: Drake's been sending out SHIRTLESS PICS to random INSTAGRAM THOTS to entice them outta their drawers. It usually works, and then he never CALLS THEM AGAIN. Then they get upset and LEAK HIS PICS to us. It's like a never ending cycle . . . and we LOVE IT. LOL.
We're telling y'all RIGHT NOW . . . we gonna make tat man Drake is gonna be our BABYS FATHER . . . if we have to put a GUN TO HIS HEAD!!!