: You can't be JOKING around about food. And look how DIRTY the van is. Sheeeeit, it looks like you'll LOSE YOUR INTESTINE if you eat anything from out that van . ..

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kingsmom07

STOP HATIN ON DALLAS.... ITS STR8... I C HIM ALL DA TIME *** DA HOOD... AINT NOBODY GOT SICK OFF IT YET... KEEP YA HUSTLE


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MinnieMinnzz

Oh well uhm that's different


LadyAlazea22

R u effin serious @ You can not BEAT MY MEAT!!! WOW.... Top 10!!!! Follow me @skinnstilettos!!! Top 10!!!! Follow me @skinnstilettos!!! Top 10!!!! Follow me @skinnstilettos!!! Oh and APPROVE MY PIC MTO!!!! DAYUMMM!!!


PhuknPhli

everybody need meat in they life especially for the low low. lmao. i wouldnt get that mess though nothing wrong with that

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2real4me

Tittys? Stop that truck 4 me!


miamor_hiphopsince83

yea i'll pass


TERRYSWORLD

CALL THE HEALTH DEPARTMENT BOKEY 407 P-COLA 850


Blanket50

ONLY IN THE *** HOOD..........


HUEmanbro

Who would actually eat that unhealthy, nasty *** ***!


shortybadd

duck titty's?


simplysexxykc

GTFOH..with that imitation a** spoiled meat..nobody trying to die for a cheeseburger..ugh!


dukemane45

a order of duck and chicken tittys lol baboon leggs wtf elephant ribs this *** got all the good meat no ***


erin912

Based on the ignorance of the writings on the truck I can only imagine the level of sanitation... you would have to be fool up to buy meat fom this individual... but I'm lmao @ 'you cannot beat my meat'


smokeone954

LOL I was thinking the same thing @***...Duck Tittys..SMH



MiCkEyD214

I might have to hit him up when I go home for thanksgiving break! Lolz! Plz approve my pic!


jpocalypse

"You cannot beat my meat...(prices)" Hilarious.


Firstlady125

and he spelled elephant wrong...SMH. do better my people


cocoacalendar

monkey brains? elephant!? Really!? where he get that? and who eats elephant!? ill have some tittys thou...


thinkpositive

Chicken head??? *** ***???? LMAO! I think I just became 100% vegetarian!


True_Beauty_Bklyn87

He must work for WHITE CASTLES....


AllMySatanLadies

"you cannot beat my meat". REALLY??? I bet he's practicing *** on that truck #idiot2

anyway doe...


uniqueSag

YOU CAN NOT BEAT MY MEAT *priceless* (PRICES) RUN TELL THAT!

DEAD!!!!

WTF IS HOG GUTS AND *** ***? Is he serrius? Chicken Tittys? LMMFBAO!!! I can't!! LOL


Melysa

there was this dude in Ft lauderdale driving around a van and selling Ribs and they turned out to be Dog ribs..Thats craazy, I mean who buys meat out a *** truck? I wouldnt even buy food out the roach coaches


YaYa13

eeewwww....you ninjas eat anything!!!!!


bezsenny

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LoL @ how MTO added some ***; It's different handwriting. Yall so childish...

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Whatsupman2

i am from Dallas, MTO u trying to be funny huh, u funny huh. *finger*


chopsuey

*** they used to do that back in the 70's in Philly til people found out it was horse meat


chulley65

He is going to make a lot of vegetarians! Tired of being broke? www.createwealtheasy.com


LadyAlazea22

*** what the hell are duck tittys!!!! eewwwwwww



Iwontbebad

WONDER WHO EATIN THIS KIND OF S.HIT, LOL...RUN AND TELL THAT...HIDE YA DOGS, CATS, RABBITS AND TURTLES CAUSE THIS MUH *** SELLING EVERYTHING....


Undeniably

Nothing about anything on that list sounds appetizing, healthy or sanitary. I'm gonna need for this to be a joke lol because I CAN'T! Totally amused tho...


Being_ME

Hate to even imagine how the *** *** smell...them muuhh *** be out in the sun aaaalll daaaayyyy......wwoowweeee maaaine ! STANKY !


Undeniably

& btw WTF is HANG Down?? ewww *throws up....dies*


beautifulstares

Lmaooooo @ you can't beat my meat


SPH1NX

Everybody got a hustle these days. At least spell the words correctly, bro.


eddymu

Chicken Tittys? LOL!!


leelee0709

UMM...i not eatin nothin he cant spell. look at how he spelled "eliphant" smh


WarrenggG

I still LOVE my city. D-town stand up! It's a ghetto in every major city. SO WHAT.


