television play Full Throttle in 1995. In 1991, he starred in the self-penned Driven Man, a series of sketches featuring Atkinson driving around London trying to solve his car-fetish, and discussing it with taxi drivers, policemen, used-car salesmen and psychotherapists.[10]
Atkinson's car collection is dominated by Aston Martins, including the DB7 Vantage used in Johnny English. His Aston Martin V8 Zagato, featuring a novelty registration plate, was driven by his character Dexter in the film The Tall Guy. Atkinson was cited for speeding in the car, just as his character was in the movie. He also received a driving ban as a result of the incident.[11] He also races in his V8 Zagato, from which he escaped unhurt after crashing it into a barrier at an Aston Martin Owners Club event in Croft Circuit in 2001. He is reported to have placed an advanced order for a Morgan Aero Max, which costs £110,000.[citation needed]
Atkinson has raced in other cars, including a Renault 5 GT Turbo for two seasons for its one make series. He owns one McLaren F1, which was involved in an accident with an Austin Metro.[12] Other cars he owns include an Audi A8,[13] a Honda Civic Hybrid[14], and a Bugatti Veyron.
The Conservative Party politician Alan Clark, himself a devotee of classic motor cars, recorded in his published Diaries this chance meeting with a man he later realised was Atkinson while driving through Oxfordshire in May 1984: "Just after leaving the motorway at Thame I noticed a dark red DBS V8 Aston Martin on the slip road with the bonnet up, a man unhappily bending over it. I told Jane to pull in and walked back. A DV8 in trouble is always good for a gloat." Clark writes that he gave Atkinson a lift in his Rolls Royce to the nearest telephone box, but was disappointed in his bland reaction to being recognised, noting that: "he didn't sparkle, was rather disappointing and chetif." [15]
One car Atkinson will not own is a Porsche: "I have a problem with Porsches. They're wonderful cars, but I know I could never live with one. Somehow, the typical Porsche people — and I wish them no ill — are not, I feel, my kind of people. I don't go around saying that Porsches are a pile of dung, but I do know that psychologically I couldn't handle owning one."[16][17]
[edit] Television appearances
The Secret Policeman's Ball (1979), a charity special for Amnesty International
Not the Nine O'Clock News (1979–1982)
Blackadder as Prince Edmund (Series 1), Lord Blackadder (Series 2), Edmund Blackadder (Series 3 & 4) & Ebenezer Blackadder (Blackadder's Christmas Carol) (1983-1989)
Mr. Bean as Mr. Bean (1989–1995, 1997, 2002, 2007)
Bernard and the Genie as Bernard's Boss (1991) (TV movie)
Funny Business (1992), a documentary about the craft of comedy
The Thin Blue Line as Inspector Raymond Fowler(1995–1996)
The Comic Relief Red Nose Day telecasts, including appearing in:
Blackadder: The Cavalier Years as Edmund Blackadder (1988)
Mr Bean's Red Nose Day as Mr Bean (1991)
(I Wanna Be) Elected as Mr Bean (1992)
Blind Date with Mr Bean as Mr Bean (1993)
Torvill and Bean as Mr Bean (1995)
"Doctor Who and the Curse of Fatal Death" as The Doctor (1999)
Popsters as Nasty Neville (2001)
Lying to Michael Jackson as Martin Bashir (2003)
Spider-Plant Man as Peter Piper and Spider-Plant Man (2005)
Mr. Bean's Holiday as Mr Bean (2007)
[edit] Filmography
Year Title Role
1981 Fundamental Frolics Himself
The Secret Policeman's Ball Various Roles
1982 The Secret Policeman's Other Ball Himself & Various Roles
1983 Dead on Time Bernard Fripp
Never Say Never Again Nigel Small-Fawcett
1989 The Appointments of Dennis Jennings Dr. Schooner
The Tall Guy Ron Anderson
1990 The Witches Mr. Stringer
1993 Hot Shots! Part Deux Dexter Hayman
1994 Four Weddings and a Funeral Father Gerald
The Lion King Zazu (voice)
1997 Bean Mr. Bean
2000 Maybe Baby Mr. James
2001 Rat Race Enrico Pollini
2002 Scooby-Doo Emile Mondavarious
2003 Johnny English Johnny English
Love Actually Rufus
2005 Keeping Mum Reverend Walter Goodfellow
2007 Mr. Bean's Holiday Mr. Bean
[edit] Live Show
Rowan Atkinson Live (2007), a DVD release of a filmed 1991 performance in Boston
[edit] Discography
[edit] Albums
Rowan Atkinson Live in Belfast (1980, re-released 1996)
Not Just a Pretty Face (1987, re-released 1994)
[edit] Compilations
The Secret Policeman's Ball (1979)
Not The Nine O'Clock News – The Album (1980)
We Are Most Amused: The Best of British Comedy (1981)
[edit] Awards
Variety Club Award for BBC Personality of the Year - 1980[18]
BAFTA Best Light Entertainment Performance - 1989[18]
[edit] References
^ "The A-Z of laughter (part one)", The Observer, 7 December 2003, retrieved 7 January 2007
^ BBC NEWS | Entertainment | Cook voted 'comedians' comedian'
^ a b Barratt, Nick. "Family Detective - Rowan Atkinson", The Daily Telegraph, 25 August 2007.
^ Foreign Correspondent - 22 July 1997: Interview with Rodney Atkinson, Australian Broadcasting Corporation, retrieved 27 January 2007
^ Profile: UK Independence Party, BBC News, 28 July 2006, retrieved 27 January 2007
^ Mann, Virginia. "FOR ROWAN ATKINSON, COMEDY CAN BE FRIGHTENING", The Record, 1992-02-28. Retrieved on 2007-12-10.
^ a b c .While at school, he was a classmate of British Prime Minister Tony Blair.The bbc.co.uk Guide to Comedy, "Rowan Atkinson", retrieved 7 January 2007
^ "It's not easy being Bean", Toronto Star, 2007-08-22. Retrieved on 2007-08-22.
^ http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/showbiz/a92412/atkinson-to-play-fagin-in-new-oliver.html
^ Rowan Atkinson: The Driven Man - Trailer - Cast - Showtimes - New York Times
^ Rowan Atkinson News and Trivias at CelebrityWonder.com
^ BBC News | Entertainment | Mr Bean crashes sports car
^ http://www.nemonis.net/history/history.html
^ Stars & their Cars:Rowan Atkinson - Celebrity | Fun | MSN Cars UK
^ [Alan Clark, Diaries (Phoenix, 1993) p80]
^ Wormald, Andrew; Benjamin Atkinson. "Stars & their Cars:Rowan Atkinson" (in English), MSN, 6 October 2005, pp. 1. Retrieved on [[1 July 2007]].
^ a b The Museum of Broadcast Communications - Rowan Atkinson article, retrieved 7 January 2007
^ a b The Museum of Broadcast Communications - Rowan Atkinson article, retrieved 7 January 2007
^ http://cars.uk.msn.com/Fun/article.aspx?cp-documentid=474669 |
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Rowan Sebastian Atkinson was born in Consett, County Durham in 1955.[3] His parents were Eric Atkinson, a farmer and company director, and his wife Ella May (née Bambridge), who married on 29 June 1945.[3] He has two elder brothers, Rodney Atkinson, a eurosceptic economist who narrowly lost the United Kingdom Independence Party leadership election in 2000, and Rupert Atkinson.[4][5]
Atkinson was raised Anglican.[6] He was educated at Durham Choristers School, followed by St Bees School, and studied electrical engineering at Newcastle University.[7] He continued with an MSc at The Queen's College, Oxford, first achieving notice at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival in 1976.[7] At Oxford, he also acted and performed early sketches for the Oxford University Dramatic Society (OUDS), the Oxford Revue and the Experimental Theatre Club (ETC), meeting writer Richard Curtis[7] and composer Howard Goodall, with whom he would continue to collaborate during his career.
