dang, I think polly wants a cracker, neck bones, and some cornbread.
If he truly was a bird, it wouldn't be a bald eagle, vulture or other equally respectable carniverous hunting creature- I'm seeing more like one of those parakeets they sell in meyers, that eats the 2.00 seed/sunflower mix- the fussy ones that squak all night, then die about 3 weeks later. You know the one's too big to flush, but too little to bother with burying (cause you only had it about 3 weeks and didn't develop a proper bond- so you don't feel like wrapping it up in newspaper- then finding the shovel- and then have to answer the neighbors questions about "what cha planting this year...?), so you just toss it in the trash-
wait a minute- what were we talking about??!!! oh yeah, Pharrell is bony