Joy: "No, I can't act, but my wig looks better than urs!"
A-Rod: "Help me get at that Joy Bryant bitch, she looks easy"
Farnsworth: "Am I still relevant? I hope so..."
Tom Brady: "Gisele is gonna KILL me when she sees this!"
Pepa: "Watch out now, I'm over the hill and need to get laid rarrrww!"
Kendu: "Thanks for invitin' me man, where your weed man at?"