[edit] Career
[edit] Television
After university, Atkinson toured with Angus Deayton as his straight man in an act that was eventually filmed for a television show. After the success of the show, he did a one-off pilot for ITV in 1979 called Canned Laughter. Atkinson then went on to do Not the Nine O'Clock News, produced by his friend John Lloyd. He starred on the show along with Pamela Stephenson, Griff Rhys Jones and Mel Smith, and was one of the main sketch writers.
The success of Not the Nine O'Clock News led to his starring in the medieval sitcom The Black Adder, which he also co-wrote with Richard Curtis, in 1983. Despite a mixed reception, a second series was written, this time by Curtis and Ben Elton, and first screened in 1985. Blackadder II followed the fortunes of one of the descendants of Atkinson's original character, this time in the Elizabethan era. The same pattern was repeated in two sequels Blackadder the Third (1987) (set in the Regency era), and Blackadder Goes Forth (1989) (set in World War I). The Blackadder series went on to become one of the most successful BBC situation comedies of all time, spawning longer television specials including Blackadder's Christmas Carol (1988) and Blackadder: The Cavalier Years (1988).
Atkinson's other famous creation, the hapless Mr. Bean, first appeared on New Years Day in 1990 in a half-hour special for Thames Television. The character of Mr. Bean has been likened somewhat to a modern-day Charlie Chaplin. During this time, Atkinson appeared at the Just for Laughs comedy festival in Montreal in 1987 and 1989. Several sequels to Mr. Bean appeared on television in the 1990s, and it eventually made into a major motion picture in 1997. Entitled Bean, it was directed by Mel Smith, his former co-star from Not the Nine O'Clock News. A second movie was released in 2007 entitled Mr. Bean's Holiday.
Atkinson has fronted campaigns for Hitachi electrical goods, Fujifilm, and Give Blood. Most famously, he appeared as a hapless and error-prone espionage agent in a long-running series for Barclaycard, on which character his title role in Johnny English was based. In May 2008 he appeared in the BBC documentary series Comedy Map of Britain.
[edit] Film
Rowan Atkinson as Mr. Bean, in Brussels, next to the Manneken Pis.Atkinson's film career began in 1983 with a supporting part in the James Bond movie Never Say Never Again and a leading role in Dead on Time with Nigel Hawthorne. He appeared in former Not the Nine O'Clock News co-star Mel Smith's directorial debut The Tall Guy in 1989. He also appeared alongside Anjelica Huston and Mai Zetterling in Roald Dahl's The Witches in 1990. In 1993 he played the part of Dexter Hayman in Hot Shots! Part Deux, a parody of Rambo III starring Charlie Sheen.
Atkinson, with his turn as a verbally bumbling vicar, gained further recognition in the 1994 hit Four Weddings and a Funeral. That same year he featured in Walt Disney's The Lion King as Zazu the Hornbill. Atkinson continued to appear in supporting roles in successful comedies, including Rat Race (2001), Scooby-Doo (2002), and Love Actually (2003).
In addition to his supporting roles, Atkinson has also had success as a leading man. His television character Mr. Bean debuted on the big screen in 1997 with Bean to international success. A sequel, Mr. Bean's Holiday, was released in March 2007 and may be the last time he plays the character.[8] He has also starred in the James Bond parody Johnny English in 2003. Keeping Mum (2005, released in the U.S. in 2006) was a departure for Atkinson, starring in a straight role.
[edit] Comedic style
One of his better-known trademark comic devices is over-articulation of the "B" sound, such as his pronunciation of "Bob" in a Blackadder episode.
Atkinson's style is often visually-based. This visual style, which has been compared to Charlie Chaplin, sets Atkinson apart as most modern television and film comedies rely heavily on dialogue, and stand-up comedy is mostly based on monologues. This talent for visual comedy has led to Atkinson being called "the man with the rubber face".
[edit] Stage
In early 2008 it was confirmed that Atkinson would fulfil a lifelong ambition and take on the role of Fagin in Lionel Bart's musical Oliver! which will be produced by Andrew Lloyd Webber and Cameron Mackintosh. He was quoted as saying, "In the 1980s I enjoyed doing a lot of West End theatre and since then have been distracted very much by Mr Bean and film-making. I had been thinking for some time about returning to the stage, and the idea of the role of Fagin has long intrigued me. I even had the part in a school production."[9] The production will open in early December 2008. The roles of Nancy and Oliver were selected by the British public in a TV reality competition on the show. Jodie Prenger.
[edit] Personal life
[edit] Marriage and children
Atkinson married Sunetra Sastry in 1990, having met her professionally on the set of Blackadder. They married quietly at the Russian Tea Room in New York City, U.S., with Stephen Fry acting as the best man. The couple have two children, Lily and Benjamin, and live in the Northamptonshire village of Apethorpe in England.
[edit] Politics
In June 2005, Atkinson led a coalition of the UK's most prominent actors and writers, including Nicholas Hytner, Stephen Fry and Ian McEwan, to the British Parliament in an attempt to force a review of the controversial Racial and Religious Hatred Bill — on the grounds that the Bill would give religious groups a "weapon of disproportionate power" whose threat would engender a culture of self-censorship among artists.
[edit] Cars
With an estimated wealth of £100 million, Atkinson is able to indulge his passion for cars that began with driving his mother's Morris Minor around the family farm. He has written for the British magazines Car and Evo.
Atkinson also holds a UK LGV licence, gained because lorries held a fascination for him, and to ensure employment as a young actor.
A lover of and participant in car racing, he appeared as racing driver Henry Birkin in the television play Full Throttle in 1995. In 1991, he starred in the self-penned Driven Man, a series of sketches featuring Atkinson driving around London trying to solve his car-fetish, and discussing it with taxi drivers, policemen, used-car salesmen and psychotherapists.[10]
Atkinson's car collection is dominated by Aston Martins, including the DB7 Vantage used in Johnny English. His Aston Martin V8 Zagato, featuring a novelty registration plate, was driven by his character Dexter in the film The Tall Guy. Atkinson was cited for speeding in the car, just as his character was in the movie. He also received a driving ban as a result of the incident.[11] He also races in his V8 Zagato, from which he escaped unhurt after crashing it into a barrier at an Aston Martin Owners Club event in Croft Circuit in 2001. He is reported to have placed an advanced order for a Morgan Aero Max, which costs £110,000.[citation needed]
Atkinson has raced in other cars, including a Renault 5 GT Turbo for two seasons for its one make series. He owns one McLaren F1, which was involved in an accident with an Austin Metro.[12] Other cars he owns include an Audi A8,[13] a Honda Civic Hybrid[14], and a Bugatti Veyron.
