: Well . . . you knew that it wasn't going to last. MediaTakeOut.com OFFICIALLY learned that R&B singer Rihanna and her boyfriend, Major League Baseball's MATT KEMP have separated.
An insider explained, "Rihanna is overseas [in Australia] and she broke it off with Matt via text . . . It was something to the effect of - 'It's not working out, DUECES."
But the more interesting thing is that now it allows Rihanna to go PUBLIC with her longtime FLING with rapper DRAKE. The two are DEFINITELY an item. And that's not rumor, ladies and gents - it's FACT!!!
DAM SON , CANT SAY I DIDNT SEE IT COMIN , DRAKE A TEK OVER DI GYAL DEM TO RASSS !
BOSSWIFE, MA BABY , DONT MEK DRAAKE TAKE U AWAY FROM ME :(
A Jamaican man is sitting watching TV and his wife comes up behind him and whacks him with a frying pan.
"Aaahh! Wat dat for?" he shouts
"Me find one paper inna yuh pocket wid a gyal name pon it, "Miss Melba" says his wife.
"Wa yuh mean? Me... an' me frien' Leroy go a race
track last week and Miss Melba is de name a de horse dat run inna de first race," he protests.
Two days later he is sitting watching TV again and "wack!"- one bitch lick inna 'im head - with the back of the
"Ooowww," he shouts. "Wha' dat for now?"
"Yu horse deh pan di phone"!
BUMBOCLAAT YA NOW !
DRAKE AINT LAUGHIN WID DAT ROAD !
OH NA NA , WHATS MA NAME (8) WHoop Ti DAyyy
LIVIN DI CHAMPAGNE BOTTLE LIFE !
BOSSWIFE, MA BABY , DONT MEK DRAAKE TAKE U AWAY FROM ME :(
The Jamaican helper (maid) asked for a pay increase.
The wife was upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise of pay that was requested.
She asked: 'Now Marie, why yuh feel yuh deserve a pay increase?'
Marie: 'Well, ma'am, three reasons why I want de increase.' The first one, mi iron better than you'!
Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?'
Marie: 'Your husband say so.'
Marie: 'The second reason .. ah can cook better than you.'
Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?'
Marie: 'Your husband again'
Marie: 'The third reason is that I am better in bed than you ...'
Wife: (really furious now): 'My husband says that as well??'
Marie: 'No ma'am, your husband's best friend Andrew.
Wife: 'How much yuh seh you want again?
wow u lames above must sit there waitn for 9 o clock...sure it is the highlight of ur day..as for me i will go to work and make money..then come home after work and make more money..unlike crazy jamal i get real paper..and y drake hittin ri ri when he was hittin maliah..ri aint got nothin on that phatty maliah got..maybe da cooch real tight..jus sayin
Hold up rih rih is a freak dont think drake can handle all that...
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This actually isn't true at all. I'm friends with Rihanna's backup singer and she's been in Louisiana all week, and now she's on her way to London. Wouldnt it be funny if they're photo'd together tomorrow?
MTO.......... please STOP FU(KING LYING! GOT DAMNIT MAN!!! You muthafu(kaz need to make up your minds as to who you all want Drake or Rihanna to be with. Because EVERY OTHER FU(KING DAY you all put up some shit about them dating or been with someone else!....... YOU LYING BASTARDS!
OK so she broke up with matt...where's the proof she's dating drake. ain't ya'll always talking about how zesty drake is? mto need to make up ya'll minds. and if they are dating....i feel sorry for drakes career
Finally!!! I story abt the QUEEN. IDC what u mudda fcukers on here say, I aint wanna see no other story if one isn't about Rihanna. She's just so effing intriguing dammit!! BTW I'd she and Drake is a couple then that's great. She's young and hott and so is he. Its kinda like deja vu tho. Seems like the CB and Rih saga all over again. I know poor Breezy is gonna be HURT as fcuk if this is true. Nothing to doubt tho,cause the chemistry between them in "What's My Name" is bananas!!
Damn shame on MTO that the majority of the bloggers on here dont believe this crap...smdh....goes to show how many of us come on here for puuuure entertainment ONLY !
