This is a forum post by the user CARMEL777
: WHY DOES EVERYONE DESCRIBE THEMSLEVES AS 9+ ? SOME OF YOU HAVE TO BE LYING OR MAYBE IT'S SOMETHING INN THE FOOD.
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON? IT'S LIKE A WHOLE GENERATION OF PORN ***!
STICKING MY TONGUE OUT AT CREAM-HEY GIRL!!!
*** WELL DAYUM, IT'S ABOUT TIME!!! WHIP IT OUT, KOBET YOU TOO. HURRY UP BEFORE MY HUBBY COMES UP IN HURR!!!
MY GIRL IFEKAT-I ALWAYS HAVE IT ON THE BRAIN(THAT'S THE SAFEST PLACE FOR IT-LOL)
ONMYWAY-DO I KNOW YOU? MORNIN' 2 YA!!!!
2BLSSD-YOU SEEM A BIT ORNERY THIS MORNIN' WASSUP!!!
spicy_hot Flag post 2blessed
it small dont worry no shame in that . u a big [EXPLETIVE] now i have never met a ni.gga weight so much and *** big please claim it its yours lmao * * * * * * * * * * * * whatever you say spicy. For future reference, please take into account two identical sized penises; one one a slender man and the other on a bigger man. The one on the slender man will loock larger than the one on the larger man. Something just to increase your intelligence. No charge.
CARMEL777 Flag post STICKING MY TONGUE OUT AT CREAM-HEY GIRL!!!
*** WELL DAYUM, IT'S ABOUT TIME!!! WHIP IT OUT, KOBET YOU TOO. HURRY UP BEFORE MY HUBBY COMES UP IN HURR!!!
MY GIRL IFEKAT-I ALWAYS HAVE IT ON THE BRAIN(THAT'S THE SAFEST PLACE FOR IT-LOL)
ONMYWAY-DO I KNOW YOU? MORNIN' 2 YA!!!!
2BLSSD-YOU SEEM A BIT ORNERY THIS MORNIN' WASSUP!!! * * * * * * * * * * * What you say that? I am alittle irritated because I can't stand when people I work with can't do their job correctly.
....seriously It's these MTO Hoes Fault for Lying to these Skrunny *** Nuccaz, trying not to hurt they feelings and ***... They Know daaamn well they looked at them Nuccaz Dic Pic/ or prolly in person and wanted to bust out Laughing.. But Instead of telling the nucca Yoo son Ya *** is litte... they Pamper them nuccaz feelings and lied too em...
...but i've SEEN a Nucca On MTO whose Diick Look like he'll take Yo azz to da promise land and Back.. Laaawd
*** YOU KNOW IT'S A *** PIC OF YOURS, FLOATING AROUND MTO, DON'T EVEN TRY IT-LOL(MUST BE A LOT OF SPECIAL WOMEN HURR)
HEY PN!!! NAH A POSTER NAMED TRIN IN ANOTHER THREAD PUT THE IDEA IN MY HEAD.
HEY SPICY,RYDA(I KNOW YOU SLANGING-LOL)!
FREE YOU TALKING BOUT GA-BOY? YOU AIN'T NEVAH LIED-I CAN'T DO NUTTIN BUT PLAY WITH THAT.
I THINK I'M SCARED OF HUGE ***. I DON'T HAVE A LOT OF ROOM-LOL!!!
DQC States *** quit lying. i can look at a dude face and tell he got a big *** and u do. i'm a dixpert, babe. * * * * * LOL @ DQC You know that ***!!! My ancestors gave me the gift of instantly knowing when a *** packing, by the look in his eye and I KNOW this negro was gonna pop that "cherry" given the chance LOL!......However, confirmation of size will be required, before registration into MTO's *** Hall of Fame. So please follow instructions above.
OH LORD I KNOW THE 'REV' HAS A VIENNA SAUSAGE.
*** QUIT LYING!!!!
LMBAO @ HUGEPIC!!!! KOBET IS KILLIN IT!!!!
OKAY IT'S TIME FOR MY PRE-WORK NAP-LOL!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE I GO THIS MANY RESPONSE. I'M A BIT ASHAMED TO BE DRAGGING DOWN THE I.Q. OF MTO.
NOT!!!!!!! MEN KEEP SLANGING THEM THANGS-FOLLOW KOBET TO HUGEPIC!!!!LOL
Mr_Wes Flag post HOLD UP How come the females be like let me see some *** mad dude be sending pics, but when a dude be like let me see something, yall dont be sendning_shit ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ correction: some females!! I dont ask for ish cuz I aint sending ish period!!! they say its a small world but I hear the internet world is smaller! cu
Nappy Flag post Mr_Wes Flag post HOLD UP How come the females be like let me see some *** mad dude be sending pics, but when a dude be like let me see something, yall dont be sendning_shit * * * * * * * * * * * * * Mr. Wes, I heard that you got to be ready to throw the pants down; get the camera; take a picture; send it to a female...if you want some ***. LMAO.
translation from my "Juice" scene: You got to give to get.
CAM States 'we' just flipped the script...In all honesty, 'I' just be messin around on here...It ain't never that serious...I ain't tryin to get down with nobody on here * * * * * @Cam PREACH!
And moving on......WELLLL DAYYYYYYUUUUUUUM ***!
@Spicy Forget the shoes hon, look at the HANDS!! You know them slim waist boys be schlonking their ***
@WEED Fcuk the strut, that ***'s a "Red Herring", erry motherfcuker I went to school with, strutted! It's more scientific than that.
