: The world champion Miami Heat went to the White House yesterday to be honored. But the PREZ seemed to be more interested in Dwyane Wade's ESTRANGED FIANCE than with anyone else. President Obama could NOT HELP himself . . . but to stare at Gabby like she was the LAST HOT DOG AT A COOKOUT!!
We're told that Michelle Obama is a HUUUUGE MTO reader . . . so we gotta make sure to tell her that we are ONLY JOKING!!!
But errr girl . . . just in case we're NOT . . . Michelle, bae, can make sure you keep Gabby away from the White House for the next 3 years M'KAY!!! No shade . . . it's just better SAFE THAN SORRY!!