MTO is the worst story telling site ever, but have the funniest comments by their bloggers.....
This is no surprise. At least Rhi is smart enough to know when to get the eff on from dead weight n keep living her young sexy celeb bachlorette lifestyle. U go girl. Have fun n eff em a buncha times but nothin to serious. But dang Rhi wz good on the nekkid photos of these dudes. LEAK ALREADY BC I WANNA C DANG IT
Rihanna needs a darkskinned BLACK MAN...US LIGHTSKINNED MEN WON'T PUT UP WITH RIHANNA'S BULLSHYT... hasn't she learned from CHRIS BROWN??? Darkskinned BLACK MeN WOULD PUT HER PRETENTIOUS AZZ ON A PEDESTAL while WE LIGHTSKINNED MEN CAN SEE THROUGH HER AZZ LIKE NICKI MINAJ's song "RIGHT THROUGH ME"!!!...
This for the most part has been a Rhianna free week and then ya'll post this mess. This girl needs to slow her roll.
FYI....It's laughable to classify Rhianna as an R&B singer. Kiddie pop is more like it.
Unless I see a pic or they say its true themselves... its still a rumor... sorry
MTO but just because you say it don't make it true... Janet Jackson, Mariah Carey,
and Beyonce should have like 10 kids a piece all the times you "confirmed" they
were pregnant... try again..
IF THIS IS A TRUE STORY ...GREAT FOR THEM. NOW WHAT ,IS ALL THIS ABOUT RIHANNA IS A HOE...BECAUSE RICH MEN IN ENTERTAINMENT ARE ATTRACTED TOO HER ...SO SHE'S A HOE NOW .... PLEASE ...YOU PEOPLE KILL ME... WELL GOOD LUCK TOO THEM!!!
Whether it's true or not... Who the hell cares?.. Media Take Out is the only one obsessed with the two of them going public about their relationship.. Either way, they're both 23yrs or 24yrs.. Stop trying to turn them into the next Beyonce & Jay Z Media Take Out! Shit Drake is Fine, so if I was her.. I'd get with him too! (Well at least before he turns into a lighter version of Lil Wayne because Drake is becoming a little bit of a hoe!)
I can't wait for these two no talent tools to gtfo of America, please deport them back to their perspective countries. Support American artists, our music is going down hill cause of assholes like these foreigners.
Matt Kemp is sooo fine,paid, talented,has no baby mama dram&we havnt heard rumours of him creeping so uhm I dont see y Riri wud drop him. MTO yall r gonna need more people to convince me on this one; more people&pics. Cum on now,who dumps Matt Kemp for Drake?Hav yall seen Matt Kemp!? GTFO MTO stop starting rumours n braking up happy homes.
That is great news!!!! Im soo happy for RiRi and Dreezy Drake!!! They make an
awesome couple!!! I always wanted them to officially hook up! I just hope Drake
doesnt fuck it up with her. She is a great catch! Good luck guys!!
@chocolatedrop09 ..first of all cunt I wasn't talking to u...second off I dnt have to b her doctor trick..if u wanted to say hi to me u should have just said it u fuckin looser u must b a rhianna groupie.as a matter fact keep yo lame ass off this site with yo lame ass thoughts in ur small ass brain...
Y'all dummies believe everything MTO post, first of all she did not break up with Matt and def. isn't dating drake! And how did she " break-up" with him via text in Australia, when she was In louisiana for about two weeks filming battleship! Lol y'all are a trip!
TO ME= THEY DNT HER AND DRAKE SEEM LIKE BROTHER AND SISTER, I GUESS BECUZ OF THE WHOLE LITEBRITE THANG THEY GOT GOIN ON...DRAKE BEEN WAITING TO GET THAT...BUT MAJOR FAIL ON HER PART U NEVER GIVE UP AN ATHLETE...ITS A RECESSION OUT HER AND THEY GOT WAYYY TOO MANY BENEFITS....
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hope everything works for the best.
you know what they say..
Don't Leave the Person You Love
for the Person You like
Because the Person You like
Will Leave You for the Person They Love,