: Females are always asking me, how do I know if a man is gay or on the down low. Simply, I tell them too look for signs. But just like Stevie Wonder some women are so blind.

Trust me, there is a down low dude in every female's life - they just don't know who it is. A down low man can be anybody: your man, your brother, your father, your co worker, your preacher, that thug from the block you got a crush on, your favorite rapper. But anyway, we going in...

BIMBO’S TOP TEN SIGNS OF A DOWN LOW MAN

10. He Likes To "Pretend" To Dance Like A Woman. While a 50 Cent or Jay Z song is on, they on the wall looking mad. But, as soon as Beyonce comes on, he is all over the dance floor poppin' his booty and doing it better than you girl. Yeh, you think he’s playing and trying to make you laugh. But child he’s really not. Besides ladies, you don’t want no man, who be poppin his booty to beyonce. That’s a no no.

9. He's Always With His Best Friend. I mean always together like two females. Always working out together, always on the phone together. And, you as the girlfriend wonder why he spends more time with his best friend than with you. Cause donkey you are his cover up. And, as long as he is with you, no one will think that he is gay. Wake up sister!

8. He Picks An Argument With You For No Reason. And, then leaves the house for hours. He does this so he has time for the both of you and his down low lover. So be cautious child, if your man is always picking arguments with you and leaves the house for hours. If he’s not hiding that he’s gay, he’s hiding something. And, that’s another story, another time, and another place child!

7.Look At His Walk. Does your dude walks too, too hard. So hard that it's noticeable. I mean y'all don't want your man to walk all gay like me. Cause, honey I sashes’ down the block like Naomi Campbell in the hood and what.

But anyway, what is the hard, hard walk for. Oh, I know, you think if you walk all hard and tough and all people won't think that you are gay. But, you don’t realize, your walk is just as noticeable as my Naomi walk. You can fool the people, but you can’t fool me child. Cause, I know what you are covering up with that walk. The only difference between us is. I have the out the closet I’m gay walk. And, you have the in the closet I’m on the down low walk. Whatever child.

6. He's Extremely Secretive. This sign is for all you parents out there. If you have a son who sneaks out the house a lot, and you rarely know his whereabouts most of the time. And mostly dudes call the house for him and he rarely talk about girls. Mama you done raised a Queen.

Basically, if you know nothing about your son lifestyle, it’s because he doesn’t want you to know. He doesn’t want you to know that he is gay, that’s why everything with him is a big secret. Most of this secret lifestyle starts to happen around the age of 15. By then most boys should know if they like girls or boys or both.

5. He Always Talks About How Chicks Want To Get At Him. But, in reality you never see him with none of the chicks. He's probably just saying them things to make you think he’s straight and to throw you off. In reality, all them chicks he talks about are really men. Okay....

4. He Hits And Beats On Women. I’m sorry, a real man does not hit a woman. But, a down low man will. Now, wait a minute some women do like getting a little roughed up, choked up, a little weave pulling during sex child. But that’s another story child. Another story, because I like that too girl.

I’m talking about those Ike and Tina Turner beatings. He's just trying to prove to the world that he is a heterosexual man. Knowing deep inside he is a big ol queen inside. Girl if your man is beating on you like that. Sister girl wake up, before it’s too late. True story!

3. He's Always Calling Somebody Else Gay. A dude that is just always he’s gay, he’s how u doin! He looks gay. He acts gay. He dresses gay. He walks gay. SHUT UP! You just want him to be gay, so you can have him. Stop calling everyone else gay and call the person who truly is gay and on the down low and that’s you. You big ol queen!

2. He Wants To Make Love From Behind. If your man always want to give it to you in your butt every time your have sex, and gets mad when you don’t want to put it in your butt. Girl, that’s a sign. Because child, if your man like poking you in the booty. What makes you think he wouldn’t mind poking me child?

Also, if your man likes for you to put fingers or your tongue around or in his booty hole, yeh he a freak girl, a bisexual down low freak. And I shouldn’t have to tell you this one. But, if your man likes for you to strap on a dildo and give it to him in his booty, girl you need to wake up. Or you don’t care. Okay, Star Jones whatever makes you happy child. Also, be caution if your man likes threesomes with you, him and another man. Not another girl, but another man. How u doin. ALL RIGHT!

1. He's Homophobic. Is your dude always angry with gay people for no reason. Does he always have something negative to say about gay people. Does every time he see a gay dude, he got to make a comment like chi chi man or boti boy or bullet, bullet. He is only saying these things to get the gay boy attention. Because deep inside he wants that gay boy or he wants to be free and happy like him. So he hates on the gay boy, because the gay boy can care less of what folks has to say about him and he’s going to be himself.

A real man will see a gay boy and say nothing. It’s always them dam down low ones who always got something to say. But to all my out the closet men, who have to deal with this. Ignore. Trust me. It’s the best medicine. But anyway, ladies be very caution if your man always got something to say about gay men. Cause behind close, close, close doors he’s probably bent over taking it better than you and me child.

PS. THERE ARE MANY MORE SIGNS OF A DOWN LOW MAN PART 2 IS COMING SOON. THESE SIGNS ARE JUST THE MOST OBVIOUS ONES.WE HAVENT EVEN GOTTEN INTO THE DOWN LOW MEN WHO DON’T EVEN MESS WITH OTHER STRAIGHT ACTING MEN, BUT THEY MESS WITH TRAN SEXUALS AND DRAGS. CHILD! ANYWAY, IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS FOR ME, PLEASE FEEL FREE TO EMAIL ME AT THEGOODBIMBO@YAHOO.COM

-BIMBO

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