The Conservative Party politician Alan Clark, himself a devotee of classic motor cars, recorded in his published Diaries this chance meeting with a man he later realised was Atkinson while driving through Oxfordshire in May 1984: "Just after leaving the motorway at Thame I noticed a dark red DBS V8 Aston Martin on the slip road with the bonnet up, a man unhappily bending over it. I told Jane to pull in and walked back. A DV8 in trouble is always good for a gloat." Clark writes that he gave Atkinson a lift in his Rolls Royce to the nearest telephone box, but was disappointed in his bland reaction to being recognised, noting that: "he didn't sparkle, was rather disappointing and chetif." [15]
One car Atkinson will not own is a Porsche: "I have a problem with Porsches. They're wonderful cars, but I know I could never live with one. Somehow, the typical Porsche people — and I wish them no ill — are not, I feel, my kind of people. I don't go around saying that Porsches are a pile of dung, but I do know that psychologically I couldn't handle owning one."[16][17]
[edit] Television appearances
The Secret Policeman's Ball (1979), a charity special for Amnesty International
Not the Nine O'Clock News (1979–1982)
Blackadder as Prince Edmund (Series 1), Lord Blackadder (Series 2), Edmund Blackadder (Series 3 & 4) & Ebenezer Blackadder (Blackadder's Christmas Carol) (1983-1989)
Mr. Bean as Mr. Bean (1989–1995, 1997, 2002, 2007)
Bernard and the Genie as Bernard's Boss (1991) (TV movie)
Funny Business (1992), a documentary about the craft of comedy
The Thin Blue Line as Inspector Raymond Fowler(1995–1996)
The Comic Relief Red Nose Day telecasts, including appearing in:
Blackadder: The Cavalier Years as Edmund Blackadder (1988)
Mr Bean's Red Nose Day as Mr Bean (1991)
(I Wanna Be) Elected as Mr Bean (1992)
Blind Date with Mr Bean as Mr Bean (1993)
Torvill and Bean as Mr Bean (1995)
"Doctor Who and the Curse of Fatal Death" as The Doctor (1999)
Popsters as Nasty Neville (2001)
Lying to Michael Jackson as Martin Bashir (2003)
Spider-Plant Man as Peter Piper and Spider-Plant Man (2005)
Mr. Bean's Holiday as Mr Bean (2007)
[edit] Filmography
Year Title Role
1981 Fundamental Frolics Himself
The Secret Policeman's Ball Various Roles
1982 The Secret Policeman's Other Ball Himself & Various Roles
1983 Dead on Time Bernard Fripp
Never Say Never Again Nigel Small-Fawcett
1989 The Appointments of Dennis Jennings Dr. Schooner
The Tall Guy Ron Anderson
1990 The Witches Mr. Stringer
1993 Hot Shots! Part Deux Dexter Hayman
1994 Four Weddings and a Funeral Father Gerald
The Lion King Zazu (voice)
1997 Bean Mr. Bean
2000 Maybe Baby Mr. James
2001 Rat Race Enrico Pollini
2002 Scooby-Doo Emile Mondavarious
2003 Johnny English Johnny English
Love Actually Rufus
2005 Keeping Mum Reverend Walter Goodfellow
2007 Mr. Bean's Holiday Mr. Bean
[edit] Live Show
Rowan Atkinson Live (2007), a DVD release of a filmed 1991 performance in Boston
[edit] Discography
[edit] Albums
Rowan Atkinson Live in Belfast (1980, re-released 1996)
Not Just a Pretty Face (1987, re-released 1994)
[edit] Compilations
The Secret Policeman's Ball (1979)
Not The Nine O'Clock News – The Album (1980)
We Are Most Amused: The Best of British Comedy (1981)
[edit] Awards
Variety Club Award for BBC Personality of the Year - 1980[18]
BAFTA Best Light Entertainment Performance - 1989[18]
[edit] References
^ "The A-Z of laughter (part one)", The Observer, 7 December 2003, retrieved 7 January 2007
^ BBC NEWS | Entertainment | Cook voted 'comedians' comedian'
^ a b Barratt, Nick. "Family Detective - Rowan Atkinson", The Daily Telegraph, 25 August 2007.
^ Foreign Correspondent - 22 July 1997: Interview with Rodney Atkinson, Australian Broadcasting Corporation, retrieved 27 January 2007
^ Profile: UK Independence Party, BBC News, 28 July 2006, retrieved 27 January 2007
^ Mann, Virginia. "FOR ROWAN ATKINSON, COMEDY CAN BE FRIGHTENING", The Record, 1992-02-28. Retrieved on 2007-12-10.
^ a b c .While at school, he was a classmate of British Prime Minister Tony Blair.The bbc.co.uk Guide to Comedy, "Rowan Atkinson", retrieved 7 January 2007
^ "It's not easy being Bean", Toronto Star, 2007-08-22. Retrieved on 2007-08-22.
^ http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/showbiz/a92412/atkinson-to-play-fagin-in-new-oliver.html
^ Rowan Atkinson: The Driven Man - Trailer - Cast - Showtimes - New York Times
^ Rowan Atkinson News and Trivias at CelebrityWonder.com
^ BBC News | Entertainment | Mr Bean crashes sports car
^ http://www.nemonis.net/history/history.html
^ Stars & their Cars:Rowan Atkinson - Celebrity | Fun | MSN Cars UK
^ [Alan Clark, Diaries (Phoenix, 1993) p80]
^ Wormald, Andrew; Benjamin Atkinson. "Stars & their Cars:Rowan Atkinson" (in English), MSN, 6 October 2005, pp. 1. Retrieved on [[1 July 2007]].
^ a b The Museum of Broadcast Communications - Rowan Atkinson article, retrieved 7 January 2007
^ a b The Museum of Broadcast Communications - Rowan Atkinson article, retrieved 7 January 2007
^ http://cars.uk.msn.com/Fun/article.aspx?cp-documentid=474669 |
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Rowan Sebastian Atkinson was born in Consett, County Durham in 1955.[3] His parents were Eric Atkinson, a farmer and company director, and his wife Ella May (née Bambridge), who married on 29 June 1945.[3] He has two elder brothers, Rodney Atkinson, a eurosceptic economist who narrowly lost the United Kingdom Independence Party leadership election in 2000, and Rupert Atkinson.[4][5]
Atkinson was raised Anglican.[6] He was educated at Durham Choristers School, followed by St Bees School, and studied electrical engineering at Newcastle University.[7] He continued with an MSc at The Queen's College, Oxford, first achieving notice at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival in 1976.[7] At Oxford, he also acted and performed early sketches for the Oxford University Dramatic Society (OUDS), the Oxford Revue and the Experimental Theatre Club (ETC), meeting writer Richard Curtis[7] and composer Howard Goodall, with whom he would continue to collaborate during his career.
[edit] Career
[edit] Television
After university, Atkinson toured with Angus Deayton as his straight man in an act that was eventually filmed for a television show. After the success of the show, he did a one-off pilot for ITV in 1979 called Canned Laughter. Atkinson then went on to do Not the Nine O'Clock News, produced by his friend John Lloyd. He starred on the show along with Pamela Stephenson, Griff Rhys Jones and Mel Smith, and was one of the main sketch writers.
The success of Not the Nine O'Clock News led to his starring in the medieval sitcom The Black Adder, which he also co-wrote with Richard Curtis, in 1983. Despite a mixed reception, a second series was written, this time by Curtis and Ben Elton, and first screened in 1985. Blackadder II followed the fortunes of one of the descendants of Atkinson's original character, this time in the Elizabethan era. The same pattern was repeated in two sequels Blackadder the Third (1987) (set in the Regency era), and Blackadder Goes Forth (1989) (set in World War I). The Blackadder series went on to become one of the most successful BBC situation comedies of all time, spawning longer television specials including Blackadder's Christmas Carol (1988) and Blackadder: The Cavalier Years (1988).
Atkinson's other famous creation, the hapless Mr. Bean, first appeared on New Years Day in 1990 in a half-hour special for Thames Television. The character of Mr. Bean has been likened somewhat to a modern-day Charlie Chaplin. During this time, Atkinson appeared at the Just for Laughs comedy festival in Montreal in 1987 and 1989. Several sequels to Mr. Bean appeared on television in the 1990s, and it eventually made into a major motion picture in 1997. Entitled Bean, it was directed by Mel Smith, his former co-star from Not the Nine O'Clock News. A second movie was released in 2007 entitled Mr. Bean's Holiday.
