: An MTOer was just minding their business on the supermarket line reading the new COSMOPOLITAN MAGAZINE, when they came across an article about "SPLURGA'S". A Splurga is a woman who STEALS a man's sperm to secretly get pregnant - then hit him with that CHILD SUPPORT.
But instead of talking about how SCANDALOUS the women were - they PRAISED THEM - for taking their fertility into their own hands. The mag even went so far as to describe how men were GRATEFUL to have been tricked into fatherhood.
Wow . . . these heaux outchea got a DIFFERENT GAME!!