RUMOR REPORT: Solange’s Career Is Now BIGGER THAN EVER . . . She Was Just Reportedly BOOKED FOR SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE This Weekend!!! (They Ain’t NEVER Want Her Azz Before)

: Kicking Jay Z in the face may have been the best thing EVER for Solange Knowles. A little birdie just told us that she’s just been booked for SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE. She’ll be doing a parody of herself as a superhero singer with anger management issues and word is that Jay-Z may actually WALK ON.

According to our snitch, terms were worked out as of a few moments ago.