DUH-RAMAAAAAA!!! The Reason Why ONE OF THE STARS Of The Miami Heat HAS BEEN PLAYING ALL F*CKED UP . . . Cause He’s STRESSED OUT . . . After Getting A SIDE CHICK PREGNANT!!! (We Knew Something Was Wrong)

: Just when you thought that the NBA Finals couldn't get more excited . . . the rumor mill is in OVERDRIVE. According to the streets (AKA Twitter) one of the Miami Heat players' poor play in this years NBA playoffs is not JUST because of his ailing knees. He's under some stress.

Here is what is being said:

Sources say that [MIAMI HEAT PLAYER] has slipped up and got his side chick knocked up. Apparently, this news has not only affected [MIAMI HEAT PLAYER] castle but also his skills, which is why he’s been falling short during the past couple of games in the playoffs.



Sources also reveal that [MIAMI HEAT PLAYER'S GF] is fully aware of what’s going on, which might explain her behavior in Vegas… She had a lot of “Instagram Straight Flexin’” moments.



The details of who is walking around with a fertilized [MIAMI HEAT PLAYER] seed have not been revealed. Obviously neither [MIAMI HEAT PLAYER] nor [MIAMI HEAT PLAYER'S GF] is excited about the situation and would love to “opt out” but…unfortunately, it’s not up to them.

Nooooo . . . it can't be????

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