Atkinson has fronted campaigns for Hitachi electrical goods, Fujifilm, and Give Blood. Most famously, he appeared as a hapless and error-prone espionage agent in a long-running series for Barclaycard, on which character his title role in Johnny English was based. In May 2008 he appeared in the BBC documentary series Comedy Map of Britain.
[edit] Film
Rowan Atkinson as Mr. Bean, in Brussels, next to the Manneken Pis.Atkinson's film career began in 1983 with a supporting part in the James Bond movie Never Say Never Again and a leading role in Dead on Time with Nigel Hawthorne. He appeared in former Not the Nine O'Clock News co-star Mel Smith's directorial debut The Tall Guy in 1989. He also appeared alongside Anjelica Huston and Mai Zetterling in Roald Dahl's The Witches in 1990. In 1993 he played the part of Dexter Hayman in Hot Shots! Part Deux, a parody of Rambo III starring Charlie Sheen.
Atkinson, with his turn as a verbally bumbling vicar, gained further recognition in the 1994 hit Four Weddings and a Funeral. That same year he featured in Walt Disney's The Lion King as Zazu the Hornbill. Atkinson continued to appear in supporting roles in successful comedies, including Rat Race (2001), Scooby-Doo (2002), and Love Actually (2003).
In addition to his supporting roles, Atkinson has also had success as a leading man. His television character Mr. Bean debuted on the big screen in 1997 with Bean to international success. A sequel, Mr. Bean's Holiday, was released in March 2007 and may be the last time he plays the character.[8] He has also starred in the James Bond parody Johnny English in 2003. Keeping Mum (2005, released in the U.S. in 2006) was a departure for Atkinson, starring in a straight role.
[edit] Comedic style
One of his better-known trademark comic devices is over-articulation of the "B" sound, such as his pronunciation of "Bob" in a Blackadder episode.
Atkinson's style is often visually-based. This visual style, which has been compared to Charlie Chaplin, sets Atkinson apart as most modern television and film comedies rely heavily on dialogue, and stand-up comedy is mostly based on monologues. This talent for visual comedy has led to Atkinson being called "the man with the rubber face".
[edit] Stage
In early 2008 it was confirmed that Atkinson would fulfil a lifelong ambition and take on the role of Fagin in Lionel Bart's musical Oliver! which will be produced by Andrew Lloyd Webber and Cameron Mackintosh. He was quoted as saying, "In the 1980s I enjoyed doing a lot of West End theatre and since then have been distracted very much by Mr Bean and film-making. I had been thinking for some time about returning to the stage, and the idea of the role of Fagin has long intrigued me. I even had the part in a school production."[9] The production will open in early December 2008. The roles of Nancy and Oliver were selected by the British public in a TV reality competition on the show. Jodie Prenger.
[edit] Personal life
[edit] Marriage and children
Atkinson married Sunetra Sastry in 1990, having met her professionally on the set of Blackadder. They married quietly at the Russian Tea Room in New York City, U.S., with Stephen Fry acting as the best man. The couple have two children, Lily and Benjamin, and live in the Northamptonshire village of Apethorpe in England.
[edit] Politics
In June 2005, Atkinson led a coalition of the UK's most prominent actors and writers, including Nicholas Hytner, Stephen Fry and Ian McEwan, to the British Parliament in an attempt to force a review of the controversial Racial and Religious Hatred Bill — on the grounds that the Bill would give religious groups a "weapon of disproportionate power" whose threat would engender a culture of self-censorship among artists.
[edit] Cars
With an estimated wealth of £100 million, Atkinson is able to indulge his passion for cars that began with driving his mother's Morris Minor around the family farm. He has written for the British magazines Car and Evo.
Atkinson also holds a UK LGV licence, gained because lorries held a fascination for him, and to ensure employment as a young actor.
A lover of and participant in car racing, he appeared as racing driver Henry Birkin in the television play Full Throttle in 1995. In 1991, he starred in the self-penned Driven Man, a series of sketches featuring Atkinson driving around London trying to solve his car-fetish, and discussing it with taxi drivers, policemen, used-car salesmen and psychotherapists.[10]
Atkinson's car collection is dominated by Aston Martins, including the DB7 Vantage used in Johnny English. His Aston Martin V8 Zagato, featuring a novelty registration plate, was driven by his character Dexter in the film The Tall Guy. Atkinson was cited for speeding in the car, just as his character was in the movie. He also received a driving ban as a result of the incident.[11] He also races in his V8 Zagato, from which he escaped unhurt after crashing it into a barrier at an Aston Martin Owners Club event in Croft Circuit in 2001. He is reported to have placed an advanced order for a Morgan Aero Max, which costs £110,000.[citation needed]
Atkinson has raced in other cars, including a Renault 5 GT Turbo for two seasons for its one make series. He owns one McLaren F1, which was involved in an accident with an Austin Metro.[12] Other cars he owns include an Audi A8,[13] a Honda Civic Hybrid[14], and a Bugatti Veyron.
The Conservative Party politician Alan Clark, himself a devotee of classic motor cars, recorded in his published Diaries this chance meeting with a man he later realised was Atkinson while driving through Oxfordshire in May 1984: "Just after leaving the motorway at Thame I noticed a dark red DBS V8 Aston Martin on the slip road with the bonnet up, a man unhappily bending over it. I told Jane to pull in and walked back. A DV8 in trouble is always good for a gloat." Clark writes that he gave Atkinson a lift in his Rolls Royce to the nearest telephone box, but was disappointed in his bland reaction to being recognised, noting that: "he didn't sparkle, was rather disappointing and chetif." [15]
One car Atkinson will not own is a Porsche: "I have a problem with Porsches. They're wonderful cars, but I know I could never live with one. Somehow, the typical Porsche people — and I wish them no ill — are not, I feel, my kind of people. I don't go around saying that Porsches are a pile of dung, but I do know that psychologically I couldn't handle owning one."[16][17]
[edit] Television appearances
The Secret Policeman's Ball (1979), a charity special for Amnesty International
Not the Nine O'Clock News (1979–1982)
Blackadder as Prince Edmund (Series 1), Lord Blackadder (Series 2), Edmund Blackadder (Series 3 & 4) & Ebenezer Blackadder (Blackadder's Christmas Carol) (1983-1989)
Mr. Bean as Mr. Bean (1989–1995, 1997, 2002, 2007)
Bernard and the Genie as Bernard's Boss (1991) (TV movie)
Funny Business (1992), a documentary about the craft of comedy
The Thin Blue Line as Inspector Raymond Fowler(1995–1996)
The Comic Relief Red Nose Day telecasts, including appearing in:
Blackadder: The Cavalier Years as Edmund Blackadder (1988)
Mr Bean's Red Nose Day as Mr Bean (1991)
(I Wanna Be) Elected as Mr Bean (1992)
Blind Date with Mr Bean as Mr Bean (1993)
Torvill and Bean as Mr Bean (1995)
"Doctor Who and the Curse of Fatal Death" as The Doctor (1999)
Popsters as Nasty Neville (2001)
Lying to Michael Jackson as Martin Bashir (2003)
Spider-Plant Man as Peter Piper and Spider-Plant Man (2005)
Mr. Bean's Holiday as Mr Bean (2007)
[edit] Filmography
Year Title Role
1981 Fundamental Frolics Himself
The Secret Policeman's Ball Various Roles
1982 The Secret Policeman's Other Ball Himself & Various Roles
1983 Dead on Time Bernard Fripp
Never Say Never Again Nigel Small-Fawcett
1989 The Appointments of Dennis Jennings Dr. Schooner
The Tall Guy Ron Anderson
1990 The Witches Mr. Stringer
1993 Hot Shots! Part Deux Dexter Hayman
1994 Four Weddings and a Funeral Father Gerald
The Lion King Zazu (voice)
1997 Bean Mr. Bean
2000 Maybe Baby Mr. James
2001 Rat Race Enrico Pollini
2002 Scooby-Doo Emile Mondavarious
2003 Johnny English Johnny English
Love Actually Rufus
2005 Keeping Mum Reverend Walter Goodfellow
2007 Mr. Bean's Holiday Mr. Bean
[edit] Live Show
Rowan Atkinson Live (2007), a DVD release of a filmed 1991 performance in Boston
[edit] Discography
[edit] Albums
Rowan Atkinson Live in Belfast (1980, re-released 1996)
Not Just a Pretty Face (1987, re-released 1994)
[edit] Compilations
The Secret Policeman's Ball (1979)
Not The Nine O'Clock News – The Album (1980)
We Are Most Amused: The Best of British Comedy (1981)
[edit] Awards
Variety Club Award for BBC Personality of the Year - 1980[18]
BAFTA Best Light Entertainment Performance - 1989[18]
[edit] References
^ "The A-Z of laughter (part one)", The Observer, 7 December 2003, retrieved 7 January 2007
^ BBC NEWS | Entertainment | Cook voted 'comedians' comedian'
^ a b Barratt, Nick. "Family Detective - Rowan Atkinson", The Daily Telegraph, 25 August 2007.