Prudyy

Is he stopping over here............lol


RandomTandem

lmao@chicken tittys..thats a fool


blubabiecutie28

HAHAHA..THAT MUST BE SOME SH!T THEY HAVE IN SOUTH OF DALLAS LIKE OAK CLIFF OR SMTHG.NOT THE CITY OF DALLAS..WHATEVER MTO.


dcmetro

Just gimmie da *** *** *** monkey brains, he can keep da chicken tittys tho !!!


desdes

ummmmm? no thanks. i'll just stick to what i'm use to. *** ***? thats nasty....facebook me folks. Destinee MissWhite Fletcher


keepitreal83

At datouch! Last time I checked [EXPLETIVE] eat anything...from humans to family members! Get the *** outta here with that [EXPLETIVE] *** you coon face ***!



keepitreal83

Since mto bleeped my words I was saying crackas eat anything! And they have *** with anything from objects to cousins to pets!


dirkxdiggler

@ datouch...so by having a black waiter/waitress serve you food its gonna ruin ur career and u must not be very successful wit tha amount of ignorance u have that *** ain't gonna get u nowhere


CeCe_716

maybe its a joke or something cuz look at some of the things on the back of the van


254rian

Ummmm....i'm officially turning vegeterian.


onmylevel

lmao... unless yall lameoids eat elephant ribs this just may be a joke... classic


EastSideChi

Dead @ yaw can't beat my meat ...


True_Beauty_Bklyn87

Like i said : it's the same meat thats inh WHITE CASTLES; what you crave!


Beautydwellsinme

LOL! This has to be fictitious...our meat is on point in the D,which is why us ladies keep it thick in all the right places. The van is clearly a joke. Monkey brains and mispelled "eliphant" ribs. Come on, just stop it people, rofl!!! Funny though...


erin912

@GrapeVodka You are an eff'*** GENIUS!! How did you know the state was Texas?? It only says Dallas in the title of the thread...


mzzlisha75

Yo this got food poisioning written all over it! ILK!


lbcer

Photoshop!


PinkBlossom

Hard back turtle, baboon legs and duck tittys?! o_0 Who would eat that sh!t?! This has to be photoshopped..


Micha

AHHHH H[SPAM]H[SPAM]!!!!!!!!!!


NeelysBBQ

LOL@ erin912, there a lot of captain obvious on the loose.


dedijah

I have seen this van before!!!!! WOWWWWW



mzhottopic

smh....wow

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MzJaeUcraZy

Wow... Wat got me was the " you cant beat my meat" prices.... omg Really..... LMfAO


Mickdoggies

Only in the south where you will find this! (smdh)


badgurll

Thats where that mystery meat comes from that they serve in school.


NOTLOOKINBACK

@Mickdoggies- *** yo ignorant azz up! *** *** need to get off that North/South West/East ***! Nikkas are *** ignorant! There is no Utopia anywhere! Just like we have tacky *** like this y'all azzes have *** rats the size of minature dogs. I never understand that ***. U don't hear no nikkas hating on other regions on the country from the South but a broke azz nikka from up North perferbly NY always have to throw out a snide remark!


NOTLOOKINBACK

@mickdoggies- nikka find something better to do with your time versus hatin and worrying abt what tha *** we doin' down here ole' dyck in tha booty azz nikka!


MagicDonSean

you cannot beat my meat


koffybrown

LMAO!!! D Town allll day long.I have never seen this bullsh*t in my life. In Dallas and we don't eat sh*t like this I mean really.This is funny as hell!! Dallas stand the FU*K UP!! GOOOOOO!!!!RANGERS!!!! I'm ridin' withcha.


SuzziCarMichael

lmao @ *** ***


TheGoldenOne901

LMFAO!! Duck and Chicken titties and baboon legs?!?!? WTF?!?!?


wallyboy

dallas on this thang!!!!!! hood meat and all!!!!!! and rite behind this dude is the bread man. white, wheat, sourdough, cheese bread, whatever u want. lol. grab some chips and make it a meal. lol. it goes down in D-town. boogie


bubbles24

hell naw, i wish i could meet this man. i'll slap his ***. 'babboon legs, chickne titties" wtf?????? where in the hell would he get those from? lol 2 funny.


chickenwangs

Only in the south. They try to pull all kind of *** in da south.


MSTEXAZ

LMAO AT CHICKEN AND, DUCK TITTIES LOL! THAT NUCCA SAID BAMBOO LEGS LMFAO THAT HAS GOT TO BE FAKE AND GOT'S TO BE HIGH LOLZ


MizzGotMyOwn

African food! This man is an African, he sell CD's as well as food,u know they eat Sh!t like baboon legs us Black Americans don't eat like this! I tryed to tell this African girl named Fos Jamma, that we ain't on sh!t like this!!!



TheRose

ROFL!!!!!! CHICKEN AND DUCK TITTYS!!! I didn't know they had tittys.

WTF IS THAT ALL ABOUT!! lORD HELP ME!!!


TheRose

I don't buy my meat at Walmart either. Who knows what 3rd world country they get their meats from.


be3azybaby

lol oh hell naw


marisaispimpin

lol that guy is awesome :)


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toyia2001tx

ROTFLMAO WOW!


jarocla

this is so *** funny Chicken titties mmy sides hurt


thaonlylakergirl

Lmao! That's either fake or he trying to be funny.


TT-Avariz

get dat *** ouut of here


tricia39

ITS OKAY


educationmalone

this site routinely host some of the ugliest and dumbest people ive ever seen. And i mean you idiots commenting as well as the writers of these wack *** stories. kill urselves. all of you


WIPocahontas

ill pass lol

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AKsince93

CTFU! DUCK TITTYS!


mselwinc

*DEAD*........................


EBZ01

monkey brains DUCK TITTYS "ELIPHANT" meat BABOON LEGS

come on now smh....



iiTunechi

OMG HE CANT SPELL.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Memedadon

dROPS MIC &WALKS OFF STAGE....