AHHHH BWOI , HOUSTON WE HAVE A PROBLEM , ALL DEEEZ *** ARE SO FAKE , ITS GETTIN WORSE AND WORSE. DAS WAT THE UNITED STATES IS GONNA GO TO WID DEEZ ROLE MODELS DEY HAVE CORRUPTING THE GIRLS MINDS NOWADAYS !!! FAKENESS , LONG HAIR , BOTOX , SILICONE , BOOTY POP ( WHICH I THINK IS A STRAIGHT UP CON ! DIS SHOULD BE ILLEGAL ) ITS ALL A LOAD OF S*IT !
BIG UP TO BOSSWIFE , SHE ALL NATURAL !!
At his wife's request Paddy visits the Sexologist. They chat for a while and the doctor shows Paddy some cards.
"What is this", says the doctor holding up some ink blotches.
"Why, that's 2 dogs going *** to the wall."
"And this", says the doctor holding up some more ink blotches.
"Why, that's a man giving it to the Missus from behind."
"Well that's a threesome."
"Well", says the doctor, "I'm afraid your wife's appears to be right, Paddy, you're a *** maniac".
"I'm the *** maniac?!" Says Paddy indignantly, "You're the one with all the filthy pictures!"