^ Foreign Correspondent - 22 July 1997: Interview with Rodney Atkinson, Australian Broadcasting Corporation, retrieved 27 January 2007
^ Profile: UK Independence Party, BBC News, 28 July 2006, retrieved 27 January 2007
^ Mann, Virginia. "FOR ROWAN ATKINSON, COMEDY CAN BE FRIGHTENING", The Record, 1992-02-28. Retrieved on 2007-12-10.
^ a b c .While at school, he was a classmate of British Prime Minister Tony Blair.The bbc.co.uk Guide to Comedy, "Rowan Atkinson", retrieved 7 January 2007
^ "It's not easy being Bean", Toronto Star, 2007-08-22. Retrieved on 2007-08-22.
^ http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/showbiz/a92412/atkinson-to-play-fagin-in-new-oliver.html
^ Rowan Atkinson: The Driven Man - Trailer - Cast - Showtimes - New York Times
^ Rowan Atkinson News and Trivias at CelebrityWonder.com
^ BBC News | Entertainment | Mr Bean crashes sports car
^ http://www.nemonis.net/history/history.html
^ Stars & their Cars:Rowan Atkinson - Celebrity | Fun | MSN Cars UK
^ [Alan Clark, Diaries (Phoenix, 1993) p80]
^ Wormald, Andrew; Benjamin Atkinson. "Stars & their Cars:Rowan Atkinson" (in English), MSN, 6 October 2005, pp. 1. Retrieved on [[1 July 2007]].
^ a b The Museum of Broadcast Communications - Rowan Atkinson article, retrieved 7 January 2007
^ a b The Museum of Broadcast Communications - Rowan Atkinson article, retrieved 7 January 2007
^ http://cars.uk.msn.com/Fun/article.aspx?cp-documentid=474669 |
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Rowan Sebastian Atkinson was born in Consett, County Durham in 1955.[3] His parents were Eric Atkinson, a farmer and company director, and his wife Ella May (née Bambridge), who married on 29 June 1945.[3] He has two elder brothers, Rodney Atkinson, a eurosceptic economist who narrowly lost the United Kingdom Independence Party leadership election in 2000, and Rupert Atkinson.[4][5]
Atkinson was raised Anglican.[6] He was educated at Durham Choristers School, followed by St Bees School, and studied electrical engineering at Newcastle University.[7] He continued with an MSc at The Queen's College, Oxford, first achieving notice at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival in 1976.[7] At Oxford, he also acted and performed early sketches for the Oxford University Dramatic Society (OUDS), the Oxford Revue and the Experimental Theatre Club (ETC), meeting writer Richard Curtis[7] and composer Howard Goodall, with whom he would continue to collaborate during his career.
[edit] Career
[edit] Television
After university, Atkinson toured with Angus Deayton as his straight man in an act that was eventually filmed for a television show. After the success of the show, he did a one-off pilot for ITV in 1979 called Canned Laughter. Atkinson then went on to do Not the Nine O'Clock News, produced by his friend John Lloyd. He starred on the show along with Pamela Stephenson, Griff Rhys Jones and Mel Smith, and was one of the main sketch writers.
The success of Not the Nine O'Clock News led to his starring in the medieval sitcom The Black Adder, which he also co-wrote with Richard Curtis, in 1983. Despite a mixed reception, a second series was written, this time by Curtis and Ben Elton, and first screened in 1985. Blackadder II followed the fortunes of one of the descendants of Atkinson's original character, this time in the Elizabethan era. The same pattern was repeated in two sequels Blackadder the Third (1987) (set in the Regency era), and Blackadder Goes Forth (1989) (set in World War I). The Blackadder series went on to become one of the most successful BBC situation comedies of all time, spawning longer television specials including Blackadder's Christmas Carol (1988) and Blackadder: The Cavalier Years (1988).
Atkinson's other famous creation, the hapless Mr. Bean, first appeared on New Years Day in 1990 in a half-hour special for Thames Television. The character of Mr. Bean has been likened somewhat to a modern-day Charlie Chaplin. During this time, Atkinson appeared at the Just for Laughs comedy festival in Montreal in 1987 and 1989. Several sequels to Mr. Bean appeared on television in the 1990s, and it eventually made into a major motion picture in 1997. Entitled Bean, it was directed by Mel Smith, his former co-star from Not the Nine O'Clock News. A second movie was released in 2007 entitled Mr. Bean's Holiday.
Atkinson has fronted campaigns for Hitachi electrical goods, Fujifilm, and Give Blood. Most famously, he appeared as a hapless and error-prone espionage agent in a long-running series for Barclaycard, on which character his title role in Johnny English was based. In May 2008 he appeared in the BBC documentary series Comedy Map of Britain.
[edit] Film
Rowan Atkinson as Mr. Bean, in Brussels, next to the Manneken Pis.Atkinson's film career began in 1983 with a supporting part in the James Bond movie Never Say Never Again and a leading role in Dead on Time with Nigel Hawthorne. He appeared in former Not the Nine O'Clock News co-star Mel Smith's directorial debut The Tall Guy in 1989. He also appeared alongside Anjelica Huston and Mai Zetterling in Roald Dahl's The Witches in 1990. In 1993 he played the part of Dexter Hayman in Hot Shots! Part Deux, a parody of Rambo III starring Charlie Sheen.
Atkinson, with his turn as a verbally bumbling vicar, gained further recognition in the 1994 hit Four Weddings and a Funeral. That same year he featured in Walt Disney's The Lion King as Zazu the Hornbill. Atkinson continued to appear in supporting roles in successful comedies, including Rat Race (2001), Scooby-Doo (2002), and Love Actually (2003).
In addition to his supporting roles, Atkinson has also had success as a leading man. His television character Mr. Bean debuted on the big screen in 1997 with Bean to international success. A sequel, Mr. Bean's Holiday, was released in March 2007 and may be the last time he plays the character.[8] He has also starred in the James Bond parody Johnny English in 2003. Keeping Mum (2005, released in the U.S. in 2006) was a departure for Atkinson, starring in a straight role.
