WOO CHILE They’re Spilling THE TEA . . . ALLEGEDLY . . . Kim And Kanye’s Relationship Is A FAKE . . . One Of Kim’s Friends Is SNITCHING To IN TOUCH!!!

: Here is what In Touch is saying about Kim and Kanye’s marriage:

People close to Kim offer a detailed look inside the marriage so fake that heir rare public appearances are as planned as her “reality” show. While Kim has spent the majority of her third marriage living at her mom Kris’ house in Calabasas, California, Kanye, 37, has either been away on tour, at his home in Paris or holed up in the record studio with his guy pals. Separate houses – and separate bedrooms. . .

“He and Kim haven’t slept together in weeks.” Kim seemed so desperate to prove they routinely share a bed that she posted a photo.”

And what about Kim as a mom????

“If North is crying, she’ll send a nanny in instead of going in herself. It’s not that she doesn’t love North; she just loves herself more.

And even more . . .

Kim and Kanye fly private while they put North on commercial flights alone with the nanny.