The Law of Nature requires a balance in the body, so disproportionate parts of the body will always be supplemented, which is why hands feet and *** are the balancing elements of a skinny body.....My PhD in ***-Physics affords me this knowledge. LMFBAO!
mabeline Flag post ((((Weaveeefyah)))) how u feenin today chica??
"good dycks are like sleep, never too much" dang, there I go thinkin aloud again! :) --------------------------------------- let me find out you feeling some type of way !!!!!
weeed, dont get ol mabel fcuked up...lol she has quoted enough...lol
SPICY States i just wish i had the power to send all the small *** on a island by themselves * * * * * @SPICY Hon, I think you already did. That *** Rev's been suspiciously silent all this morning. LOL! We prolly gonna have to talk his dumb *** off another ledge when he sees how many comments Carmel's thread got.
Yes Rev, we know your *** ass is lurking, taking notes, in hope of using *** later. SMDH this Rice Diick ***!
The Law of Nature requires a balance in the body, so disproportionate parts of the body will always be supplemented ---------------------------------------which is why you gotta have bitties and ***. tig ole bitties, so you dont fall on your face when you walk. and a nice *** so you dont bump the back of you head on the ground when you walk. coochie should be light as a feather, so you dont have that "i need to sit down" feeling all the time*...cu
PsychiatricNurse Flag post LOL@NAPPY Hon, go to the dictionary and look up the word "BALANCED" and you'll see a photo of me in there. LOL!
But don't try and switch ***.....You know you've agreed to the Terms and Conditions of this thread just being in it. So where's the diick pic bruh?? LOL! --------------------------------------- you can also go to that same book, and look under vienna sausage, and you'll see my pic. dont forget your magnifying glass..lol
@2PRESSED Do what you do best *** and go and suck your fathers diick or let him blow that back out one mo time......
You hiding behind 2blessed S/***, why? let me guess, he refused to *** on your face? he wouldn't introduce you to his friends?
You haggerd, diick thirsty, attention starved *** *** motherfcuker. Imma play with you till I'm bored, then you'll need to use a new S/*** to get noticed. LMAO!
SEE 2PRESSD I THOUGHT YOU WERE FUNNY TIL YOU STARTED IN WITH THAT ***. PN HAS BEEN HERE THE WHOLE TIME, I WAS SLEPPING AND JUST PEEKED IN BEFORE I WENT TO WORK TO SEE YOU TALKING ***.
I WAS SURE 2PRESSD WAS A WOMAN, BUT NOW, HMMMMM. MAY BE A *** *** MAN.
2BLSSD IF YOU CAN'T GET IT DONE, PN CAN.
TOODLES I'M OFF TO WORK AND
DAYUM THIS THREAD BLEW UP!!! PN GET THE STRAIT-JACKET READY FOR MY STALKER-LOL!!!!
WASSUP 9(REALLY?), CINNA, 4 REAL, ELM CITAY,AND ALLLL YA'LL!
KEEP THE PARTY GOING!
buttapecan Flag post getta!! aww they are so precuious right now...the baby is startin to interact with big sis...how are the big and lil ones doing? ============ The big ones are great.. That lil one is spoiled and mean.. She will be 3 months next Friday and she has taken a special liking to her big brother.. She could care less for me or her sis...lol
CARMEL States 2BLSSD IF YOU CAN'T GET IT DONE, PN CAN * * * * * @CARMEL Hon, before you even made that post, that fool 2PRESSED was cut off ....LOL!.
@2BLESSEDWIFE I'm sorry your partner had to go....Admittedly, you were both funny when you stuck to the comedy act together but he started moonlighting and that *** didn't work...If he comes back in another mask, tell him to stick with the script. LOL!
@ Lil Eazy.. are you serious??? If you take a ruler and stand that *** up,.. 9" ain't long????? Try sittin on that ***... lol
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LilEazy Flag post I never knew 9 inches was huge. I mean girls have told me I was big, but I just thought they were gassing me up or something
@ELMCITY Steady on now! Don't be bigging up a ***'s head without proof! We need confirmation.... @ Lil Eazy, for us to verify your claims, please follow instructions above.
And please note, size of diick's *** is of paramount importance to determine whether said diick is indeed a "Code Red".
Gotta keep *** clear and official.
PsychiatricNurse Flag post CARMEL States 2BLSSD IF YOU CAN'T GET IT DONE, PN CAN * * * * * @CARMEL Hon, before you even made that post, that fool 2PRESSED was cut off ....LOL!.
@2BLESSEDWIFE I'm sorry your partner had to go....Admittedly, you were both funny when you stuck to the comedy act together but he started moonlighting and that *** didn't work...If he comes back in another mask, tell him to stick with the script. LOL! * * * * * * * * * * * and if he does come back don't have my pic in his avi and we all good. Make all the joke you want. I find it very amusing.
2blssd2Bstrssd Flag post PsychiatricNurse CARMEL States 2BLSSD IF YOU CAN'T GET IT DONE, PN CAN * * * * * @CARMEL Hon, before you even made that post, that fool 2PRESSED was cut off ....LOL!.
* * * * * * ** * ** * * What do you mean he was cut off ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~``
DONT IGNORE ME ***!
WHERE IS MY CHILD SUPPRT?
AND WHEN YOU GETTING THAT *** PUMP? IM TIRED OF YOUR VIENNA SAUSAGE! IT JUST AINT HITTING LIKE IT USED TO. ITS KINDA DEFLATED.