[edit] Comedic style
One of his better-known trademark comic devices is over-articulation of the "B" sound, such as his pronunciation of "Bob" in a Blackadder episode.
Atkinson's style is often visually-based. This visual style, which has been compared to Charlie Chaplin, sets Atkinson apart as most modern television and film comedies rely heavily on dialogue, and stand-up comedy is mostly based on monologues. This talent for visual comedy has led to Atkinson being called "the man with the rubber face".
[edit] Stage
In early 2008 it was confirmed that Atkinson would fulfil a lifelong ambition and take on the role of Fagin in Lionel Bart's musical Oliver! which will be produced by Andrew Lloyd Webber and Cameron Mackintosh. He was quoted as saying, "In the 1980s I enjoyed doing a lot of West End theatre and since then have been distracted very much by Mr Bean and film-making. I had been thinking for some time about returning to the stage, and the idea of the role of Fagin has long intrigued me. I even had the part in a school production."[9] The production will open in early December 2008. The roles of Nancy and Oliver were selected by the British public in a TV reality competition on the show. Jodie Prenger.
[edit] Personal life
[edit] Marriage and children
Atkinson married Sunetra Sastry in 1990, having met her professionally on the set of Blackadder. They married quietly at the Russian Tea Room in New York City, U.S., with Stephen Fry acting as the best man. The couple have two children, Lily and Benjamin, and live in the Northamptonshire village of Apethorpe in England.
[edit] Politics
In June 2005, Atkinson led a coalition of the UK's most prominent actors and writers, including Nicholas Hytner, Stephen Fry and Ian McEwan, to the British Parliament in an attempt to force a review of the controversial Racial and Religious Hatred Bill — on the grounds that the Bill would give religious groups a "weapon of disproportionate power" whose threat would engender a culture of self-censorship among artists.
[edit] Cars
With an estimated wealth of £100 million, Atkinson is able to indulge his passion for cars that began with driving his mother's Morris Minor around the family farm. He has written for the British magazines Car and Evo.
Atkinson also holds a UK LGV licence, gained because lorries held a fascination for him, and to ensure employment as a young actor.
A lover of and participant in car racing, he appeared as racing driver Henry Birkin in the television play Full Throttle in 1995. In 1991, he starred in the self-penned Driven Man, a series of sketches featuring Atkinson driving around London trying to solve his car-fetish, and discussing it with taxi drivers, policemen, used-car salesmen and psychotherapists.[10]
Atkinson's car collection is dominated by Aston Martins, including the DB7 Vantage used in Johnny English. His Aston Martin V8 Zagato, featuring a novelty registration plate, was driven by his character Dexter in the film The Tall Guy. Atkinson was cited for speeding in the car, just as his character was in the movie. He also received a driving ban as a result of the incident.[11] He also races in his V8 Zagato, from which he escaped unhurt after crashing it into a barrier at an Aston Martin Owners Club event in Croft Circuit in 2001. He is reported to have placed an advanced order for a Morgan Aero Max, which costs £110,000.[citation needed]
Atkinson has raced in other cars, including a Renault 5 GT Turbo for two seasons for its one make series. He owns one McLaren F1, which was involved in an accident with an Austin Metro.[12] Other cars he owns include an Audi A8,[13] a Honda Civic Hybrid[14], and a Bugatti Veyron.
The Conservative Party politician Alan Clark, himself a devotee of classic motor cars, recorded in his published Diaries this chance meeting with a man he later realised was Atkinson while driving through Oxfordshire in May 1984: "Just after leaving the motorway at Thame I noticed a dark red DBS V8 Aston Martin on the slip road with the bonnet up, a man unhappily bending over it. I told Jane to pull in and walked back. A DV8 in trouble is always good for a gloat." Clark writes that he gave Atkinson a lift in his Rolls Royce to the nearest telephone box, but was disappointed in his bland reaction to being recognised, noting that: "he didn't sparkle, was rather disappointing and chetif." [15]
One car Atkinson will not own is a Porsche: "I have a problem with Porsches. They're wonderful cars, but I know I could never live with one. Somehow, the typical Porsche people — and I wish them no ill — are not, I feel, my kind of people. I don't go around saying that Porsches are a pile of dung, but I do know that psychologically I couldn't handle owning one."[16][17]
[edit] Television appearances
The Secret Policeman's Ball (1979), a charity special for Amnesty International
Not the Nine O'Clock News (1979–1982)
Blackadder as Prince Edmund (Series 1), Lord Blackadder (Series 2), Edmund Blackadder (Series 3 & 4) & Ebenezer Blackadder (Blackadder's Christmas Carol) (1983-1989)
Mr. Bean as Mr. Bean (1989–1995, 1997, 2002, 2007)
Bernard and the Genie as Bernard's Boss (1991) (TV movie)
Funny Business (1992), a documentary about the craft of comedy
The Thin Blue Line as Inspector Raymond Fowler(1995–1996)
The Comic Relief Red Nose Day telecasts, including appearing in:
Blackadder: The Cavalier Years as Edmund Blackadder (1988)
Mr Bean's Red Nose Day as Mr Bean (1991)
(I Wanna Be) Elected as Mr Bean (1992)
Blind Date with Mr Bean as Mr Bean (1993)
Torvill and Bean as Mr Bean (1995)
"Doctor Who and the Curse of Fatal Death" as The Doctor (1999)
Popsters as Nasty Neville (2001)
Lying to Michael Jackson as Martin Bashir (2003)
Spider-Plant Man as Peter Piper and Spider-Plant Man (2005)
Mr. Bean's Holiday as Mr Bean (2007)
[edit] Filmography
Year Title Role
1981 Fundamental Frolics Himself
The Secret Policeman's Ball Various Roles
1982 The Secret Policeman's Other Ball Himself & Various Roles
1983 Dead on Time Bernard Fripp
Never Say Never Again Nigel Small-Fawcett
1989 The Appointments of Dennis Jennings Dr. Schooner
The Tall Guy Ron Anderson
1990 The Witches Mr. Stringer
1993 Hot Shots! Part Deux Dexter Hayman
1994 Four Weddings and a Funeral Father Gerald
The Lion King Zazu (voice)
1997 Bean Mr. Bean
2000 Maybe Baby Mr. James
2001 Rat Race Enrico Pollini
2002 Scooby-Doo Emile Mondavarious
2003 Johnny English Johnny English
Love Actually Rufus
2005 Keeping Mum Reverend Walter Goodfellow
2007 Mr. Bean's Holiday Mr. Bean
[edit] Live Show
Rowan Atkinson Live (2007), a DVD release of a filmed 1991 performance in Boston
[edit] Discography
[edit] Albums
Rowan Atkinson Live in Belfast (1980, re-released 1996)
Not Just a Pretty Face (1987, re-released 1994)
[edit] Compilations
The Secret Policeman's Ball (1979)
Not The Nine O'Clock News – The Album (1980)
We Are Most Amused: The Best of British Comedy (1981)
[edit] Awards
Variety Club Award for BBC Personality of the Year - 1980[18]
BAFTA Best Light Entertainment Performance - 1989[18]
[edit] References
^ "The A-Z of laughter (part one)", The Observer, 7 December 2003, retrieved 7 January 2007
^ BBC NEWS | Entertainment | Cook voted 'comedians' comedian'
^ a b Barratt, Nick. "Family Detective - Rowan Atkinson", The Daily Telegraph, 25 August 2007.
