: Well . . . you knew that it wasn't going to last. MediaTakeOut.com OFFICIALLY learned that R&B singer Rihanna and her boyfriend, Major League Baseball's MATT KEMP have separated.
An insider explained, "Rihanna is overseas [in Australia] and she broke it off with Matt via text . . . It was something to the effect of - 'It's not working out, DUECES."
But the more interesting thing is that now it allows Rihanna to go PUBLIC with her longtime FLING with rapper DRAKE. The two are DEFINITELY an item. And that's not rumor, ladies and gents - it's FACT!!!
DAM SON , CANT SAY I DIDNT SEE IT COMIN , DRAKE A TEK OVER DI GYAL DEM TO RASSS ! BOSSWIFE, MA BABY , DONT MEK DRAAKE TAKE U AWAY FROM ME :(
A Jamaican man is sitting watching TV and his wife comes up behind him and whacks him with a frying pan. "Aaahh! Wat dat for?" he *** "Me find one paper inna yuh pocket wid a gyal name pon it, "Miss Melba" says his wife. "Wa yuh mean? Me... an' me frien' Leroy go a race track last week and Miss Melba is de name a de horse dat run inna de first race," he protests. Two days later he is sitting watching TV again and "wack!"- one *** lick inna 'im head - with the back of the dutch-pot. "Ooowww," he ***. "Wha' dat for now?" "Yu horse deh pan di phone"!
BUMBOCLAAT YA NOW ! DRAKE AINT LAUGHIN WID DAT ROAD ! OH NA NA , WHATS MA NAME (8) WHoop Ti DAyyy LIVIN DI CHAMPAGNE BOTTLE LIFE ! BOSSWIFE, MA BABY , DONT MEK DRAAKE TAKE U AWAY FROM ME :(
The Jamaican helper (maid) asked for a pay increase.
The wife was upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise of pay that was requested.
She asked: 'Now Marie, why yuh feel yuh deserve a pay increase?' ... Marie: 'Well, ma'am, three reasons why I want de increase.' The first one, mi iron better than you'!
Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?'
Marie: 'Your husband say so.'
Wife: 'Oh!'
Marie: 'The second reason .. ah can cook better than you.'
Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?'
Marie: 'Your husband again'
Wife: 'Oh!'
Marie: 'The third reason is that I am better in bed than you ...'
Wife: (really furious now): 'My husband says that as well??'
Marie: 'No ma'am, your husband's best friend Andrew.
Wife: 'How much yuh seh you want again?
wow u lames above must sit there waitn for 9 o clock...sure it is the highlight of ur day..as for me i will go to work and make money..then come home after work and make more money..unlike crazy jamal i get real paper..and y drake hittin ri ri when he was hittin maliah..ri aint got nothin on that phatty maliah got..maybe da cooch real tight..jus sayin
Finally!!! I story abt the QUEEN. IDC what u mudda fcukers on here say, I aint wanna see no other story if one isn't about Rihanna. She's just so effing intriguing dammit!! BTW I'd she and Drake is a couple then that's great. She's young and hott and so is he. Its kinda like deja vu tho. Seems like the CB and Rih saga all over again. I know poor Breezy is gonna be HURT as fcuk if this is true. Nothing to doubt tho,cause the chemistry between them in "What's My Name" is bananas!!
This is no surprise. At least Rhi is smart enough to know when to get the eff on from dead weight *** keep living her young sexy celeb bachlorette lifestyle. U go girl. Have fun *** eff em a buncha times but nothin to serious. But dang Rhi wz good on the nekkid photos of these dudes. LEAK ALREADY BC I WANNA C DANG IT
Whether it's true or not... Who the hell cares?.. Media Take Out is the only one obsessed with the two of them going public about their relationship.. Either way, they're both 23yrs or 24yrs.. Stop trying to turn them into the next Beyonce & Jay Z Media Take Out! *** Drake is Fine, so if I was her.. I'd get with him too! (Well at least before he turns into a lighter version of Lil Wayne because Drake is becoming a little bit of a hoe!)
Matt Kemp is sooo fine,paid, talented,has no baby mama dram&we havnt heard rumours of him creeping so uhm I dont see y Riri wud drop him. MTO yall r gonna need more people to convince me on this one; more people&pics. *** on now,who dumps Matt Kemp for Drake?Hav yall seen Matt Kemp!? GTFO MTO stop starting rumours *** braking up happy homes.
AHHHHHHHHHHHH MY F.U.C.KING GOD I JUST BUST A NUT ANY WHO I REALLY DON'T HAVE MUCH TO SAY CAUSE AM STILL IN A STRAIGHT JACKET I JUST SNEAK INTO THESE ***.I.G.G.ER AKA CHOCOLATE CRICKET *** WHITE TRASH OFFICE TO SNEAK A USE OF THEM COMPUTER GOD *** AM BORED AS F.U.C.*** I NEED SOME P.U.S.S.Y *** ONLY ***.I.G.G.ER B.I.T.C.H *** C.U.***.T WHITE IN THIS PIECE OF *** HOSPITAL SO I GUESS NO P.U.S.S.Y FOR *** SO AM ***.I.G.G.E.R B.I.T.C.H *** WHITE TRASH FREE , AM LIKE A ***.I.G.G.A WITH A NEW GUN AND IF ANY OF ***.I.G.G.E.R R C.U.***.T GOT A PROBLEM WITH ME COME SUCK MY C.O.C.*** YEAH MAMI *** PAPI LMFAO