^ Foreign Correspondent - 22 July 1997: Interview with Rodney Atkinson, Australian Broadcasting Corporation, retrieved 27 January 2007
^ Profile: UK Independence Party, BBC News, 28 July 2006, retrieved 27 January 2007
^ Mann, Virginia. "FOR ROWAN ATKINSON, COMEDY CAN BE FRIGHTENING", The Record, 1992-02-28. Retrieved on 2007-12-10.
^ a b c .While at school, he was a classmate of British Prime Minister Tony Blair.The bbc.co.uk Guide to Comedy, "Rowan Atkinson", retrieved 7 January 2007
^ "It's not easy being Bean", Toronto Star, 2007-08-22. Retrieved on 2007-08-22.
^ http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/showbiz/a92412/atkinson-to-play-fagin-in-new-oliver.html
^ Rowan Atkinson: The Driven Man - Trailer - Cast - Showtimes - New York Times
^ Rowan Atkinson News and Trivias at CelebrityWonder.com
^ BBC News | Entertainment | Mr Bean crashes sports car
^ http://www.nemonis.net/history/history.html
^ Stars & their Cars:Rowan Atkinson - Celebrity | Fun | MSN Cars UK
^ [Alan Clark, Diaries (Phoenix, 1993) p80]
^ Wormald, Andrew; Benjamin Atkinson. "Stars & their Cars:Rowan Atkinson" (in English), MSN, 6 October 2005, pp. 1. Retrieved on [[1 July 2007]].
^ a b The Museum of Broadcast Communications - Rowan Atkinson article, retrieved 7 January 2007
^ a b The Museum of Broadcast Communications - Rowan Atkinson article, retrieved 7 January 2007
^ http://cars.uk.msn.com/Fun/article.aspx?cp-documentid=474669 |
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Rowan Sebastian Atkinson was born in Consett, County Durham in 1955.[3] His parents were Eric Atkinson, a farmer and company director, and his wife Ella May (née Bambridge), who married on 29 June 1945.[3] He has two elder brothers, Rodney Atkinson, a eurosceptic economist who narrowly lost the United Kingdom Independence Party leadership election in 2000, and Rupert Atkinson.[4][5]
Atkinson was raised Anglican.[6] He was educated at Durham Choristers School, followed by St Bees School, and studied electrical engineering at Newcastle University.[7] He continued with an MSc at The Queen's College, Oxford, first achieving notice at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival in 1976.[7] At Oxford, he also acted and performed early sketches for the Oxford University Dramatic Society (OUDS), the Oxford Revue and the Experimental Theatre Club (ETC), meeting writer Richard Curtis[7] and composer Howard Goodall, with whom he would continue to collaborate during his career.
[edit] Career
[edit] Television
After university, Atkinson toured with Angus Deayton as his straight man in an act that was eventually filmed for a television show. After the success of the show, he did a one-off pilot for ITV in 1979 called Canned Laughter. Atkinson then went on to do Not the Nine O'Clock News, produced by his friend John Lloyd. He starred on the show along with Pamela Stephenson, Griff Rhys Jones and Mel Smith, and was one of the main sketch writers.
The success of Not the Nine O'Clock News led to his starring in the medieval sitcom The Black Adder, which he also co-wrote with Richard Curtis, in 1983. Despite a mixed reception, a second series was written, this time by Curtis and Ben Elton, and first screened in 1985. Blackadder II followed the fortunes of one of the descendants of Atkinson's original character, this time in the Elizabethan era. The same pattern was repeated in two sequels Blackadder the Third (1987) (set in the Regency era), and Blackadder Goes Forth (1989) (set in World War I). The Blackadder series went on to become one of the most successful BBC situation comedies of all time, spawning longer television specials including Blackadder's Christmas Carol (1988) and Blackadder: The Cavalier Years (1988).
Atkinson's other famous creation, the hapless Mr. Bean, first appeared on New Years Day in 1990 in a half-hour special for Thames Television. The character of Mr. Bean has been likened somewhat to a modern-day Charlie Chaplin. During this time, Atkinson appeared at the Just for Laughs comedy festival in Montreal in 1987 and 1989. Several sequels to Mr. Bean appeared on television in the 1990s, and it eventually made into a major motion picture in 1997. Entitled Bean, it was directed by Mel Smith, his former co-star from Not the Nine O'Clock News. A second movie was released in 2007 entitled Mr. Bean's Holiday.
Atkinson has fronted campaigns for Hitachi electrical goods, Fujifilm, and Give Blood. Most famously, he appeared as a hapless and error-prone espionage agent in a long-running series for Barclaycard, on which character his title role in Johnny English was based. In May 2008 he appeared in the BBC documentary series Comedy Map of Britain.
[edit] Film
Rowan Atkinson as Mr. Bean, in Brussels, next to the Manneken Pis.Atkinson's film career began in 1983 with a supporting part in the James Bond movie Never Say Never Again and a leading role in Dead on Time with Nigel Hawthorne. He appeared in former Not the Nine O'Clock News co-star Mel Smith's directorial debut The Tall Guy in 1989. He also appeared alongside Anjelica Huston and Mai Zetterling in Roald Dahl's The Witches in 1990. In 1993 he played the part of Dexter Hayman in Hot Shots! Part Deux, a parody of Rambo III starring Charlie Sheen.
Atkinson, with his turn as a verbally bumbling vicar, gained further recognition in the 1994 hit Four Weddings and a Funeral. That same year he featured in Walt Disney's The Lion King as Zazu the Hornbill. Atkinson continued to appear in supporting roles in successful comedies, including Rat Race (2001), Scooby-Doo (2002), and Love Actually (2003).
In addition to his supporting roles, Atkinson has also had success as a leading man. His television character Mr. Bean debuted on the big screen in 1997 with Bean to international success. A sequel, Mr. Bean's Holiday, was released in March 2007 and may be the last time he plays the character.[8] He has also starred in the James Bond parody Johnny English in 2003. Keeping Mum (2005, released in the U.S. in 2006) was a departure for Atkinson, starring in a straight role.
[edit] Comedic style
One of his better-known trademark comic devices is over-articulation of the "B" sound, such as his pronunciation of "Bob" in a Blackadder episode.
Atkinson's style is often visually-based. This visual style, which has been compared to Charlie Chaplin, sets Atkinson apart as most modern television and film comedies rely heavily on dialogue, and stand-up comedy is mostly based on monologues. This talent for visual comedy has led to Atkinson being called "the man with the rubber face".
[edit] Stage
In early 2008 it was confirmed that Atkinson would fulfil a lifelong ambition and take on the role of Fagin in Lionel Bart's musical Oliver! which will be produced by Andrew Lloyd Webber and Cameron Mackintosh. He was quoted as saying, "In the 1980s I enjoyed doing a lot of West End theatre and since then have been distracted very much by Mr Bean and film-making. I had been thinking for some time about returning to the stage, and the idea of the role of Fagin has long intrigued me. I even had the part in a school production."[9] The production will open in early December 2008. The roles of Nancy and Oliver were selected by the British public in a TV reality competition on the show. Jodie Prenger.
[edit] Personal life
[edit] Marriage and children
Atkinson married Sunetra Sastry in 1990, having met her professionally on the set of Blackadder. They married quietly at the Russian Tea Room in New York City, U.S., with Stephen Fry acting as the best man. The couple have two children, Lily and Benjamin, and live in the Northamptonshire village of Apethorpe in England.
[edit] Politics
In June 2005, Atkinson led a coalition of the UK's most prominent actors and writers, including Nicholas Hytner, Stephen Fry and Ian McEwan, to the British Parliament in an attempt to force a review of the controversial Racial and Religious Hatred Bill — on the grounds that the Bill would give religious groups a "weapon of disproportionate power" whose threat would engender a culture of self-censorship among artists.
[edit] Cars
With an estimated wealth of £100 million, Atkinson is able to indulge his passion for cars that began with driving his mother's Morris Minor around the family farm. He has written for the British magazines Car and Evo.
Atkinson also holds a UK LGV licence, gained because lorries held a fascination for him, and to ensure employment as a young actor.
A lover of and participant in car racing, he appeared as racing driver Henry Birkin in the television play Full Throttle in 1995. In 1991, he starred in the self-penned Driven Man, a series of sketches featuring Atkinson driving around London trying to solve his car-fetish, and discussing it with taxi drivers, policemen, used-car salesmen and psychotherapists.[10]
Atkinson's car collection is dominated by Aston Martins, including the DB7 Vantage used in Johnny English. His Aston Martin V8 Zagato, featuring a novelty registration plate, was driven by his character Dexter in the film The Tall Guy. Atkinson was cited for speeding in the car, just as his character was in the movie. He also received a driving ban as a result of the incident.[11] He also races in his V8 Zagato, from which he escaped unhurt after crashing it into a barrier at an Aston Martin Owners Club event in Croft Circuit in 2001. He is reported to have placed an advanced order for a Morgan Aero Max, which costs £110,000.[citation needed]
Atkinson has raced in other cars, including a Renault 5 GT Turbo for two seasons for its one make series. He owns one McLaren F1, which was involved in an accident with an Austin Metro.[12] Other cars he owns include an Audi A8,[13] a Honda Civic Hybrid[14], and a Bugatti Veyron.
The Conservative Party politician Alan Clark, himself a devotee of classic motor cars, recorded in his published Diaries this chance meeting with a man he later realised was Atkinson while driving through Oxfordshire in May 1984: "Just after leaving the motorway at Thame I noticed a dark red DBS V8 Aston Martin on the slip road with the bonnet up, a man unhappily bending over it. I told Jane to pull in and walked back. A DV8 in trouble is always good for a gloat." Clark writes that he gave Atkinson a lift in his Rolls Royce to the nearest telephone box, but was disappointed in his bland reaction to being recognised, noting that: "he didn't sparkle, was rather disappointing and chetif." [15]
One car Atkinson will not own is a Porsche: "I have a problem with Porsches. They're wonderful cars, but I know I could never live with one. Somehow, the typical Porsche people — and I wish them no ill — are not, I feel, my kind of people. I don't go around saying that Porsches are a pile of dung, but I do know that psychologically I couldn't handle owning one."[16][17]
[edit] Television appearances
The Secret Policeman's Ball (1979), a charity special for Amnesty International
Not the Nine O'Clock News (1979–1982)
Blackadder as Prince Edmund (Series 1), Lord Blackadder (Series 2), Edmund Blackadder (Series 3 & 4) & Ebenezer Blackadder (Blackadder's Christmas Carol) (1983-1989)
Mr. Bean as Mr. Bean (1989–1995, 1997, 2002, 2007)
Bernard and the Genie as Bernard's Boss (1991) (TV movie)
Funny Business (1992), a documentary about the craft of comedy
The Thin Blue Line as Inspector Raymond Fowler(1995–1996)
The Comic Relief Red Nose Day telecasts, including appearing in:
Blackadder: The Cavalier Years as Edmund Blackadder (1988)
Mr Bean's Red Nose Day as Mr Bean (1991)
(I Wanna Be) Elected as Mr Bean (1992)
Blind Date with Mr Bean as Mr Bean (1993)
Torvill and Bean as Mr Bean (1995)
"Doctor Who and the Curse of Fatal Death" as The Doctor (1999)
Popsters as Nasty Neville (2001)
Lying to Michael Jackson as Martin Bashir (2003)
Spider-Plant Man as Peter Piper and Spider-Plant Man (2005)
Mr. Bean's Holiday as Mr Bean (2007)
[edit] Filmography
Year Title Role
1981 Fundamental Frolics Himself
The Secret Policeman's Ball Various Roles
1982 The Secret Policeman's Other Ball Himself & Various Roles
1983 Dead on Time Bernard Fripp
Never Say Never Again Nigel Small-Fawcett
1989 The Appointments of Dennis Jennings Dr. Schooner
The Tall Guy Ron Anderson
1990 The Witches Mr. Stringer
1993 Hot Shots! Part Deux Dexter Hayman
1994 Four Weddings and a Funeral Father Gerald
The Lion King Zazu (voice)
1997 Bean Mr. Bean
2000 Maybe Baby Mr. James
2001 Rat Race Enrico Pollini
2002 Scooby-Doo Emile Mondavarious
2003 Johnny English Johnny English
Love Actually Rufus
2005 Keeping Mum Reverend Walter Goodfellow
2007 Mr. Bean's Holiday Mr. Bean
[edit] Live Show
Rowan Atkinson Live (2007), a DVD release of a filmed 1991 performance in Boston
[edit] Discography
[edit] Albums
Rowan Atkinson Live in Belfast (1980, re-released 1996)
Not Just a Pretty Face (1987, re-released 1994)
[edit] Compilations
The Secret Policeman's Ball (1979)
Not The Nine O'Clock News – The Album (1980)
We Are Most Amused: The Best of British Comedy (1981)
[edit] Awards
Variety Club Award for BBC Personality of the Year - 1980[18]
BAFTA Best Light Entertainment Performance - 1989[18]
[edit] References
^ "The A-Z of laughter (part one)", The Observer, 7 December 2003, retrieved 7 January 2007
^ BBC NEWS | Entertainment | Cook voted 'comedians' comedian'
^ a b Barratt, Nick. "Family Detective - Rowan Atkinson", The Daily Telegraph, 25 August 2007.
^ Foreign Correspondent - 22 July 1997: Interview with Rodney Atkinson, Australian Broadcasting Corporation, retrieved 27 January 2007
^ Profile: UK Independence Party, BBC News, 28 July 2006, retrieved 27 January 2007
^ Mann, Virginia. "FOR ROWAN ATKINSON, COMEDY CAN BE FRIGHTENING", The Record, 1992-02-28. Retrieved on 2007-12-10.
^ a b c .While at school, he was a classmate of British Prime Minister Tony Blair.The bbc.co.uk Guide to Comedy, "Rowan Atkinson", retrieved 7 January 2007
^ "It's not easy being Bean", Toronto Star, 2007-08-22. Retrieved on 2007-08-22.
^ http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/showbiz/a92412/atkinson-to-play-fagin-in-new-oliver.html
^ Rowan Atkinson: The Driven Man - Trailer - Cast - Showtimes - New York Times
^ Rowan Atkinson News and Trivias at CelebrityWonder.com
^ BBC News | Entertainment | Mr Bean crashes sports car
^ http://www.nemonis.net/history/history.html
^ Stars & their Cars:Rowan Atkinson - Celebrity | Fun | MSN Cars UK
^ [Alan Clark, Diaries (Phoenix, 1993) p80]
^ Wormald, Andrew; Benjamin Atkinson. "Stars & their Cars:Rowan Atkinson" (in English), MSN, 6 October 2005, pp. 1. Retrieved on [[1 July 2007]].
^ a b The Museum of Broadcast Communications - Rowan Atkinson article, retrieved 7 January 2007
^ a b The Museum of Broadcast Communications - Rowan Atkinson article, retrieved 7 January 2007
^ http://cars.uk.msn.com/Fun/article.aspx?cp-documentid=474669 |
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